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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
The cat is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. The cat is mentioned in the Koran - are you an islamofascist terrorist supporter.
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Also, I've heard the wild Africky negroes often chew on cats to get a demonic "buzz" when they run out of Jenkem to smoke. I have it on good authority that Obama's had a special cupboard installed in the Oval Office just filled with kittens for him to chew on slow afternoons.
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Originally Posted by MidwestCatLady
I would hope the creatures of Earth have some importance. Why else would God have Noah go to the effort to save them?
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So he could eat steak when the world recovered, of course. If God loves animals so much, why did He kill so many of them when He could have just killed all the bad people and left the animals alone?
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Originally Posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad
I was told that it was the dinosaurs?
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You went to a secular school. You were also told that left is right, that sodomy is acceptable, and that unicorns aren't real.
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Originally Posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad
Oo. So what are the dinosaur fossils?
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God trying to make His creations believe in things that aren't real. It's just one of those things that He does. See 2 Thessalonians 2:11 for clarification on this point.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.