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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-13-2018, 06:56 AM
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Praise God and shout hallelujah from the rooftops. British funny man and pervert dies at 90. Praise Jesus Ken Dodd is tatty bread.
Dirty old man and diddy men die
Just look at what we have missed for all these years.
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Well Praise Jesus at any rate. The man looks like he was a demon infested homer retiree from the British Navy.
While the British are sometimes regarded as a bit eccentric, they nonetheless eat tasteless food, practice slow sports - except their version of "football" attracts hooligans that are hell bent on destroying everything in sight, and if it's one thing we can say for sure - they aren't funny.
The British still owe much of the English speaking world untold reparations for having given birth to Benny Hill.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-13-2018, 11:09 AM
Hah! Ken Dodd ist tot! As the Germans might say.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-13-2018, 06:55 PM
Thanks to the passing of a certain Grenouillestani sodomite fashion designer who dressed Hellyweird entertaineresses and Demon-cretin first ladies, the devil will now get to wear Givenchy.
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Hubert de Givenchy, the French couturier who upheld a standard of quintessentially romantic elegance in fashion for more than four decades, dressing the likes of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Grace Kelly and memorably Audrey Hepburn, in a little black dress, in the movie “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” died on Saturday at his home outside Paris. He was 91.
Philippe Venet, his longtime companion and a former couture designer, confirmed the death.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2018, 04:56 AM
Tooooot, tooooooooooot.
Stephen Hawking is on the way to that fiery he so deserves.
Voice box of Satan Snuffs It
Just the fact that he lived shows he made a pact with the Devil.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2018, 10:07 AM
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Tooooot, tooooooooooot.
Stephen Hawking is on the way to that fiery he so deserves.
Voice box of Satan Snuffs It
Just the fact that he lived shows he made a pact with the Devil.
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The man who "scientifically" "proved" that The Most Almighty and only God was unnecessary will now stand before the Throne of Judgement above the clouds and will be classified with the "goats", and become roast goat.
If we ever needed to see an example of why God has people suffer in order to show His Power
Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
Except Hawkins had sinned - he denied the Holy Spirit! Damnation was always assured. For him there will be no resurrection.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2018, 12:32 PM
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The man who "scientifically" "proved" that The Most Almighty and only God was unnecessary will now stand before the Throne of Judgement above the clouds and will be classified with the "goats", and become roast goat.
If we ever needed to see an example of why God has people suffer in order to show His Power
Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
Except Hawkins had sinned - he denied the Holy Spirit! Damnation was always assured. For him there will be no resurrection.
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I cannot express how happy I am that God has taken this "man" out of Earth and sent him to Hell. I prayed for that many, many times, because he was saying mean things about God, and Jesus. All that science, all that "knowledge" he was creating were shaking the beliefs of many. That could only be the work of Satan.
So now he is finally dead. All that science could not stop God from taking him out. If he was such a genious, how is he now dead? Did he now the beginning of the Universe but could not foreseen his own death? No, I don't buy it.
See it kids: following Satan's and Hawkins' teachings leads you to death. The proof is out there.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-14-2018, 12:52 PM
If only he had prayed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2018, 08:15 PM
Sister Mitza, you make such an excellent point. I know because other people (men, of course) agree with you.
It would have been such a glorious publicity stunt event if Hawking had fallen before the Lord and then stood up on his twisted little legs. There were times when I pondered whether that was God afflicted him in the first place, to give glory to Himself, which He is deserving of all the time.
But, now this pastor has a different take and I am confused. He says that Satan kept Hawkings alive, and yet I thought that Satan wants his followers to kill all the unborn babies so that people can keep having gay sex without consequence. Is Satan in the miracle-life extending business? I'm not sure that makes sense.
Of course, I didn't have time to read the article in full, because The Lord has kept me busy with laundry and prayer time and reading the posts here at LBC to see where I can be of use to His Purpose. The good news, however is that there is a website out there that keeps track of all the important goings on among our Right Wing defenders of faith and family values and a strong economy. Because I get a little bewildered with all the news content out there, I don't have time to visit many sites unless the Pastors of Landover Baptist recommend them.
That's why I am glad that there are other, devoted believers in American Liberty who keep watch for all the critical news effecting True American Christian Republicans©. So, I hope that I can get some clarification from our pastors as to whether this pastor is correct about Stephen Hawkings and whether God or Satan had a plan for his life.
We already know which one Hawkings chose, of course. It's just that I get confused about which one is involved when someone lives or dies. Billy Graham lived a long time, too. Was that Satan's work?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-23-2018, 05:33 PM
I don't know if this man was a sinner, but the founder of your toy-producing company died yesterday.
http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/22/toys-r...51/?ito=social
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-23-2018, 05:38 PM
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Toys are for parents who want weak and effeminate children.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2018, 12:54 AM
Hill Street Blues creator Steven Bochco dies aged 74
The unChristian tone of the show was always given in the sergeant's words "Let's all be safe out there." I always thought it should be "Jesus will keep you safe out there." which could have been varied with "unless you are an atheist" or "except you papists" or "if you believe the way I do.", etc.
I perhaps could have forgiven this lapse, but as Bocho is an Italian name - he will be a Catholic, and it is not worth bothering God by praying for guidance on this one, as we all know what His Answer will be.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2018, 03:39 AM
Winnie Mandela, the wicked witch of the south, is dead. Praise Jesus this one will be wearing a rubber necklace for all eternity.
Soweto Jnr Football Team Manager Dies
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-03-2018, 05:04 PM
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This article was a pleasant surprise. When was the last time the MSM criticized anyone related to Nelson Mandingo? I must say, I’ve grown awfully tired of the worship of that cannibal clan.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-04-2018, 04:04 AM
They can really sing the "blues" now. Together!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-17-2018, 02:58 PM
Harry Anderson, star of TV's Night Court, dead at 65.
Guy was into card tricks and other such magic, I imagine.
Tall, skinny, not much meat on him. Won't take long to broil to char-burnt perfection.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-22-2018, 03:54 AM
Evil Midget Dies - Mr. Bigglesworth Rejoices
Verne Troyer the evil midget who liked stroking a pussy while sucking his finger is dead. Praise Jesus.
Let's see how he tries to take over Hell as he turns slowly on a spit.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-05-2018, 07:04 PM
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Billy Graham nearly brought America to its knees - and not for Jesus. Billy Graham was suborned and collaborated with the Jesuits, papists, and Mary worshipers in ecumenism, the New World Order, secularism, "New Age" religions (like Oprah) and Godless communism. This chink preacher has it nailed:
Billy Graham - Satan's Best Pastor for One World Religion (Dr. Gene Kim)
Judgment Day in Heaven - a big thumbs down.
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Amen, great sermon by brother Kim, overall we can know that Billy Graham was a high degree freemason and not a Christian.
Luke 16:19 - No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
James 4:4 - Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
1 John 2:15-17 - Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2018, 08:36 AM
Philip Roth - Jewish atheist, pornographer, serial adulterer and morally impoverished hack writer has just met his mentor in hell. Enjoy an eternity of endless pain and suffering Mr Portnoy!
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2018, 01:23 PM
Too late to complain now! Why are all these novelists so miserable? If only they'd read The Bible and follow God's moral standard. But no, they have to know better than God. Even in secular so-called "education" the novel is required reading. Jesus never wrote any novels which is a good enough reason not to read them. As unregenerate heathens many of us have actually read one or two so we know what's in them, the values they promote.
EDIT It's time to get these "Novels" out of Landover.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-23-2018, 07:42 PM
1 Timothy 2:12
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