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Infractions -
10-17-2006, 06:26 AM
I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Re: Infractions -
10-17-2006, 07:02 AM
It's their forum, if they want to give infractions, it's their choice.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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10-17-2006, 07:09 AM
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I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Mr.Fish, if Mr.BaB were here he be sayin " boo-friggin'-hoo" i not no what that mean but i thawt i would menshun it anyways.
nows, what be a infrackshun? i never ever hads one but i all goods, all the times so maybee that have somethang to do wiv it!
that be me --->
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10-17-2006, 09:36 AM
Defend yourself against what? All anyone here wants is to see you become a True Christian ™ soldier for Landover. You can't do that if you stay the same as you are now. You are a wretch. Plain and simple. A lot more rebuking and some hard-handed guidance and you will become like us. A wonderful True Christian ™, bound for glory in His Kingdom of Heaven. Do not "defend" yourself. Grasp our love and accept your destiny.
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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10-17-2006, 01:14 PM
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I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Well you are right about one thing; you are a very sick individual. We have offered you the Love of Jesus over and over again, but at each opportunity for Salvation you met us with blasphemy and persecution. There is nothing to "defend yourself" against. Your mary-worshipping makes Jesus want to puke, as does your insistance on the spread of lies about God's Holy Word.
All you need to do is accept Jesus, renounce satan (which includes your skirt-wearing nazi pope), and send in your Tithe. Its quite simple and painless really.
Failing that, you will be banned in short order.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Infractions -
10-17-2006, 01:56 PM
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It's their forum, if they want to give infractions, it's their choice.
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So you see, Fishhead? Even your fellow hellbound unbelievers won't take your side on this.
Anyway, what exactly do you think you're going to do to defend yourself? Our Godly pastors were hand-picked by Jesus to do His will, and do you think you're going to defend yourself against Jesus?
Pro 21:30 [There is] no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
That's from the real Bible, not your satanically inspired NIV.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Infractions -
10-17-2006, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish
I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Friend,
How do you think Jesus feels about you? Do you think He likes all the attacks you make against His teachings and His beloved elect?
Think of Jesus for a change friend. Is that too much to ask?
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Re: Infractions -
10-17-2006, 08:31 PM
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I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Hon, are you saying you're too busy to defend yourself because you're so busy with all your Christmas Shopping?
If so, Praise you - and don't forget to get several Stocking Stuffers too. Once bought, no one ever knows what to do with them - but they're so much fun to buy while you're in the store!
PS I'm thinking of getting this hat for Pastor Al because he is just so "John Wayne":
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Re: Infractions -
10-17-2006, 10:09 PM
He is certainly a Man among men -- I personally was thinking of a new piece for his collection.... Any thoughts?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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10-17-2006, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish
I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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I just gave you 10 more infractions for being such a whiner wussy.
Stop complaining about everything - it's getting BORING.
Unsympathetic, Sister Thumper
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Re: Infractions -
10-18-2006, 12:17 AM
Ok then. Whatever...
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10-18-2006, 01:45 AM
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Ok then. Whatever...
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Don't you mean "Ok then, whatever side I want to be on next"???
I couldn't help but notice you made the unforgivable statement that the world is much older than 6000 years. But then moments later, you were back to your supposed pro-Bible, pro-Jesus stance. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...0276#post10276 You sir, are the epitomy of false religion. And you can't have it both ways . . . either you believe every word of the Bible or you don't. And don't tell me you beileve in GOD but not the Bible . . . you are only fooling yourself.
PS I don't need to give you any more warnings, Jesus will take it from here!
Matthew 7:13-14 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
And by the way you're flip-flopping, I'd say you'll miss that gate by a Texas mile!
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Re: Infractions -
10-18-2006, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
Mr.Fish, if Mr.BaB were here he be sayin " boo-friggin'-hoo" i not no what that mean but i thawt i would menshun it anyways.
nows, what be a infrackshun? i never ever hads one but i all goods, all the times so maybee that have somethang to do wiv it!
that be me --->
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Of course you've never had an infraction Petal dear...no one would dare evn try to give you one - they'd have the rest of us to deal with.
But are you quite sure you don't know what "Boo friggin' hoo" means?
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10-18-2006, 02:56 PM
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He is certainly a Man among men -- I personally was thinking of a new piece for his collection.... Any thoughts?
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For Pasta Al? Has to be something Manly....Godly....and most of all, won't clash with that hat I'm getting him. So none of that fake black & White cowhide stuff, in case they put that on the holsters of Guns. I Hate The Clash!!!
Good Luck, Hon, and do stop over first in case you get any...ideas...which perhaps I can help you to...expand...upon...
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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10-18-2006, 03:33 PM
The Real Fish
JESUS hates sisstards.
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10-18-2006, 05:09 PM
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For Pasta Al? Has to be something Manly....Godly....and most of all, won't clash with that hat I'm getting him. So none of that fake black & White cowhide stuff, in case they put that on the holsters of Guns. I Hate The Clash!!!
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And so do all decent Christians. Is it too great a stretch of the imagination to see a possible inspiration for the ungodly "homer cowpoke" craze sweeping the nation here?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Infractions -
10-18-2006, 07:27 PM
If you hate being issued Infraction after humiliating infraction, then cease forcing the management here into giving them to you.
Thats easy. Stop worshipping Christs mother and start tithing like a decent Christian and maybe your life here will improve.
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Re: Infractions -
10-18-2006, 09:01 PM
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I'm sick of getting infractions where I can't defend myself. If you have a problem with me bring it up here where I can have a chance to defend myself.
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Yeah, same here! They seem to be for silly reasons as well..
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Re: Infractions -
10-18-2006, 10:36 PM
Perhaps you think that Hell is also punishment for "silly reasons"? You should spend more time reading your Bible and less time in the public toilets without pants on....
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Re: Infractions -
10-19-2006, 12:22 AM
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Stop worshipping Christs mother
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I never have and never will worship our Blessed Mother. I do try to show her respect as Christ himself did.
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