Here's a quick way to prove that absolutely every liberal is actually a socialist.
First, ask them
"which parts of the world are the best places to live in: which have the most prosperity, and best education, the least crime, teen pregnancy, divorce, etc?"
As typical elitist know-it-alls they they can't help but answer:
"Scandanavia, followed by Western Europe, Canada, and New England".
Now you've got them. All you have to say is:
"and what is it that "Scandanavia, followed by Western Europe" etc. have in common?"
Now, of course every republican knows the answer to this question.
New England has lots of white people, Canada has more white people, Europe has even whiter people and Scandanavians are as blonde-haired and blue-eyed as Jesus Himself. But Liberals can't admit this! So they'll say
"Their economic system".
Now, resist the urge the shout "gotcha" and instead say:
"let me get this straight: you believe that the Scandanavia economic system is a good idea? And that if America had the same economic system as scandanavia, we would be as successful as them?"
If they say
"um" or pause, add
"And you're certain there is not a more obvious, in-your-face explaination?" since they'll know this is racial talk, which is verbotten in the totalitarian liberal hive-mind, they'll have to answer
"it's their system".
The Scandanavian system is, of course, SOCIALISM! And if you reject racial factors, then you'll believe that if socialism works in Scandanavia, socialism will work in America. They simply have no other way of explaining the phenomenom of Scandanavian success.
Every Republican, of course, knows that Scandanavia is successful IN SPITE of socialism, because it's filled with blond-haired, blue eyed near-copies of Jesus
(copies in body, though sadly not in mind). And every Republican knows that the Scandanavian system would never work in America because we're overrun with
mongrel "other species/ethnics" like Italians.
Quote:
"We're trying to slack off like our socialist overlords decree, but it's just not in our blood".
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So in short, to destroy a liberal, simple ask them why Scandanavia is successful. They will quickly prove themselves to be either republicans, or socialists.