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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 04:10 AM
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This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 05:28 AM
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This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?
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The LORD alone is in charge of the raping (Judges 21:10-24; Numbers 31:7-18; Deuteronomy 20:10-14; Deuteronomy 21:10-1; Judges 5:30; Exodus 21:7-11; Zechariah 14:1-2). A man who rapes without the LORD's direction will face punishment, such as having to support the woman as his wife (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), unless of course she was engaged at the time and didn't fight back (Deuteronomy 22:23-24).
The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 06:15 AM
"The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever."
Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?
Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 06:38 AM
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Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?
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Though Mary is merely a woman and is forbidden to teach Christian men over biblical matters, she is more than adequate of a teacher for the unsaved little lambs such as yourself.
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Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?
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If that person holds your eternal soul in his hands, I would do whatever it takes.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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10-01-2012, 08:21 AM
I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?
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10-01-2012, 08:30 AM
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I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?
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Hebrews 12:5-8
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
How did Mrs. Etheldreda offend you or abuse you?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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10-01-2012, 08:40 AM
I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?
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10-01-2012, 08:58 AM
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I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?
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Warning you where you are headed is not particularly aggressive, IMO. Jesus did the same, friend.
Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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10-01-2012, 09:51 AM
Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan? I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 09:54 AM
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Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan?
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No.
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I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 04:50 PM
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As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?
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Please explain where my Sister in Christ was "finding humor in a Bible reference".
I saw her warning you of the consequences of your actions.
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I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?
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If I see you leaving a bar drunk and pulling out your car keys, and I tell you that there's a policeman across the street who will arrest you if you try to drive home, and tell you that you will lose your license and maybe go to prison, am I judging you or being aggressive? Or am I trying to guide you from a horrible fate?
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-01-2012, 05:06 PM
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Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
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Aw, you're welcome! I strive for compassion in hopes the LORD rewards me for finding unsaved trash pitiful.
He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and that which he hath given will he pay him again.
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As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?
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Why would I receive an infraction for finding humor in a Bible reference when I did no such thing?
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Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?
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The LORD says you need to believe His Son was born of a virgin, died on the Cross, was resurrected three days later, all so you don't have to burn in Hell forever if you believe it. How you do this is up to you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
10-02-2012, 08:07 AM
Hey, our friend Barnabass did one good thing; he brought this excellent color chart to my attention! This will really come in handy the next time I'm summoned for jury duty.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
05-21-2013, 02:05 PM
Thank you so much pastor for reminding me that I should murder anyone and their family, friends, animals and entire city/race with any other God than our own. Also thanks so much for the extra detail that the women should be spared, very merciful by the way, for raping so lovely of you to include that in case we forget.
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05-21-2013, 05:13 PM
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Thank you so much pastor for reminding me that I should murder anyone and their family, friends, animals and entire city/race with any other God than our own. Also thanks so much for the extra detail that the women should be spared, very merciful by the way, for raping so lovely of you to include that in case we forget.
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Little girl, you need to get out your dictionary and brush up on the definition of the word "murder." Slaying somebody that God wants you to slay is NOT murder!
Furthermore, you need to get your little butt over to The Introduction Forum and post an introductory thread immediately!
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
05-21-2013, 05:13 PM
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Thank you so much pastor for reminding me that I should murder anyone and their family, friends, animals and entire city/race with any other God than our own...
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It's not murder if God tells you to do it, it's righteous killing.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
09-27-2015, 11:08 AM
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It has come to my attention that not only are many of our members unable to correctly recite all of The Ten Commandments, but those who can remember even a few, invariably get the sequence wrong.
Let me set the record straight: The commandments do not come in a random sequence. With the exception of the 7th Commandment -- an obvious anomaly -- the Commandments appear in order of severity. The harsher the punishment, the closer to the top.
I hope this handy color chart will make the intrinsic beauty of God's word more comprehensible to all:
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The LORD is always clear in identifying the consequences of dismissing His authority.
JUDGES 18:6-9 KJV The priest said unto them, Go in peace: before the LORD is your way wherein ye go. Then the five men departed, and came to Laish, and saw the people that were therein, how they dwelt careless, after the manner of the Zidonians, quiet and secure; and there was no magistrate in the land, that might put them to shame in any thing; and they were far from the Zidonians, and had no business with any man. And they came unto their brethren to Zorah and Eshtaol: and their brethren said unto them, What say ye? And they said, Arise, that we may go up against them: for we have seen the land, and, behold, it is very good: and are ye still? be not slothful to go, and to enter to possess the land.
Doesn't that remind you of the modern libertarian? It does me. An ideal where there is no authority other than liberties we decide upon ourselves. And in such a world, they tell us, where is there any rôle for God? His commandments are meaningless and He is meaningless too.
Rejecting God is the same as worshipping a false god and luxurious sloth never goes unpunished. The Zidonians were annihilated.
These days all sorts of weirdos are invoking new idols such as fashion or pop psychology or neopagan sex orgies and I'll just post one example from each:
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The Kaiser. Derived from Caesar, archetypal populist god. To dote on his pronouncements was to worship him and God dealt the hammer blow to ancient Rome. Over centuries the word persisted and here we have it applied to some fashion guru whose designs although considered sensitive I suppose are worn by the very acme of decay. Living careless lives, wallowing in their self regulated society governed by secular values just like the Zidonians but God says NO.
The Doors of Perception. Aldous Huxley wrote: “ In the inner world there is neither work nor monotony. We visit it only in dreams and musings, and its strangeness is such that we never find the same world on two successive occasions. What wonder, then, if human beings in their search for the divine have generally preferred to look within! Generally, but not always. In their art no less than in their religion, the Taoists and the Zen Buddhists looked beyond visions to the Void, and through the Void at "the ten thousand things" of objective reality. Because of their doctrine of the Word made flesh, Christians should have been able, from the first, to adopt a similar attitude towards the universe around them. But because of the doctrine of the Fall, they found it very hard to do so. As recently as three hundred years ago an expression of thoroughgoing world denial and even world condemnation was both orthodox and comprehensible. "We should feel wonder at nothing at all in Nature except only the Incarnation of Christ." In the seventeenth century, Lallemant's phrase seemed to make sense. Today it has the ring of madness.” source
The Senses. From Blake to Picasso, from hellfire clubs to Huxley and beyond embracing the senses is NOT what God has ever advised indeed He is particularly severe in His responses where lust is concerned. Godlessness leads to sensuality and living for enjoyment, as announced by Friedrich Nietzsche in his God-Is-Dead delusion. Some of the more idolised pronouncements are linked [(chart) ABOVE] and it will suffice to mention one of them here to show what comes from heeding decrees of the new idolators just as in Laish all those years ago.
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Nietzsche: It was Christianity, with its heartfelt resentment against life, that first made something unclean of sexuality: it threw filth on the origin, on the essential fact of our life.. context
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
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Nietzsche: It was Christianity, with its heartfelt resentment against life, that first made something unclean of sexuality: it threw filth on the origin, on the essential fact of our life..
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No. It was the need for health.
God did not know what caused V.D. so the priests made up a whole lot of stuff to slow it down. A bit. Not much. If at all. But now we do know and have set in place health spas where, with steps to make it all safe, the old ways are seen as or in fact are crimes.
Sex is not a false god: your claim falls flat
So wed whom you may, the need for "old school" views has gone pfut and with it the false god of a false church and all the big job false priests. Does that mean there is no God at all? Some say "yes" some say "no" some have big eyes and look at you as though they see the whole world! where in fact all they see is wind and the void.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
02-27-2017, 10:41 PM
You don't have the right to forgive if the judgement is the Lords. One can't keep the ten commandments and disregard the rest. For instance "Thou shall not murder", one couldn't define murder by the latest dictionary. It is defined in many other laws that follow. There is a decent codification of God's Laws in PDF format here <<<link to a non-Biblical reference removed by moderator>>>
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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments -
02-28-2017, 12:52 AM
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...There is a decent codification of God's Laws in PDF format here <<<link to a non-Biblical reference removed by moderator>>>
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The only "codification of God's laws" that's relevant here is the King James Bible.
Please restrict your citations to it, and it alone. Thank you.
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