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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-18-2011, 08:42 AM
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Matthew 7:16 makes it clear, that you will know them by their fruit! Apple is the fruit from hell! Why would you cast your lot in with Steve Jobs, and support that Satan-ridden company?
Abstain from appearances of evil (1 Thessalonians 5:22)
Furthermore, Steve Jobs has made it impossible to take the battery out of his laptops. He wants you to take the laptop into the store, so they can discretely store gay porn on it, to brainwash people to become gay!
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Steve Jobs have also a sinister plan to deprive the users of a file manager. As a first step, iPods was released, and the users where brainwashed to think that it's more convenient to use the unsafe bloatware iTunes than just use a trustworthy file manager to add music.
Secondly, iPhone came, and it also lack file manager. There are apps for shaking babies, but tools that provide the user bread and butter of computing are immediately banned from Appstore.
As a third stage, there's iPads. Keeping the same big brother concept as iPhone, but on a larger screen.
The fourth step is to merge OSX and iOS, into a chimera beast where not even laptops and desktop computers have file management.
Imagine how easy it's for Steve Jobs and his fan boys to fill your hard drive with gay porn, when you have no tool to remove it!
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
04-18-2011, 05:51 PM
I used a mac.
Am I a piffleing homo?
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04-18-2011, 05:52 PM
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I used a mac.
Am I a piffleing homo?
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04-18-2011, 07:24 PM
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I used a mac.
Am I a piffleing homo?
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I can't say for sure. If you have switched back to PC, you might be able to save yourself by finding Jesus. But if you get caught into the cult of Apple, and are brainwashed into thinking that file managers belongs to the past, then there's no hope for you. If you're somewhere there between, seek urgent exorcist attention.
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09-20-2012, 09:22 AM
This is also true if you use an iphone or an ipod. We will never forget Apple's faggotry!
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09-20-2012, 10:23 PM
So how come them fags can afford all that apple stuff and us hard working real men cant' i know how much that stuff costs i think obama must of set up some sort of afirmettive action for the queers it would be just like him.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
09-21-2012, 03:42 AM
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This is also true if you use an iphone or an ipod. We will never forget Apple's faggotry!
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What if it's one of those iPhone 4s? They're much less gay.
See? It's kinda manly . . .
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09-21-2012, 08:24 AM
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What if it's one of those iPhone 4s? They're much less gay.
See? It's kinda manly . . .
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Sure, it looks less gay than iPhone 3G, but it still lacks microUSB (so you can't use a straight charger) and HDMI (so you can't connect it to a straight TV). Without standard connectors, you are restricted to Apple-certified energy producers and are forced to connect it to AppleTV (which just show gay porn and covert gay propaganda.
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10-31-2012, 01:08 PM
I can't understand the connection between Aplle and homosexuality...
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10-31-2012, 01:13 PM
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I can't understand the connection between Aplle and homosexuality...
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It is clearly explained on page one of this thread. Are you a homosexualist, or do you use PC?
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10-31-2012, 01:22 PM
Apple is simply a quasi-satanic homersexual campaign. I think their nefarious products infect the innocent with a Trojan (of course a pseudoynm for Godless contraception) horse virus to be more compliant with the homer agenda. After all, what WAS the fruit Eve corrupted Adam with?
Genesis 3:3 - But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
Genesis 3:6 - And when the woman saw that the tree [was] good for food, and that it [was] pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make [one] wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 3:23-24 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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10-31-2012, 03:52 PM
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It is clearly explained on page one of this thread.
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Perhaps all of the poppers impaired that person's reading comprehension.
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11-02-2012, 08:07 AM
I met my husband Mark online from my PC. So not entirely true!!
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11-03-2012, 03:20 AM
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I met my husband Mark online from my PC. So not entirely true!!
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Queers can't have a husband. It's illegal and against God's will.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
11-04-2012, 08:03 AM
I agree wholeheartedly brothers! Apple products are for the homosexuals. At my business. we use nothing but windows and linux machines on PC platforms. Not the demonic Mac with their "Logic Board".
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
11-04-2012, 09:42 PM
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I agree wholeheartedly brothers! Apple products are for the homosexuals. At my business. we use nothing but windows and linux machines on PC platforms. Not the demonic Mac with their "Logic Board".
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So you play "platforms" games, do you? On "linux", whatever that may be. Confess your sins to Christ, Brother.
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac. -
11-04-2012, 10:51 PM
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Please remove it from your computers ASAP. Linux is free, it's a handout, it's socialist, actually even worse, communist. Stalin himself used Linux. Please use something American that costs money instead!
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Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products -
11-21-2012, 06:18 AM
I wanted to warn Christians close to Christmas time. Do not buy Apple Products!
Update 2012: It appears I have won the Russian Orthodox Church over as a convert to the right way of thinking.
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Bitten: Apple's 'blasphemous' logo under fire in Russia
The Russian Orthodox Church sees the iconic logo as a symbol of sin that they would like to see outlawed.
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Praise be to God.
This is even more than I could ever hoped for when I wrote this sermon!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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11-29-2016, 04:17 AM
Uh oh.
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11-29-2016, 04:49 AM
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Uh oh.
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Clearly photoshopped. President Elect Donald J Trump's face has been kissed by the sun far too much for the glow of a monitor to reflect off it.
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