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09-24-2006, 03:04 PM
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Typical of the foul-mouthed harlot you are, no doubt your answer was something inapproriately hellbound and sexual.
Instead of making half an effort at wisecracks, why not pick up the bible for yourself and see all the teachings of Jesus firsthand!
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I've seen it. Hence my point about certain messages it seems to give out.
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For the KJV1611 is the pure, unaltered word of GOD!
So quit fantasising about the demons you fornicate with, pick up a bible, and then maybe you wouldn't need to irritate the good Pastors with your airheaded questions!
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Bah. I'll fantasize about whatever I please.
And as to my 'airheaded questions', what better way to learn why anyone would ever want to follow such a religion than by asking them?
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09-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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And as to my 'airheaded questions', what better way to learn why anyone would ever want to follow such a religion than by asking them?
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There is a much better way: by reading the Bible. It will tell you everything you need to know. Although you are a worthless tool of Satan that will probably end up as part of Hezbollah's "joy division", so you might be better off with the Qu'ran instead.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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09-25-2006, 12:24 AM
Like I said, I've read the bible, and the only reason why I can think of that anyone would follow it is because they are afraid of being smoten to 'hell' if they don't.
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09-25-2006, 12:57 AM
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Like I said, I've read the bible, and the only reason why I can think of that anyone would follow it is because they are afraid of being smoten to 'hell' if they don't.
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I pitty you.
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09-25-2006, 01:14 AM
That sentiment is returned right back to you, Bro Mike.
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09-25-2006, 03:29 AM
I don't pity her for one moment. I take great joy in celebrating the carrying out of God's will. PRAISE Him! When VanHellinahandbasket finds herself chin deep in scalding demonspunk, she'll know how wrong she was. GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why did Jesus spit? -
09-25-2006, 04:18 AM
I stand by my original sentiment of hey, at least I wouldn't have to sing.
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09-25-2006, 04:44 AM
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I stand by my original sentiment of hey, at least I wouldn't have to sing.
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You WILL sing when satan tells you to sing and you WILL dance when satan tells you to dance and you WILL bend over when satan tells you to bend over harlot! Hell is not a picnic!
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09-25-2006, 04:57 AM
I'd still prefer that than spending eternity with christians, thankyou very much.
And if there really was a heaven, Mikey boy, do you think there would be a special cloud for 'faggit shootin' and cow tippin' for you?
Nope, if you believe in the bible, it'll all be singing. Better get that castration now so you can practice!
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09-25-2006, 05:07 AM
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do you think there would be a special cloud for 'faggit shootin'?
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You think faggits go to Heaven?
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12-30-2008, 12:42 PM
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HE can spit on me any old day!
But OH LORD, I am so not worthy!
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Amen sister!! Praise Jesus that Jesus spit!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-16-2009, 09:58 AM
In Jewish Custom, it is Believed that there is power in the spittle of a FIRST born.
COL 1;18 Confirms this, And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.
1:19 For it was the Father's good pleasure for all the fullness of The Godhead to dwell in Him-Christ!
Jesus by spitting not only
declares him to be the RISEN Lord and the will be First Born first, it also
points the the future resurrection of the dead starting with His own resurrection.
It shows how His power will be used to raise man(dust) out of our eternal misery of damnation through His resurrection.
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12-16-2009, 10:53 AM
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It shows how His power will be used to raise man(dust) out of our eternal misery of damnation through His resurrection.
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It does?
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12-16-2009, 01:39 PM
So given the theory - what about the spittle of a True Christian? Surely it would have some type of properties - perhaps for soothing rashes or eczema?
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12-16-2009, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by delight888
In Jewish Custom, it is Believed that there is power in the spittle of a FIRST born.
COL 1;18 Confirms this, And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.
1:19 For it was the Father's good pleasure for all the fullness of The Godhead to dwell in Him-Christ!
Jesus by spitting not only
declares him to be the RISEN Lord and the will be First Born first, it also
points the the future resurrection of the dead starting with His own resurrection.
It shows how His power will be used to raise man(dust) out of our eternal misery of damnation through His resurrection.
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I think you should lay off the booze. That proves nothing, furthermore, it calls God a liar.
Ti:1:14: Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.
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02-17-2010, 07:30 PM
Pastor Ezekiel,
I praise the Lord for the insight and the wonderful, anointed information your posts fill me with.
You are truly filled with the Holy Spirit.
The Spit of Jesus had Healing Magic. The Jewish and Roman authorities thought it was scandalous even if Jesus performed magic for divine purposes.
On your question, Jesus spat on the old mans eyes to heal the old man's blindness, It was a miracle. He could have just said "see" but he decided to rather spit!
Shout GLORY!
(I feel a poem stirring in me, but maybe it is just wind).
God loves me so much
that he killed his only son so I can live forever.
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12-31-2013, 03:22 PM
I came here to get 411 about spitting, and did get a few factoids.
But the postings became spewings.
"money-grubbing hook-nosed joos, bitch-slapping" and other such language don't seem in keeping with the verse Ephesians 4:29 "let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers".
Are our Pastors bigots as the pharisees Luke 18:11 "God, I thank the that I am not like as this publican"?
Are our ushers judges and executers of Gods vengence? Was that a Biblical quote or something from your own creative genuis Bro Temperance?
Are we as Christians allowed to harbor contempt and lothing for others. Sister S? BTW....showing clevage and sucking a lolipop in a pic was more suggestive than anything Ms Van Helsing said. Harlot....really?
A pastor condoning and praising God for those things in language and attitude I can't envision our loving Lord using?
True, Ms Van Helsing is antagonistic and instigates trouble. But she isn't premissing the things she says with the nobility and virtue of God's Word.
We as Baptists believe in the literal Word of God, but the whole Word of God. Can we be selective about what God says?
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12-31-2013, 03:28 PM
Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! What church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse? Care to share with us your riveting testimony? You are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why did Jesus spit? -
12-31-2013, 03:28 PM
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A pastor condoning and praising God for those things in language and attitude I can't envision our loving Lord using?
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Our Pastors are never wrong!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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12-31-2013, 06:35 PM
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...A pastor condoning and praising God for those things in language and attitude I can't envision our loving Lord using?...
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No need to "envision" it, just read your Bible: Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
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