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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? -
10-08-2012, 10:01 PM
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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.
It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.
How much do you guys think I could get for her?
She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.
Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.
You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.
Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
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Saw this on reddit, it reminded me of how screwed up the world is. You are sick and any of you who think this is ok are sick as well. If there is a god, I hope you can't wash away your sins and you burn in your so called "hell". If you tried to pull this anywhere near me, I would bash your skull in and send you to your maker.
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10-08-2012, 10:06 PM
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Saw this on reddit, it reminded me of how screwed up the world is.
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Indeed. We have but one hope: Jesus Christ.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-08-2012, 10:06 PM
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Hi, Fug! I see you're an atheist.
Why do you reject God and His Laws? Don't you know that God will resurrect all nonbelievers and sinners at Judgment into immortal bodies, and then burn them alive forever in His Lake of Fire?
I don't want that to happen to you. Why do you choose that horror?
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10-08-2012, 10:10 PM
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Perhaps a True Christian™ woman can offer some perspective here.
You see, God doesn't care about our emotions, because He knows they are fleeting, responding to external events that are continually changing. Women have been created to bear children to the glory of God, and so He created us to be highly emotional in order to sense the needs of our little ones when they are so dependent and vulnerable. Sadly, because of our predisposition to emotional instability (I say this objectively) and desire to usurp command (ever hear of the woman Eve in the Garden of Eden?), it is only considerate for our fathers to find a fitting husband to care for his daughter. Brother Jones is doing the most responsible thing a father can do, he's looking out for the needs of his daughter as well as keeping in mind the economic responsibilities a man and head of the household naturally has.
As a woman, and as a mother of girls as well as boys, I can tell you that it is a fact girls are more emotionally unstable than boys and they require more correction with regards to minding their place. Now, you can complain and whine about girls not having a "place," but the fact is, the LORD has created each of us with His own design in mind. We are but the clay and He is the potter. A gal who knows her place in creation is a satisfied person. The good Brother Jones is only doing what a loving father does - help his daughter live a satisfied and happy life.
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Wow justifying the sick actions of another conformist. You can sugar coat it all you want or try to use your good book to explain these actions, but in the end it is human trafficking and it is illegal. The south fought and lost the war so no slavery in the U.S.A. today.
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10-08-2012, 10:16 PM
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Wow justifying the sick actions of another conformist. You can sugar coat it all you want or try to use your good book to explain these actions, but in the end it is human trafficking and it is illegal. The south fought and lost the war so no slavery in the U.S.A. today.
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Now listen here my little Korean friend, we follow the word of the Bible. What’s this about traffic and war and the like?
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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10-08-2012, 10:16 PM
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Hi, Fug! I see you're an atheist.
Why do you reject God and His Laws? Don't you know that God will resurrect all nonbelievers and sinners at Judgment into immortal bodies, and then burn them alive forever in His Lake of Fire?
I don't want that to happen to you. Why do you choose that horror?
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I have no interest in religion, it wouldn't hurt to be religious though, think about this..... If I were to give myself to JESUS, then I am covered when my time comes and if there is no such thing then I am covered as well. The only thing is, some people have turned me off from the concept. Example the original poster of this thread and its supporting posters. I am more receptive to the "Do unto others" christians and repulsed by the "Brimstone and Fire" christians.
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10-08-2012, 10:21 PM
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I am more receptive to the "Do unto others" christians and repulsed by the "Brimstone and Fire" christians.
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Well of course! If you think about it, what have they got to gain by making you feel good like that? You come to their church, donate your time and money to pay for their pastor's lavish lifestyle, agree to pay taxes to supplement their expenses, vote for representatives that support their organization, etc.
What have we to gain from your conversion? Nothing!
But what have you to loose from rejecting the True Christian™ faith?
Everything!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-08-2012, 10:22 PM
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Now listen here my little Korean friend, we follow the word of the Bible. What’s this about traffic and war and the like?
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Now listen here mutton chops, you follow the propaganda of a guy named King James.
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10-08-2012, 10:28 PM
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Well of course! If you think about it, what have they got to gain by making you feel good like that? You come to their church, donate your time and money to pay for their pastor's lavish lifestyle, agree to pay taxes to supplement their expenses, vote for representatives that support their organization, etc.
What have we to gain from your conversion? Nothing!
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Everything!
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You could sell water to a whale, ice to an eskimo and fire in hell young lady. Need a job, I need a good sales rep. I am not trying to sell you guys on anything except IT IS WRONG TO SELL PEOPLE, especially children, being a father I would do anything for my child no matter the circumstance. I most certainly would not cop out to selling my child because I was too lazy or unmotivated to support my family. I would have kept my penis in my pants if I was unable to provide. I would give up everything I have to keep my child, not give my child up to keep what I have.
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10-08-2012, 10:30 PM
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Now listen here mutton chops, you follow the propaganda of a guy named King James.
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Why all the anger? Is it the prospect of burning in hell for eternity that has put you in such a bad mood? It should. Why not try doing something about it?
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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10-08-2012, 10:36 PM
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I most certainly would not cop out to selling my child because I was too lazy or unmotivated to support my family.
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Mocking Brother Jones' past financial difficulties is a pretty low blow, friend. Not a single one of us has come to your Reddit hang-out and mocked your tough times. Besides, his motivation for providing for his daughter's future was of utmost responsibility and compassion. He didn't have to look for a husband, didn't have to insure her purity. I agree with Brother North in that you sound terribly angry. You will find this life is far more tolerable when you know the next one will not be damned.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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10-08-2012, 10:39 PM
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Why all the anger? Is it the prospect of burning in hell for eternity that has put you in such a bad mood? It should. Why not try doing something about it?
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It is angering that some people take advantage of others and prey on their weakness and need for hope.
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10-08-2012, 10:42 PM
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You could sell water to a whale, ice to an eskimo and fire in hell young lady. Need a job, I need a good sales rep. I am not trying to sell you guys on anything except IT IS WRONG TO SELL PEOPLE, especially children, being a father I would do anything for my child no matter the circumstance. .
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Friend,
God Himself says it is ok to sell your children, not Landover Baptist, Not King James, it is God, talking threw Moses in The Bible. That why the OP included the original scripture so you can look it up in your own Bible and check for yourself if we are citing it correctly. So this is you verses God here. Do not put us TRUE Christians into this, we only follow God's commands.
God is the perfect, all knowing source of all goodness, what do you have to offer to counter God's judgement, beyond your personal opinion?
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10-08-2012, 10:44 PM
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Mocking Brother Jones' past financial difficulties is a pretty low blow, friend. Not a single one of us has come to your Reddit hang-out and mocked your tough times. Besides, his motivation for providing for his daughter's future was of utmost responsibility and compassion. He didn't have to look for a husband, didn't have to insure her purity. I agree with Brother North in that you sound terribly angry. You will find this life is far more tolerable when you know the next one will not be damned.
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Low blow or not, its about personal responsibility, something I feel that christians like yourselves don't take, you count on good buddy Jesus for that. Convince me otherwise and i'll buy the child.
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10-08-2012, 10:46 PM
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I have no interest in religion, it wouldn't hurt to be religious though, think about this..... If I were to give myself to JESUS, then I am covered when my time comes and if there is no such thing then I am covered as well. The only thing is, some people have turned me off from the concept. Example the original poster of this thread and its supporting posters. I am more receptive to the "Do unto others" christians and repulsed by the "Brimstone and Fire" christians.
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But the "Do unto others" Christians, as you call them, ignore God's commands to rebuke those who sin. They will spend eternity in His Lake of Fire alongside atheists.
They make you feel good by telling you what you want to hear. They are lying, so you will give them money. That's all there is to them.
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I am not trying to sell you guys on anything except IT IS WRONG TO SELL PEOPLE,
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But the Bible sets specific prices, and tells us how to treat those we may purchase. How can it be "wrong" when God is the arbiter of right and wrong?
(While it is not legal to sell people in the United States, it is legal to require a dowry of a suitor.)
If you think requiring a dowry is wrong, what do you think of God's commands to execute homosexuals, and adulterers like Newt Gingrich, and idolators like Catholics, and those who would turn us from Jesus? Do you think THOSE commands are "wrong", too?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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10-08-2012, 10:49 PM
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Friend,
God Himself says it is ok to sell your children, not Landover Baptist, Not King James, it is God, talking threw Moses in The Bible. That why the OP included the original scripture so you can look it up in your own Bible and check for yourself if we are citing it correctly. So this is you verses God here. Do not put us TRUE Christians into this, we only follow God's commands.
God is the perfect, all knowing source of all goodness, what do you have to offer to counter God's judgement, beyond your personal opinion?
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Really you were there when God spoke to Moses, has this been verified? Why was I not informed? You take King James word for it that Moses was speaking on behalf of God. Have you asked God? What did he say? If God is so perfect why would he let such terrible things happen to his "children" such as rape and torturing of children, mass murder, etc,.
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10-08-2012, 10:51 PM
This is real? People still live in the stone age. WTF!! Is wrong with you people!! Do you have no morals?
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10-08-2012, 10:55 PM
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But the "Do unto others" Christians, as you call them, ignore God's commands to rebuke those who sin. They will spend eternity in His Lake of Fire alongside atheists.
They make you feel good by telling you what you want to hear. They are lying, so you will give them money. That's all there is to them.
But the Bible sets specific prices, and tells us how to treat those we may purchase. How can it be "wrong" when God is the arbiter of right and wrong?
(While it is not legal to sell people in the United States, it is legal to require a dowry of a suitor.)
If you think requiring a dowry is wrong, what do you think of God's commands to execute homosexuals, and adulterers like Newt Gingrich, and idolators like Catholics, and those who would turn us from Jesus? Do you think THOSE commands are "wrong", too?
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I believe you have too much time on your hands. And you are all following King James, the books of the "bible" were written in a language that I highly doubt any one of you can read write or speak, so you are taking some guy's word for it. We are all tainted by the human element, and therefore have a personal agenda.
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10-08-2012, 10:58 PM
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Really you were there when God spoke to Moses, has this been verified? Why was I not informed? You take King James word for it that Moses was speaking on behalf of God. Have you asked God? What did he say?
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Allow me to lay this out for you logically. You atheists claim to like logic, right?
Here we go:
The Bible is presented as being the Word of God. Right?
And God is all-powerful, and all-knowing. Right?
Right!
So that means that God knows exactly what the Bible says, and could change every copy in the world in an instant if it wasn't what He wanted it to say. Isn't that so?
Of course it is!
The Bible says what it says. Therefore, either:
- The Bible says what God wants it to say;
- God doesn't know or isn't able to fix it;
- God doesn't care what we think and likes watching us kill each other over Him;
- God is deliberately misleading us; or
- God does not exist.
Now, which of those makes the most sense? #2, 3, and 4 all deny basic aspects of God. That leaves #1 and #5. Since we know God exists (even you atheists do, even though you deny it), the Bible must be what God wants it to be.
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If God is so perfect why would he let such terrible things happen to his "children" such as rape and torturing of children, mass murder, etc,.
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God's Perfection has nothing to do with your secular humanist modern ideas of right and wrong. God is the arbiter of morality; if He wants someone to get sick, or raped, or tortured, then that is what happens. If He doesn't want it to happen, it doesn't happen.
Pretty simple, really.
You think it farfetched, but I bet you believe in "karma".
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10-08-2012, 11:00 PM
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This is real? People still live in the stone age. WTF!! Is wrong with you people!! Do you have no morals?
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Agreed.
If your religion is so important to you, then material things like MONEY wouldn't matter, you can't take it with you when you die. As I previously stated, I would sacrifice my lifestyle for my child, not sacrifice my child for my lifestyle. If the original poster is an unfit parent then give your child to someone else, do not market them for your own personal gain.
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