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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-22-2009, 01:44 AM

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So it's okay for Jesus to call others "dogs" or "a generation of vipers", but "maggot" is a horrible no-no?
No, because He properly used those words. But calling a fellow member of God's family a maggot? Not to mention prejudging and condemning. But alas, I digress. It's been interesting to observe the baptist faith in action

By the way, John the baptist.... wasn't really a baptist. He was a baptizer. In fact, I don't think there are any baptists in the bible. Cause y'all sure don't act Christ like. Why do I say that? Because you show and have no love for sinners. Don't worry, I know not all baptist are as ignorant, just you guys in particular.
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-22-2009, 01:53 AM

God bless you all. I think I've seen enough of the bible being twisted here. It's really a shame to see Gods love and good news become so perverted with hate and despise. I didn't believe it until I came here, but there really are modern day Pharisees in todays world. Incredible.

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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-22-2009, 02:04 AM

Great. Well, I did predict it. Yet another Canuck bringing shame to our land. Yet again, I have to apologize to my fellow True Christians™ for my boorish unsaved countrymen.

I wonder if there's a way to block Canuck IP addresses.
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.............Not once did I say I don't feel Canada is worth fighting for. I'm extremely grateful that I've been blessed to live here in such a country that allows my to worship freely without the fear that someone is going to burst into my house and shoot my family and I. I'm thankful for all the soldiers who are out there and allowing Canada to remain a free country. I thank them and God for their sacrifices. But as long as I don't have to be in the military, I won't. God has different plans for me, just like how he hasn't called us all to be astronauts.........
Friend, you have serious issues. You want everyone else to do the dirty work while you sit home drink Canadian Club and eating McDonald's. I assume if you find a way to be on the welfare dole, you'll take that too. If you mom is sick, you'll ignore her as there is nothing in it for you, heck, the sooner she bites it the sooner you get her '87 Corolla. No, you show zero worth to be an astronaut, to be able to get that high up in God's sky to view all the wonderment in a single glance. It is people like you that make me glad your cheap ammo, empty spaces and abandoned wells. I hope you get a home invasion by some nigra crack head looking for a dollar and the cops fail to come because "There is nothing in it for them."

Get the Holy Heck off this board. Much more of your dribble and I may have to cross the border.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-22-2009, 02:18 AM

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By the way, John the baptist.... wasn't really a baptist. He was a baptizer.


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Why do I say that? Because you show and have no love for sinners.
Hey, just be glad you are not a fig tree!

Soooo... Jesus loved sinners?


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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-22-2009, 06:51 AM

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Soooo... Jesus loved sinners?
Amen brother Wide, amen. It never ceases to amaze me at the sheer ignorance of these limp-wristed false Christians who like to imagine Jesus as some kind of hippie liberal who just handed out hugs and sunshine to everyone. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-23-2009, 05:20 PM

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God bless you all. I think I've seen enough of the bible being twisted here. It's really a shame to see Gods love and good news become so perverted with hate and despise. I didn't believe it until I came here, but there really are modern day Pharisees in todays world. Incredible.
Look at it this way: The bible was originally in old Hebrew. Then it was translated into Latin. Then New Hebrew. Then old English. Then Modern English. It is bound to have several things changed. WHich is why the best one would be the Old Testament in Old Hebrew (if you can read it.)
There would be the original, unchanged Bible, as it was meant to be read.

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Look at it this way: The bible was originally in old Hebrew. Then it was translated into Latin. Then New Hebrew. Then old English. Then Modern English. It is bound to have several things changed. WHich is why the best one would be the Old Testament in Old Hebrew (if you can read it.)
There would be the original, unchanged Bible, as it was meant to be read.
No, don't look at it that way because it is simply wrong. KJV1611 was God's final edition in which His Inerrant Words are timelessly recorded. That is why he chose King James to be inspired together with the scribes.

Basically, if it's in KJV, it's right. Case closed.





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No, don't look at it that way because it is simply wrong. KJV1611 was God's final edition in which His Inerrant Words are timelessly recorded. That is why he chose King James to be inspired together with the scribes.

Basically, if it's in KJV, it's right. Case closed.
Im still going to read the old Testament... translated, obviously.
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Percy,Mercy how ya been long time no hear.I see ya have not learned a darn thing yet!
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Percy,Mercy how ya been long time no hear.I see ya have not learned a darn thing yet!
Poor, pierre, Lola, some people just aren't willing to learn. They damn themselves to eternal Hellfire daily. Not everyone can be saved.

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I've been a litte busy with end of semester essays and exams recently.
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I've been a litte busy with end of semester essays and exams recently.

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The important stuff Percy ,how are you doing on the KJV1611?
Im not sure the one I have is the 1611 one. All mine says is "King James Bible". Should it specify 1611?
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 11-29-2009, 10:18 AM

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Im not sure the one I have is the 1611 one. All mine says is "King James Bible". Should it specify 1611?
The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Hatred? really? The moment someone registers, they are labeled, "Unsaved trash".... and your going to say I've been "spewing hatred?".

A little hypocritical you think?
Okay, the reason why we give the "unsaved trash" label is because we get a swarm of hatemongers every day and it is hard to tell who is genuinely on here as a saved Christian.

We have to get a DoF report on you before we can determine who you really are but you have been spewing hatred so you will need to repent.

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Hatred? really? The moment someone registers, they are labeled, "Unsaved trash".... and your going to say I've been "spewing hatred?".

A little hypocritical you think?
Are you a real Canadian, that speaks mangled but understandable American English, or one of those French kooks who think that street signs need to be in some language that no real Christian comprehends?
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Default Re: Unsaved Trash - 12-30-2009, 04:24 AM

Rather than complain about a title why not prove it wrong by being good posters and loving Jesus?

Just a thought.


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Rather than complain about a title why not prove it wrong by being good posters and loving Jesus?

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But how could this Canook really love Jesus when he wouldn't even serve in the military? Normal Canadians are almost as good as patriotic Americans but I don't trust those French speakers. Too many of them are Catholik.
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