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PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 12:39 AM
Enough is enough!
Ever since we won World War II by nuking Japan, crushed The Soviet Union by winning the Cold War and defeated China in the Economic World War, global public opinion has been against America. Clearly this is caused by people being jealous of America being God's favorite nation. Instead of being grateful that we have brought peace and prosperity to the entire planet, people whine about America being arrogant and about Americans being ignorant.
Americans are not ignorant at all! Why? Because America is a Christian nation filled with decent God fearing people. There is no nation on Earth where as many people follow God's Holy Bible as America. Not only are we God's chosen nation, we clearly deserve everything we get!
Unlike most people, Americans get it!
Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
Americans know Global Warming is a HOAX.
Global warming is a hoax created by Japanese and Australian car manufacturers to promote the completely idiotic idea that American cars are bad for the environment.
Like all doomsday prophecies of the past, global warming is yet another invention by jealous Europeans:
- Just a few decades ago non American idiots predicted Global Cooling. And now all of a sudden they switched to Global Warming. Not very believable.
- A club of crazy Italians predicted we would run out of fossil fuel before the year 2000. Just think about that and have a good laugh next time you are filling your Hummer with gas!
- In 1999 German computer "experts" created the Y2K hoax. The same Germans who stole our American software. This Y2K computer glitch would affect banks, traffic signals, planes would fall from the sky, it would create food shortages and be a total catastrophe. Of course as we now all know, not even a single incident was recorded.
Fortunately 53% of all Republicans believe that there is no evidence that the Earth is warming and 70% of Tea Party Republicans say that global warming is complete bull! So clearly it's not the Americans that are ignorant!
This is what global warming looks like according to crazy Europeans:
Americans know meat can NEVER cause disease!
There is an insane amount of weed smoking hippies in the world falsely claiming that food can cause heart problems and cancer. As always the Bible is clear on this. We can eat meat: Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you." and we should not eat or smoke vegetables: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs." So as you can see it is vegetables that cause sickness and not meat! Yet more proof that it is the German vegetarians and French vegans that are ignorant and not the Americans!
A healthy all American sandwich:
Americans are NOT fooled by the Evolution Hoax!
It's easy to prove evolution is a hoax. All it takes is Genesis 1 which is conveniently located at the start of the Holy Bible. Yet over 75% of all people in God mocking nations like Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, France, Japan, The U.K. and Germany believe in the evolution hoax! Yet only 40% of all Americans believe in evolution! Definitive proof that Americans are not the ones who are ignorant!
Evolutionists actually believe this is possible:
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 12:43 AM
@ Cranky Old Man I am proud to be an American!
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 01:02 AM
Praise Jesus! You Americans would not believe how stunningly ignorant many Europeans are. Almost 100% of these idiots buy into the Belgian myth. Why, believe it or not, I've actually met people who genuinely believed that they themselves were "Belgians".
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 01:09 AM
I remember a few years ago, when I was in northern Quebec working as a manager at a retail chain. We got a lot of fine American tourists there, hunters all. They came up to blow away our caribou.
Anyway, one day we were short on cashiers so I took the till for a few hours. Served Americans from Georgia, and North Dakota, several from Texas, one was even from New York. During a slow period I walked over to the office and the office manager shook his head in sympathy.
'Must be hard dealing with all those stupid Americans' He said.
'Yeah," I replied, 'they sure are a dumb people aren't they?'
'Sure are!' He said, with a vast air of superiority.
'Yep.' I chuckled 'Their dumbness is what has made them the most powerful technological, cultural, economic and military powerhouse the world has ever seen.'
I smiled, winked and walked away as he stood there with his mouth hanging open.
He didn't talk to me much after that.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 03:17 AM
Amen Brother Cranky! I'm proud to be born in the bestest and greatest country in the world. All these foriegners who say were stupid or fat our just jellous of our success. We invented guns, the car, the airplane, the boat, the computer, the telephone, the television, the internet, the TV, and all sorts of things that modern life would not be possible with.
I am not ignorant in anyway. Okay there are certain things I might not know, like "What's the capital of Paris?" but i'm not like that dude on jeopardy who knows everything, Alex Trebek (who is American too). But, I am very intellegent in that I know that JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR MY SINS AND THROUGH HIS BLOOD MY SINS ARE WASHED (Revelation 1:5), and that makes me the smartest man in the world.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 03:45 AM
Well said, Brother Cranky! Things like this make me proud to be a Godly True Christian™ American!
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How much do you want to bet Europeans asked that question would say, "No, I don't 'BELIEVE' in evolution! I have considered the existing available evidence supporting evolution and Creationism, and I find more evidence in favor of evolution. I don't 'BELIEVE', I 'THINK'! How dare you suggest that I base my conclusions on blind faith!"
We know what they mean, of course.
"I considered all the available evidence supporting evolution. I then looked at the Bible, and realized that I don't like the things your God says I have to do. So I threw that in the toilet here and considered the other evidence for Creationism, of which there is none. So, evolution wins, and boo hoo for you, silly Christian who wants to go to Heaven! Now watch me urinate on this Bible!"
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 07:58 PM
All Americans are Crazy! Although I do appreciate you kicked the Germans out of Holland in 1945.
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 08:19 PM
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All Americans are Crazy! Although I do appreciate you kicked the Germans out of Holland in 1945.
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Finally someone said thank you! I hope you know that we really own your country now, damn squatters.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 10:11 PM
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All Americans are Crazy! Although I do appreciate you kicked the Germans out of Holland in 1945.
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Um, yeah, about that. It was mostly Canadians, with some Brits and a few Poles early on in the liberation. Not much American involvement on the ground. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...2%80%931945%29
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:17 PM
"Americans know Global Warming is a HOAX."
I hope you understand that the world is not litterally heating up, the climat is changing. We use the term global warming for the fact that there is carbondioxide in the upper atmospere that raises temperature in the poles and as result makes changes in other places of the world.
Like excessive rain, cold, heat and devastating storms.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:20 PM
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I hope you understand that the world is not litterally heating up, the climat is changing.
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So according to you global warming does not mean the Earth is getting warmer? Then what exactly does it mean, that everything is turning pink?
The parent who homeschooled you must be a complete retard.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:28 PM
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Like excessive rain, cold, heat and devastating storms.
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And those are new things, right?
How old are you and where do you live that you've never experienced rain, cold, heat or storms? All of recorded history is a litany of such occurrences.
Please, read a book.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:31 PM
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So according to you global warming does not mean the Earth is getting warmer? Then what exactly does it mean, that everything is turning pink?
The parent who homeschooled you must be a complete retard.
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I will then use simple words then, so that you can understand it.
More pollution (CO2)
More CO2 in the air
More heat is blocked inside the atmosphere
GLOBAL WARMING
Result of this global warming: North and South pole are melting
If they melt, they disrupt the courant stream in the ocean and the temperature scale in the air
result: climat change
Got it, douchebag?
Next time, ask nicely, this is not a debate, please read the thread for newcomers.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:37 PM
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And those are new things, right?
How old are you and where do you live that you've never experienced rain, cold, heat or storms? All of recorded history is a litany of such occurrences.
Please, read a book.
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That's why I used a word you probably never heard about : EXCESSIVE heat/cold, storms and rain in countries where this is NOT USED to be NORMAL.
You should get out more, travel once in a while, get to see what is really happening in the world.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:39 PM
So Sheldon, CO2 is POLLUTION now? The molecule essential to all plant life, the molecule, without which all life on Earth would die, is pollution to you?
Oh, my. You're cracking me up!
Next you'll be telling me about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide!
Stop, stop, you're killing me!!
Where did you go to school anyway?
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:40 PM
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More pollution (CO2)
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Are you retarded? CO 2 (carbon dioxide) is not pollution. Every time you breathe you produce CO 2. But if you believe your own nonsense please stop polluting by never breathing again. It will make the world a better place.
Why would I ask a retard like you when all the answers I need are in the Holy Bible?
Clearly CO 2 is harmless to those with a brain but dangerous to people without one. Perhaps I should put a picture of CO 2 on my door to keep the retards away.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:47 PM
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So Sheldon, CO2 is POLLUTION now? The molecule essential to all plant life, the molecule, without which all life on Earth would die, is pollution to you?
Oh, my. You're cracking me up!
Next you'll be telling me about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide!
Stop, stop, you're killing me!!
Where did you go to school anyway?
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Not in yours obviously.
I am sorry to say that it is true, the result of burning gasses and smoking cars, releases CO2 in the air.
And I like was saying earlier, too much of ONE gas in the air is not good. Didn't they teach you in chemistry about concentrations?
If you don't believe, try to breath ONLY dihydrogen monoxide and stay alive for more than 5 minutes. (or CO2 if you want to)
By the way, CO2 is needed on earth for the fact that plants need to absorp it to make oxygen, but if you cut all the trees, where will all the CO2 go?
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:52 PM
Why did you ignore my response to your posting? Are you a rude person?
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If you don't believe, try to breath ONLY dihydrogen monoxide and stay alive for more than 5 minutes. (or CO2 if you want to)
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So you like to be waterboarded? And yes, we know dihydrogen monoxide just means water. Unlike you we are not retarded.
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-15-2010, 11:58 PM
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Why did you ignore my response to your posting? Are you a rude person?
So you like to be waterboarded? And yes, we know dihydrogen monoxide just means water. Unlike you we are not retarded.
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You insult my parents of being retards and your saying that i'm rude of not making an response on your post?
Your not so clever, Are you?
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Re: PROOF: Americans Are NOT Ignorant !!! -
12-16-2010, 12:04 AM
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You insult my parents of being retards
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How can stating a fact be an insult?
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and your saying that i'm rude of not making an response on your
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Yes, you are very rude.
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Your not so clever, Are you?
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Actually my IQ is very high. But I doubt you are smart enough to know what IQ means.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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