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CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 02:01 PM
Warrior princess: my quest to become the first female Masai Warrior, by Mindy Budgor
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 04:15 PM
Oh, Yes We Can!- The Struggles of the Sarah Lawrence College Sisterhood SLA Brigade in Africa.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 08:09 PM
"Dotties Big Book on How to Get Raped by a Nigra 'Prince' from Africa"
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 08:37 PM
Another silly white woman, oh so enchanted with primitive cultures, inserts herself into a comically stupid situation.
OR
Feminazi brings worst parts of American uppity woman culture to backwards dirt worshiping murderers
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 09:40 PM
"Senseless slut on her way to Hell"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-13-2013, 11:42 PM
The battle of the century: which will win out, feminist bitchiness, or "multiculturalist" pandering/hypocrisy? Or will her head just explode? Place your bets now!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 04:21 AM
Guns, Germs, and Heels: One Woman's Quest For Barack Obama's Real Place Of Birth
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 04:28 AM
OBAMANATION: The Sad Fate of Downtown Manhattan in the Wake of the Eight Year Reign of Obama and the Tree Hugging Hippies.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 04:35 AM
HOW TO OFFEND CHRIST: Become a White lesbian that aspires to become a nigra spearchuking savage.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 01:24 PM
Optimistic new book predicts nail polish will still exist in 2016. However, all other effects of the Obama administration will continue on their current course.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 02:28 PM
Hello Jeb Stuart Thurmond.
Here is my entry:
I Like Beads and Tiger Horses
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 03:12 PM
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
HOW TO OFFEND CHRIST: Become a White lesbian that aspires to become a nigra spearchuking savage.
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This one should win!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 06:24 PM
Proof that white people are a superior race: A white woman is a better warrior than Maasai men.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-14-2013, 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Guns, Germs, and Heels:
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Love it. For those who don't get the reference, it's to " Guns, Germs, and Steel", a book that lets Africans use geography as an excuse for their condition.
"You see, I was in the lab putting some finishing touches on my cure for cancer when a mountain came up to me and insisted that I turn into a female-genetal-mutilating, journalist-raping, slave-selling, dingo-worshipping AIDs-spreading stone age savage. The mountain had a really convincing argument, okay?"
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-20-2013, 02:51 PM
1001 ways to spit in Jesus' face part 1
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-20-2013, 02:57 PM
The subtitle needs expanding:
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #7 -
09-22-2013, 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
The subtitle needs expanding:
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I think we have a winner.
Those African diseases are absolutely horrible. I went to aquire some personelle for my Saudi clients months ago, and it took until this week to get my dairrhea licked.
EDIT: oh that's a nasty visual. Sorry about that.
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