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NO, they have NO SOULS! 21,002 99.79%
YES, I believe God gave them 1/350th of a soul! 45 0.21%
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-18-2008, 12:40 PM

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What about your arrival? Do you not fear the wrath of the devil?
And here you expose your own lack of ability to reason (and spell): if women had no soul, yet were True Christians, what power would Satan have over them? None!

God never intended that Satan should ever have an easy time. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion to a woman’s trip on the down-elevator would be that women have a God Given Duty to descend to the Netherworld to torment Satan, by mentioning that the garage needs tidying or the garden seeing to,
or telling him to
  • “Clean up the place!” or
  • “Look at that mess” or
  • “Stop staring at the TV!” or
  • standing in front of said TV just when the touchdown is about to be scored or
  • insisting he goes shopping for shoes with them or
  • Pointing out that he has put on weight or
  • Insisting on repeating things like how they have a headache and never listening to the answers or
  • making disparaging comments about the size of his tallywhacker or
  • just talking and talking.
  • Etc.

For information, I voted yes for 1/350 but I keep an open mind… unlike some Unsaved Trash…





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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-18-2008, 05:00 PM

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And here you expose your own lack of ability to reason (and spell): if women had no soul, yet were True Christians, what power would Satan have over them? None!

God never intended that Satan should ever have an easy time. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion to a woman’s trip on the down-elevator would be that women have a God Given Duty to descend to the Netherworld to torment Satan, by mentioning that the garage needs tidying or the garden seeing to,
or telling him to
  • “Clean up the place!” or
  • “Look at that mess” or
  • “Stop staring at the TV!” or
  • standing in front of said TV just when the touchdown is about to be scored or
  • insisting he goes shopping for shoes with them or
  • Pointing out that he has put on weight or
  • Insisting on repeating things like how they have a headache and never listening to the answers or
  • making disparaging comments about the size of his tallywhacker or
  • just talking and talking.
  • Etc.
For information, I voted yes for 1/350 but I keep an open mind… unlike some Unsaved Trash…
That was funny, I like how this place can be completely different from me and soceity, but still enjoy stereotypical jokes. But my questions still have not been answered. Realistically women should make the best of their lives on Earth if they're innevitable desetination is Hell. Also why would women have 1/350th soul and not the combined mass of the body compared to the rib, like I mentioned in one of my previous posts.


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-19-2008, 09:04 AM

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That was funny, I like how this place can be completely different from me and soceity, but still enjoy stereotypical jokes.
What jokes?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-19-2008, 12:35 PM

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You left off the correct answer - women have every bit as much of a soul as men.

I agree and im a WOMAN hear me ROAR!
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-19-2008, 12:39 PM

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I agree and im a WOMAN hear me ROAR!
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-20-2008, 04:46 PM

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[...] Also why would women have 1/350th soul and not the combined mass of the body compared to the rib, like I mentioned in one of my previous posts.
Either this was worked out by the Sages of Old or (b) someone here worked it out. The basis of it is that
  1. Adam had a soul
  2. The soul pervades the body
  3. Eve was created from a rib
  4. A rib is 1/350th of the body by volume therefore will contain that proportion of the soul.
  5. Eve and all subsequent women therefore have 1/350th of a soul.
  6. Technically man thus has 349/350ths of a soul but this is adjusted to unity.
  7. The effect of this adjustment on the the ability to express a woman's soul as 1/350th of a man's is insignificant. (1/350) + (1/(350)^2)
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 08-26-2008, 12:51 PM

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Either this was worked out by the Sages of Old or (b) someone here worked it out. The basis of it is that
  1. Adam had a soul
  2. The soul pervades the body
  3. Eve was created from a rib
  4. A rib is 1/350th of the body by volume therefore will contain that proportion of the soul.
  5. Eve and all subsequent women therefore have 1/350th of a soul.
  6. Technically man thus has 349/350ths of a soul but this is adjusted to unity.
  7. The effect of this adjustment on the the ability to express a woman's soul as 1/350th of a man's is insignificant. (1/350) + (1/(350)^2)
Now go forth and preach this science!
This explains why God don't want no female Pastors. How can we expect a mere woman to preach the word of God adequately, when they all have such a tiny part of a soul?

Praise God for giving all women 1/350th of a soul! Praise God for giving our women-folks the chance of redemption! Praise!
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 08-31-2008, 04:23 PM

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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 08-31-2008, 04:57 PM

As to the issue of women and souls. It is a tricky one...

I think there may well be a case to say certain women are granted one.
That may even be a devine merit system the Lord operates.
It may even have a lot to do with fulfilling their major functions under God's words.
Jeremiah possibly hints at this by using childbirth as a comparison to the woman's state in the quote, almost as though the allocation of a soul is a reward for tribulations...

Jeremiah 4:31
For I have heard a voice as of a woman in travail, and the anguish as of her that bringeth forth her first child, the voice of the daughter of Zion, that bewaileth herself, that spreadeth her hands, saying, Woe is me now! for my soul is wearied because of murderers.

as does

Genesis 35:16-19
And they journeyed from Bethel; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath: and Rachel travailed, and she had hard labour. And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not; thou shalt have this son also. And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing, (for she died) that she called his name Benoni: but his father called him Benjamin. And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which is Bethlehem.


I noticed both referred to a woman ,at least briefly, having a soul, but both were dealing wth burdens of their gender.

Ok, so i wondered if we might be seeing God looking at a woman , deciding she had been a good one , and granting her tenure on a soul.

Perhaps there is also an element of 'encouraging the others'...If a woman is rewarded for her efforts, for her gentle passive nature, or maybe even being of fairer more comely form than some others. that would be a good way to get them all to try harder.

BUT...perhaps it also works the other way...
Once you have the soul, your game better not slip or
wham, God just takes that soul back.... as in Genesis above...
and possibly here...


1 Samuel 1:15
And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.

is Hannah saying, I have been generally a good person, I have not abused alcohol etc, BUT,
does her being 'a woman of sorrowful spirit ' mean she was a nagging, lazy, unwilling , lemon mouthed ,old harridan, who didn't heed her husband and see to his needs well enough. perhaps her pies were even poor grade, and her womanly efforts begrudged.
maybe 'sorrowful spirit'...means she was just downright depressing to be around...
Thus , as she made her husband's life more hardship prone instead of easing it, she realised she had lost her claim on the soul she had been allocated , and therefore ,
'poured out my(her) soul before the LORD.'
as in realised, or been told her error , and surrendered it as pennance or justifiable compensation. Her soul had been a loaner, and she knew she had broken the terms of the agreement...

This is a hard one...
I do feel there must be some women in the glorious hereafter...Why would God let the Devil have all the comely ones, good ones , and those who could keep it shut and turn out good pies...
So, I think some must get a run at having a soul...
Maybe , it's God's way of stressing the natural order and reminding women to keep their butts in gear when it comes to serving men's needs...




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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 08-31-2008, 09:51 PM

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Realistically women should make the best of their lives on Earth if they're innevitable desetination is Hell.
I agree. What better way to spend your life on earth than cooking, cleaning, praying, reading the Bible, and making babies?
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-22-2012, 01:19 PM

In my experience, i have found through dissection that women do not have souls, but do seem to have these Satanic pouches located above the lungs that seem to posses demonic liquids probably used during anal intercourse with black men.
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-22-2012, 08:20 PM

.Re Soles,We had them fooled with the right to vote and the quest for multiple orgasams But "SHOES" gave them mobility. We fukked up.


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-28-2012, 04:50 AM

Why are people digging this up again?

Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-29-2012, 01:39 AM

Woman do not have souls! And it will always be that way!
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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-29-2012, 01:44 AM

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Why are people digging this up again?

Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.
Amen, brother. It is just my humble opinion that women probably have souls, since God wants them to suffer. So it stands to reason that He wants some of them to suffer infinitely. Genesis 3:16 teaches that God wants women to suffer. What better way to multiply their suffering than to give them an immortal soul and cast it into Hell?


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 06-03-2012, 02:20 AM

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BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.
Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 06-03-2012, 02:21 AM

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Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.
You've replied to a witch who's been banned and is currently locked up in the Landover Baptist Hospital For The Possessed, more or less permanently.

Go report that to your master satan.


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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 06-03-2012, 02:31 AM

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"Logic" belongs to the Domain of Men™; we ladies ought not be worrying our small yet womanly brains about such matters. Indeed, thinking too much leads to the sprouting of mustaches, and we don't want that, do we? No, of course not! Looking lovely for the menfolk is our duty ... even at our old age, dear.

Follow my advice, and you'll be moving from "Maggoty" to "Marvellous" in no time!

How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.


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We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.
Can you back that up with Scripture, or is that something you and your coven made up?


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How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.
Please tell me that you see the eye-watering irony in your pathetic post.

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