Masturbation kills 100 Germans every year: Study discovers bizarre ways people died pleasuring themselves including a man who tried to melt sliced cheese over himself.
No wonder God hates Germany. Has not one of them read the Bible and the documentary on Onan?
Ge:38:8: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
Ge:38:9: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Ge:38:10: And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Because of the extremely explicit and graphic descriptions in the piece, I can only give you a few details for fear of making the ladies faint.
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Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died [...] themselves.
One man – […]pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit […] plastic bag […]- died in Hamburg after […]trying to melt slices of cheese on his [...].
Another man in Halle was found dead with Christmas tree lights clamped to […] having apparently tried to stimulate himself by electrocution.
Forensic examiner Harald Voß said the most common reason for [...] deaths was the desire for the ultimate […].
Between 80 and 100 people across the country accidentally die every year due to risky […], his study found.
This was based on findings that for every one million German citizens there are 'one or two' cases of deaths a year in which a [...] or [...] was used to […].
In one example, a man was found suffocated in the cellar of his home in Hesse having apparently tied […] around his […].
According to Bild, […] was present and investigators made the assumption that he had suffered […]death.
Cases sometimes go unreported because families of victims feel ashamed, he added. Edit, Quite right too! They should be publicly shamed!
The Legal Medicine in Hamburg alone recorded 40 […]deaths between 1983 and 2003 with all victims aged between 13 and 79, . Edit: 79! Surely a mistake!.
Victims are usually men, Voß said, since women were 'more cautious and don't incorporate so many […]'.
He said the risks involved in […] were underestimated, adding: 'Losing […] can happen quicker than people think.'
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