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Kindness - is sort of an interpretive thing.

For example, some think it is mean to punch a queer. I see it as an act of love. If I did not care, if I did not want to see the Homer repent and go to Heaven, then I would not intervene. Would not ignoring the Homer actually be the unkind gesture?

Switching my wife for not following instructions could save her life one day. Is it mean to want to save her life?

Paying minimum wage is not mean. It teaches people how to manage their money. If they learn the lesson well, they can amass a fortune. Is it mean to want to help others become well off?

Does the mother who ensures her child has a full lunch box love her child? No, she does it to make the less fortunate feel bad that not only have they little to eat but it reinforces the notion that their mother hates them.

Does the father that likes to hang out with his daughter, playing 'tea party', love her? Of course not, he is a pedophile on the brink of committing a felony.

So do not jump to conclusions. Most things you see that on the surface look terrible are in reality, acts of love.
I can't say much but amen.
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I can't say much but amen.
No, you're right, it seems like "amen" is about the only thing you can say. Not a bad choice of word, but what about giving few more words a try?
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I'd like to bring attention to an old thread made by Pastor Billy-Reuben. Game Theory: Which Faith Gives the Best Payout?
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.Christianity is TrueAtheism is TrueJudaism is TrueIslam is TrueHinduism is TrueBuddhism is TrueWicca is True
Christian, good personHeaven (+∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Heaven, 2nd Class (+∞/2)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Christian, bad personHeaven (+∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)
Atheist, good personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Atheist, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)
Jew, good personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Heaven, 2nd Class (+∞/2)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Jew, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)
Muslim, good personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Heaven (+∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Muslim, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)
Hindu, perfect personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Moksha (+∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Hindu, goodHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated way up (+10)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Hindu, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated way down (-10)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)
Buddhist, perfect personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Nirvana (+∞)Summerland (+∞)
Buddhist, good personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated way up (+10)Summerland (+∞)
Buddhist, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated way down (-10)Reincarnated down (-1)
Wiccan, good personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Heaven (+∞)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated up (+1)Reincarnated up (+1)Summerland (+∞)
Wiccan, bad personHell (-∞)Dead (0)Dead (0)Hell (-∞)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated down (-1)Reincarnated way down (-10)
As he eloquently explains, if Christianity were based on "good works" or being a "good person", then what is the point of being a Christian? As you would only need to be a good person in order to be saved.

Just like now, how there is no point in picking any other religion than Christianity now because they're all either partially or completely works based.

Even liberal false Christians are aware of John 3:16, though have they also seen John 3:18? It is pretty simple: Either you believe in Jesus or you're condemned. Clearly the thief who died on the cross next to Jesus did not live a life full of good works, and yet Jesus stated that the thief would join him in Heaven.

I'd like to add something. Using this same logic, we can also determine which section of Christianity to choose.

.Baptists are correctCatholics are correct
BaptistHeaven (+∞)Heaven (+∞)
CatholicHell (-∞)Heaven (+∞)


Since Catholicism is based on whatever words their pope of the day decides to dream up, it is not really a fair comparison. However, even if there were an equal chance of these sections being correct, there would STILL be no point in being a Catholic. Do these Catholics have no sense at all?
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I'd like to bring attention to an old thread made by Pastor Billy-Reuben. Game Theory: Which Faith Gives the Best Payout?


As he eloquently explains, if Christianity were based on "good works" or being a "good person", then what is the point of being a Christian? As you would only need to be a good person in order to be saved.

This is a wonderful chart! If I may have permission, I'd like to copy this and pace this up in my classroom so the children can see the value of being Christian. I work in a Christian school, but some children have cousins from different states who dabble in Dark Magic through things like "Harry Potter," "Smurfs," and "Magic: The Gathering."
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This is a wonderful chart! If I may have permission, I'd like to copy this and pace this up in my classroom so the children can see the value of being Christian. I work in a Christian school, but some children have cousins from different states who dabble in Dark Magic through things like "Harry Potter," "Smurfs," and "Magic: The Gathering."
Of course you have our permission Sister Cathy. As a matter of fact, if you want to drive the message even deeper you may add words such as; nose, ears or eyes dripping with blood and or puss. Genetalia talking to you personally by name. Giant veins popping thru your skin emitting green slime. Yellow cat eyes. A vile stench emitting throughout your body. Yellow / greenish teeth. You get it.

The point is to drive the message of Christ's love on one single swing of the bat. A home run if you will. God bless you Sister. Your face brings me to tears.

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Or perhaps this thread is your way of finding the excuse to be a worthless human being and praying your way up to heaven, just a thought.
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