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04-09-2012, 04:51 PM
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He's got long hair like those fellas that dress like women
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Back it up with Scripture.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 06:03 PM
So I want to tell you something and ask you a question right after it!
My English isn't that good, so sorry for the errors.
I don't think it's a bad thing that people stand behind their beliefs, it's what keeps people going. And the people here believe in Jesus and God, and so do I.
I'm a well-rased Christian, and I'm 15 now. I go to church each week, pray 3 times a day and so much more.
But why can't people stand behind their beliefs that are different from ours?
It doesn't mean that we should stop believing in what keeps us going, we just have to accept that there are people believing in other Gods.
And what about the same-gender-relationships hate?
is it because it wasn't meant to be by God? Well, maybe it wasn't, but more things weren't meant to be.
I actually am raised by two fathers, after they took me away from my family because my actual dad used me.
They are beautiful persons, and they're gay. So what? My biological parents weren't and they weren't as good as they are. They love more than I have ever hoped and they raised me very well.
Why all the hate, love is love.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 06:08 PM
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So I want to tell you something and ask you a question right after it!
My English isn't that good, so sorry for the errors.
I don't think it's a bad thing that people stand behind their beliefs, it's what keeps people going. And the people here believe in Jesus and God, and so do I.
I'm a well-rased Christian, and I'm 15 now. I go to church each week, pray 3 times a day and so much more.
But why can't people stand behind their beliefs that are different from ours?
It doesn't mean that we should stop believing in what keeps us going, we just have to accept that there are people believing in other Gods.
And what about the same-gender-relationships hate?
is it because it wasn't meant to be by God? Well, maybe it wasn't, but more things weren't meant to be.
I actually am raised by two fathers, after they took me away from my family because my actual dad used me.
They are beautiful persons, and they're gay. So what? My biological parents weren't and they weren't as good as they are. They love more than I have ever hoped and they raised me very well.
Why all the hate, love is love.
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God says gays are an abomination. That's good enough for me. Why is it not good enough for you? I know it's hard for you to turn your back on your (ahem) "fathers" but you really ought to if you love your immortal soul.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
This has to be easy for you, given the gayness angle. Good luck.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Justagirl_
So I want to tell you something and ask you a question right after it!
My English isn't that good, so sorry for the errors.
I don't think it's a bad thing that people stand behind their beliefs, it's what keeps people going. And the people here believe in Jesus and God, and so do I.
I'm a well-rased Christian, and I'm 15 now. I go to church each week, pray 3 times a day and so much more.
But why can't people stand behind their beliefs that are different from ours?
It doesn't mean that we should stop believing in what keeps us going, we just have to accept that there are people believing in other Gods.
And what about the same-gender-relationships hate?
is it because it wasn't meant to be by God? Well, maybe it wasn't, but more things weren't meant to be.
I actually am raised by two fathers, after they took me away from my family because my actual dad used me.
They are beautiful persons, and they're gay. So what? My biological parents weren't and they weren't as good as they are. They love more than I have ever hoped and they raised me very well.
Why all the hate, love is love.
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All fags are pervert pedophiles. The only reason your "fathers" didn't constantly rape you while you were growing up is because you're a girl. Now, I know that because you're a mere female, these two queers were able to fool you into believing that they loved and cared for you. But I am 100% positive that they have both been raping little boys behind your back all these years.
Homos can't help it, it's in their nature. Like atheists, fags have no moral compass. And if you don't believe me, just read the Bible. God commands us to kill sodomites. He commands this to protect innocent children from predators like the two abominations that you call your parents!
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If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13
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04-09-2012, 07:09 PM
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God says gays are an abomination. That's good enough for me. Why is it not good enough for you? I know it's hard for you to turn your back on your (ahem) "fathers" but you really ought to if you love your immortal soul.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
This has to be easy for you, given the gayness angle. Good luck.
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I believe in God, but not everything that's said is right. If God said that you would have to kill your wife, parents and rape all your children, would you do it?
If you say yes: I think you're an horrible person. It's good for people to believe, but not if it causes this cruelty.
No? Well why would you think it's bad?
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04-09-2012, 07:11 PM
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I believe in God, but not everything that's said is right.
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How do you tell which bits God didn't really mean?
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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04-09-2012, 07:20 PM
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All fags are pervert pedophiles. The only reason your "fathers" didn't constantly rape you while you were growing up is because you're a girl. Now, I know that because you're a mere female, these two queers were able to fool you into believing that they loved and cared for you. But I am 100% positive that they have both been raping little boys behind your back all these years.
Homos can't help it, it's in their nature. Like atheists, fags have no moral compass. And if you don't believe me, just read the Bible. God commands us to kill sodomites. He commands this to protect innocent children from predators like the two abominations that you call your parents!
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I quote you: "All fags are pervert pedophiles." Excuse me?
This doesn't even make sense. If this is what you believe, you should really see a doctor. Do you know that where I live, thousands of kids were abused by pedophiles, and oh they were priests.
So they didn't rape me because I was a girl? Really I'm laughing really loud now. I came to my fathers (and hey, I'm proud of having a dad and a daddy) a little longer than a year ago, because I went to the police after my actual dad raped me. This man was straight, and hurted me like you can hurt a person at it's worst.
I came with this two beautiful persons, that would die if they lost the other. It's the most pure form of love I've ever seen. They also have a son, and nope nothing happened there either.
aybe you guys should be a bit more open-minded
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 07:23 PM
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[m]aybe you guys should be a bit more open-minded
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If by "open minded" you mean claiming to believe in a God who explicitly states via His appointed scribes in the Bible that gays should be killed in both old and new testaments but then say we shouldn't be harsh and say they should be avoided and shunned...
I'm not sure if you believe in God or have just made up a fluffy sky daddy to agree with you inside your head and reassure you that your opinions are beyond debate.
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04-09-2012, 07:25 PM
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How do you tell which bits God didn't really mean?
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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I'm trying to tell you that you can'tt take everything in the bible litteraly.
You think Jesus turned wine into water? Well, you can hate me but I think they mean that he gave the people hope, and turnedsadness into happyness.
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04-09-2012, 07:28 PM
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So they didn't rape me because I was a girl?
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Correct. I assume you still are a girl? Please tell me you aren't so far into your sinful life that you have undergone surgery.
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I went to the police after my actual dad raped me. This man was straight, and hurted me like you can hurt a person at it's worst.
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For some reason I noticed Leviticus 18 leaves out uncovering the nakedness of one's own daughter. I'm sure they meant to have it in there, though. It does mention not having sexual relations with your grandchildren.
Oh wait, here it is in a blanket statement.
Leviticus 18:6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
In a perfect world, your father would have small rocks thrown at him until he dies slowly.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Justagirl_
I'm trying to tell you that you can'tt take everything in the bible litteraly.
You think Jesus turned wine into water? Well, you can hate me but I think they mean that he gave the people hope, and turnedsadness into happyness.
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Jesus turned water into wine. Are you sure you believe in Jesus. So hang on - because Jesus performed a miracle at a party when they ran out of wine he therefore didn't mean it about gays being abominations who deserve to die?
I'm right glad we have your thoughts instead of the Bible. You really make sense.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Justagirl_
I actually am raised by two fathers, after they took me away from my family because my actual dad used me.
They are beautiful persons, and they're gay. So what?
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I see where you're coming from, but it doesn't square with Scripture. It's a common misconception among the unsaved that just being a "beautiful person" in a way that's never quite made clear will get you God's favor. But that would be salvation through works, which is a satanic lie:
Ephesians 2:8-9: For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
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If God said that you would have to kill your wife, parents and rape all your children, would you do it?
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Let me pose the question back to you in a slightly different way: If God said that you would have to sacrifice one of your children to Him, would you do it?
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04-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
If by "open minded" you mean claiming to believe in a God who explicitly states via His appointed scribes in the Bible that gays should be killed in both old and new testaments but then say we shouldn't be harsh and say they should be avoided and shunned...
I'm not sure if you believe in God or have just made up a fluffy sky daddy to agree with you inside your head and reassure you that your opinions are beyond debate.
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Why would God make people gay, and tell their followers to kill them?
Should I kill most of my best friends and fathers is that what you're trying to tell me?
Yeah, I think I'll not end up in jail, because you know God told me to kill them?
What sick minded people are here? You want people to die because they don't love the people you want them to love?
That's like saying: Oh, you don't love this song? and then kill him.
Or is it because they don't get children? And with that you mean that women are just objects to have sex with, make them pregnant, let them have children.
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04-09-2012, 07:32 PM
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I'm trying to tell you that you can'tt take everything in the bible litteraly.
You think Jesus turned wine into water? Well, you can hate me but I think they mean that he gave the people hope, and turnedsadness into happyness.
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Jesus didn't care about happiness in this world. He said it was better for you to not care about your life or your family. You are to deny them all and focus solely on Him.
Luke 9:23-25 And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me.
For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it.
For what is a man advantaged, if he gain the whole world, and lose himself, or be cast away?
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04-09-2012, 07:33 PM
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I'm trying to tell you that you can'tt take everything in the bible litteraly.
You think Jesus turned wine into water? Well, you can hate me but I think they mean that he gave the people hope, and turnedsadness into happyness.
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You didn't resolve the problem; you just reworded it. How do you know which parts of the Bible to take literally, and as for the parts that you don't take literally, how do you know what the correct allegorical reading is?
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04-09-2012, 07:34 PM
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...If God said that you would have to kill your wife, parents and rape all your children, would you do it?
If you say yes: I think you're an horrible person. It's good for people to believe, but not if it causes this cruelty...
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Wait, WUT? The Creator of the universe, the Alpha and Omega, appears in front of you and makes a simple request, and YOU SAY NO???
What cruelty can there be in following the explicit directions of He who is the source for all morality? If He does it, IT IS RIGHT, by definition. If you cannot understand why it isn't cruel to spray your family's innards around with a machine gun, that's just because you're human, and therefore incapable of comprehending the glory that is Him.
Romans 11:33 "O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!"
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04-09-2012, 07:36 PM
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Let me pose the question back to you in a slightly different way: If God said that you would have to sacrifice one of your children to Him, would you do it?
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No. easy and clear.
Yes, I believe in God, but sacrificing your child isn't right. It's murder, and that it will always be in my eyes.
Would you do it?
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04-09-2012, 07:40 PM
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No. easy and clear.
Yes, I believe in God, but sacrificing your child isn't right. It's murder, and that it will always be in my eyes.
Would you do it?
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Of course I would!
Abraham nearly sacrifice Issac on the altar. The New Testament writers praise this act three times.
Here's just one example.
James 2:21-23 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God.
Now, I have to run and take my daughter to the faith healer. She is feeling a bit ill.
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04-09-2012, 07:41 PM
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Why would God make people gay, and tell their followers to kill them?
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The answer, as always, is in Scripture:
Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
But I guess we need you to tell us what that really means .
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What sick minded people are here? You want people to die because they don't love the people you want them to love?
That's like saying: Oh, you don't love this song? and then kill him.
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Never mind what we want; it's what God wants that matters.
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Or is it because they don't get children? And with that you mean that women are just objects to have sex with, make them pregnant, let them have children.
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Of course not. We have a much higher opinion of women than that. We know that they are also helps meet for men and that they have to be subject to us as though we were Jesus Christ:
Genesis 2:18: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.
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Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! -
04-09-2012, 07:43 PM
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Now, I have to run and take my daughter to the faith healer. She is feeling a bit ill.
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Hope she'll get better soon.
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