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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-24-2012, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
OK
To them(muslimans and jews) your belief
has no validity
They are saying exactly the same thing
How do I know who is right and who is wrong
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I know that water is wet. A retarded person might not know that; maybe he thinks water is something that grows on trees? Perhaps he read it in some comic book; I don’t know what goes on in a retarded mind. Maybe he will not be able to understand the true nature of water, even if I throw him in a lake.
Now, I could have the same kind of discussion with a retard (regarding the liquidity of water) as we’re having with you right now (regarding the validity of the only true scripture reference, KJV 1611). The second after you die and find yourself burning in the Lake of Fire, you (and the Jews, Muslims, Catholics etc.) will understand what we already know.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-24-2012, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Who cares what Muslims think? They also think God will reward them with an eternity of raping virgins if they blow themselves up and kill innocent people at the same time.
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No that are radical muslimans
They aren’t all like that
That could apply to you
"Who cares what you think "
So be respectful
or at lest moderate
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Originally Posted by John North
I know that water is wet. A retarded person might not know that; maybe he thinks water is something that grows on trees? Perhaps he read it in some comic book; I don’t know what goes on in a retarded mind. Maybe he will not be able to understand the true nature of water, even if I throw him in a lake.
Now, I could have the same kind of discussion with a retard (regarding the liquidity of water) as we’re having with you right now (regarding the validity of the only true scripture reference, KJV 1611). The second after you die and find yourself burning in the Lake of Fire, you (and the Jews, Muslims, Catholics etc.) will understand what we already know.
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Wher did I sed anything abaut water(expect now)
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-24-2012, 10:36 PM
I saw thred
"Does God hate Finland?"
And wanted to ask you
Wha God thinks of Croatia
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-24-2012, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
No that are radical muslimans
They aren’t all like that
That could apply to you
"Who cares what you think"
So be respectful
or at lest moderate
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Eve, I am trying, really I am. But I have no idea what you are saying here.
How anyone could apply the title of "radical musliman" to me is beyond me. Is this part of your drug trip or are you just a simple-minded gal?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Eve, I am trying, really I am. But I have no idea what you are saying here.
How anyone could apply the title of "radical musliman" to me is beyond me. Is this part of your drug trip or are you just a simple-minded gal?
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Here:
Saying everybody who dosn’t belive
What you belive wil end up in hell-checked
You want to burn witches,kil gays,lezbians,
and want everybody to be "True Christian ™"-checked
you would make state laws same as in your religion book-checked
you declaring witch cuntry God hates and likes- checked
you belive every religion but yours is false-checked
woman is not equal whit man-checked
etc.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
What God thinks of Croatia
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Croatia is not even a country.
Stop promoting Muslim terrorism please. This is a decent Christian family forum.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Thinking is clearly not your thing.
The ten commandments teach us in killing (e.g. abortion) is never allowed. However, in those cases the Bible explicitly allows killing, we are of course allowed to kill. Except in those cases where local laws do not allow killing as God commands us to follow secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7).
So it is all crystal clear and consistently explained in the Hole Bible. All you have to do is to stop thinking and to start reading your Bible.
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Just like how it's illegal to go out and kill somebody,but if a person is convicted of a crime and sent to death row they can be killed. I bet your some liberal demoncrat without a brain.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by America Man
Just like how it's illegal to go out and kill somebody,but if a person is convicted of a crime and sent to death row they can be killed. I bet your some liberal demoncrat without a brain.
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Either your reading comprehension is off-the-charts awful, or you get your kicks abusing the elderly.
Which is it? Measure your response carefully, friend.
YiC,
Zech
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by America Man
Just like how it's illegal to go out and kill somebody,but if a person is convicted of a crime and sent to death row they can be killed. I bet your some liberal demoncrat without a brain.
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I don't suport death row
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Either your reading comprehension is off-the-charts awful, or you get your kicks abusing the elderly.
Which is it? Measure your response carefully, friend.
YiC,
Zech
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Nither
By the way,I am 20
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
Nither
By the way,I am 20
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I wasn't talking to you.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by America Man
Just like how it's illegal to go out and kill somebody,but if a person is convicted of a crime and sent to death row they can be killed. I bet your some liberal demoncrat without a brain.
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Listen up Alabama Backdoor boy.
As Cranky Old Man very cleary stated.
1. Exodus 20:13
13 Thou shalt not kill.
2. Under certain circumstances it is required that people be killed:
Leviticus 20:10
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Leviticus 24:16
And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
But then in order to conform to secular Law we must as True Christians, conform:
1 Peter 2:13-15
13 Submit your selues to euery ordinance of man for the Lordes sake, whether it be to the King, as supreme,
14 Or vnto gouernours, as vnto them that are sent by him, for the punishment of euil doers, and for the praise of them that doe well.
15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing yee may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men.
So, in conclusion, read your Bible, know your Bible and above all Live by your Bible in every way. If you don't you will spend eternity broiling over a fiery pit while Satan and his minions make you thier plaything
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
Neither - By the way,I am 20
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This is too funny. Here you claim that " your reading comprehension is off-the-charts awful" isn't true. Yet at the same time you didn't even notice Zechariah Smyth was talking to America Man and not to you.
Fortunately, you do not need a brain to go to Heaven. All you need to do is to study your Holy Bible and follow it's every rule. When you do this those 20 years you spend as a slutty whore will be quickly forgiven and forgotten.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
I wasn't talking to you.
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Sory i waz in hury
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
Sory i waz in hury
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I have heard, you cannot rush stupid.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-25-2012, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I have heard, you cannot rush stupid.
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Agree
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-26-2012, 04:59 AM
Dear cranky old man,
I am very sorry for calling you a liberal democrat the comment was not meant to be towards you sir it was meant to be directed towards the person above you saying thou shall not kill. I quoted you an wasn't thinking. I am sorry if I offended you and let me set the record straight that the god mocking heathen above you is the liberal democrat NOT you I apologise for the miscommunication please accept my apolgy and have a lovely day!
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-27-2012, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MissEve
I saw thred
"Does God hate Finland?"
And wanted to ask you
Wha God thinks of Croatia
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Does God hate Finland?
Witchfinder
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
11-27-2012, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Witchfinder_General
Does God hate Finland?
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It'd be really nifty if they had a "Search" function where you could ask that question, because then you'd be able to find that there's a whole thread dedicated to " Does God hate Finland?" (it's even entitled EXACTLY THAT) without bothering other people's busy days with such easily answered questions, wouldn't it?
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
12-02-2012, 10:14 PM
After reading every post I see absolutely no logic in these arguments. You reference the bible as if it were the law of the land. Followers of every religion claim they have it right and all others are wrong, be it Christians, Muslims, or Buddhist. MissEve's question still stands unresolved. Aside from "Because we say so" what reason is there to believe your religion over any other? If it is because you believe in the words written in the bible and have faith, well that isn't proof at all. At best it is your best guess in what is right.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
12-02-2012, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jasper V
Does God hate Finland?
Witchfinder
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Yes, God hates all countries except America.
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