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Another reason to homeschool -
10-19-2006, 07:52 AM
Public schools are just plain Liebral homer infested dens of sin. I work in the system trying to bring Jesus into the lives of these poor kids, but I'm thwarted at every turn.
Now look at this:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/no.tag.ap/index.html
Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.
Recess is "a time when accidents can happen," said Willett Elementary School Principal Gaylene Heppe, who approved the ban.
Now, I ask you, how are we supposed to raise big strong soldiers to fight mooslims when they can't even play touch football? I smell Homers behind this. They want our kids weak! That's right, those limp wristed pansies could never molest a healthy strong male, so they're turning them all into weak little wimps!
Home school your kid and on holidays send it to a boot camp for kids!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-19-2006, 02:49 PM
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Now, I ask you, how are we supposed to raise big strong soldiers to fight mooslims when they can't even play touch football? I smell Homers behind this. They want our kids weak! That's right, those limp wristed pansies could never molest a healthy strong male, so they're turning them all into weak little wimps!
Home school your kid and on holidays send it to a boot camp for kids!
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That is the time when you learn the flight or fight repsonse. The time when you become man/woman or homer/lezbeun. And now they dare ban this test of aptitude? The world is definately going to the homers and the likes of them. Dodgeball.........gettin' your arse kicked so hard, you have to clear your throat to fart......that's what it's all about, pansy homers and their rights
YIC
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And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-19-2006, 10:56 PM
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That is the time when you learn the flight or fight repsonse. The time when you become man/woman or homer/lezbeun. And now they dare ban this test of aptitude? The world is definately going to the homers and the likes of them. Dodgeball.........gettin' your arse kicked so hard, you have to clear your throat to fart......that's what it's all about, pansy homers and their rights
YIC
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I can't agree more! I am terribly concerned that our young boys might be forced to make dolls out of hollyhocks instead of practicing thier marksmanship during recess. And whatever happend to that delightful football game called "Smear the Queer"? My son Skeeter always enjoyed smearing that queer and forming a big mound of bodies on top of the queer. Of course, Skeeter never complained when it was his turn to catch the ball either. I blame the lazy homemakers of today . . . I used to enjoy the challenge of pre-treating the ground in grass stains on Skeeter's pants. And I could hardly wait to take the clothes out of the washer, just so I could perform my own before and after test, just like on TV!
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-19-2006, 11:33 PM
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I can't agree more! I am terribly concerned that our young boys might be forced to make dolls out of hollyhocks instead of practicing thier marksmanship during recess. And whatever happend to that delightful football game called "Smear the Queer"? My son Skeeter always enjoyed smearing that queer and forming a big mound of bodies on top of the queer. Of course, Skeeter never complained when it was his turn to catch the ball either. I blame the lazy homemakers of today . . . I used to enjoy the challenge of pre-treating the ground in grass stains on Skeeter's pants. And I could hardly wait to take the clothes out of the washer, just so I could perform my own before and after test, just like on TV!
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I knew those many games of smear the queer played as a young pup would have bearing on my decisions today. I think there ought to be an adult smear the queer team. I am pretty sure I could get a few of our Godly members of the forum to sign up. And I think it would become more than just smear em'........... BTW Sister Glendora, do you know a good piece to get out blood stains as well as grass stains, because I am pretty sure we would have a few of those as well.
YIC
Hushed
And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Pslams 51:7
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-20-2006, 12:13 AM
The school's decision is just so totally wrong. If our precious children aren't out running around, engaged in wholesome and harmless physical activities like beating up anyone who dares to be different, what will they spend recess doing? No doubt, they'll stay indoors, reading satanically inspired books like On the Origin of Species, Heather Has Two Mommies, and the NIV. Then they'll spend too much time re-thinking things on which the Pastors have already given the definitive answers, and we know just where that leads -- atheism, homerism, and voting Demon-cretin.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-21-2006, 12:01 AM
Really now, we all know that if a young soldier for Christ is injured during recess, it is because He wanted it to be, so that said child could learn that he has to be a strong, manly warrior for Christ!! Not a nancy little crying homer. It's hardly some secular liebral school's fault now is it?
Really...these Unsaved homers get more and more retarded everyday. I can't wait until He decides that He's had enough and casts them all into Hell!
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-21-2006, 12:12 AM
Satan is responsible for the SISSIFICATION of America!
Everyone DOES NOT deserve a trophy. A loser is a LOSER and should be made to feel so.
Politcal correctness is also a tool from Satan. If you are fat, admit it! You are FAT, not "big boned". If you are a tard, you are not "mentally challenged", you are a TARD. Let's call a spade a spade here. I'm sick to death of people sugarcoating everything so we can live in a "feel good society". All they are doing is creating more overly sensitive, self important, wrongly entitled homos.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-27-2006, 11:08 PM
Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-27-2006, 11:13 PM
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Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.
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"Mentally Challenged"??!!?
Why you Lieberal Zealot!!
If a person is a Mong then It's because Jesus Christ™ our Lord© hates them. If they haven't inflicted it on themselves then it's caused by some action by the parents that Jesus© objected to.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-27-2006, 11:19 PM
Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-27-2006, 11:22 PM
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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.
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Friend,
God knew about their sins before He created the world. If they are going to do something disgusting enough then don't you think God would want to stop that?
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-27-2006, 11:24 PM
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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.
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I agree, you would think the child's parents would think about the unborn child before upsetting Jesus©.
Perhaps if they would read their Bible(KJV1611) instead of going down to the Bar getting stinking drunk then maybe their child would be a normal True Christian™.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-28-2006, 12:32 AM
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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.
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Life begins at conception! Who knows what sort of sins those nasty little buggers were getting up to in the womb.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-28-2006, 12:40 AM
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Geez, can't you show some compassion to mentally challenged people? Its not thier fault they were born that way.
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xIx; you're back. Praise Jesus!
No, it may not be their fault. It's most likely the parents or someone further back in their family.
Daniel 9:16
O LORD, according to all thy righteousness, I beseech thee, let thine anger and thy fury be turned away from thy city Jerusalem, thy holy mountain: because for our sins, and for the iniquities of our fathers, Jerusalem and thy people are become a reproach to all that are about us.
You see, Jesus will force you to live under the sins of your family. Why? Because He still loves you and wants you to repent.
You don't want a little retard baby do you XiX? No, I didn't think so. Now please don't make Baby Jesus cry any longer. Repent and join the True Christians of Landover.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-28-2006, 12:47 AM
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Life begins at conception! Who knows what sort of sins those nasty little buggers were getting up to in the womb.
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Brother, I do believe I have found something wrong with the way Christianity is understood. Since the father is alive and the man's GODLY seed is alive, and a case can probably be made that the woman is alive during fornication, although it is impossible to tell, and since lusting after a woman is EXACTLY the same as fornicating with her according to JESUS, life must begin BEFORE conception.
I believe we need to think about this. It could mean, for instance, that if you have already fornicated with the girl you see walking down the street by lusting after her, but she didn't yell 'rape', you pre-own her even if you never saw her before.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-28-2006, 12:48 AM
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Life begins at conception! Who knows what sort of sins those nasty little buggers were getting up to in the womb.
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Very true, Brother T, and even the monkey-worshiping secular scientists have backed this up. But as long as Hellary Cliton is given the freedom to preach satan's agenda, the average teen aged pervert like Miss Icky will go on with her delusions.
Another important point here is that GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING. If some female has a future Hitler, Stalin, Gandhi or sodomite pope in her oven, Jesus would want to put a stop to that. Who are we to question God's Will?
Icky, your probation officer called....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-28-2006, 05:09 AM
I always thought, and preached, that retards came from their parents sinfulness.
Now if those parents were taught in a public school then it is little wonder they grew up to piss of Jesus so much that their offspring would be special. They only teach Liberal ideals in those indoctrination centers anyway. Evoloution, secular history and not one mention of the most important person to ever live, die and live again. JESUS CHRIST our Lord and Saviour.
The point is that you can fully teach your kids properly while also teaching the true meaning of Christianity if you just keep them at home where it's safe.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-29-2006, 04:00 PM
There's another important reason why there are 'tards and other defective people, but fluffy-bunny liberal "Christians" don't like to discuss it because it isn't politically correct:
Romans 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
In other words, God in His infinite love, mercy, and compassion has created retards to make the blessings that He has showered on us True Christians™ even more glorious by comparison. Praise His holy name!
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Re: Another reason to homeschool -
10-29-2006, 07:46 PM
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Hating them before thier even born? Wow, thats pretty stupid.
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God doesn't have to wait until they are born. He knows whether they will grow up to become sinners.
Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
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