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Default Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-04-2018, 03:53 AM

The Swedish group ABBA was so popular 25 years ago they could not leave their hotel. Now we learn there were subtle atheist messages in "Dancing Queen" and "Moma Mia". The member who wrote their songs was and remains an atheist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7nIn5gFCVs


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-04-2018, 09:38 PM

Thank you for that timely reminder, Brother Mayor. I never did trust that group for they thought modifying the LORD's alphabet in such a caddywompus manner would be "fun" and "creative." I think it's a naught but a shown of rebellion. The alphabet was good enough for Jesus to speak in no one in their right mind should think the can improve on it.





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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-05-2018, 06:35 AM

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The Swedish group ABBA was so popular 25 years ago they could not leave their hotel. Now we learn there were subtle atheist messages in "Dancing Queen" and "Moma Mia". The member who wrote their songs was and remains an atheist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7nIn5gFCVs
"Dancing Queen" should have been named "Prancing Queen" - homers prancing all over in disgusting Disco clubs in the '70's and '80's. Well they're back again - with "Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again", to be judiciously avoided in a theater near you.

Of course all this seems to be coordinated with the promotion of "Swedish" socialism by the likes of Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and ABBA Godless communism.

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The world is already a toxic place where any kind of sane future is newly threatened daily, so why, in a summer heat wave of ugliness and political danger, do we deserve yet another dumpster fire with delusions of grandeur as nauseating and stupid as a sequel to the monumentally inconsequential Mamma Mia!? Call this embarrassing dog’s dinner Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again or just call 911. Either way, it is nearly two hours of relentless, plotless, artless junk.

Considering the tack-on taste a majority of summer movie escapists live with, an inevitable gang of misguided kids will probably welcome more cornball songs by the Swedish pop group ABBA, happy to join a wasted cast of thousands all bumping, jerking, twitching, and jumping up and down like spastic pelicans while pretending to have fun, but the alleged professionals in the cast who actually seem to relish trashing their craft for money look like they just woke up in a bed of red ants.

How can so many accomplished people turn out a microwave musical so bad it makes karaoke look positively adventurous? Let me count the ways.

Ugly bright colors that look like somebody just regurgitated a spoiled banana split? Check.

Absence of anything remotely approximating a story line? Check.

Banal to the bone dialogue? Check. (Christine Baranski actually is forced to say: “Be still, my beating vagina!”)

Direction that looks phoned in from the West Indies in the rain? Check.

Wasted actors who should have stayed in bed but came out to pay their mortgages while enjoying a paid vacation? Check.

Ghastly, offensive songs bordering on the sub-mental that substitute for missing plot, action, character development, tempo and narrative coherence? Double check.

Millions of hors d’oeuvres that look like they were catered by the chef of a Five Napkins Burger in Bosnia? Check, check, check.

. . . .
http://observer.com/2018/07/mamma-mi...-artless-junk/


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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-05-2018, 11:05 AM

It is important to distinguish the self-aggrandisement of sequins glittering under a follow spot from the humility we inherit in Jesus through whom we have been made perfect. There are a number of things God has explained concerning Jesus, so that we will know and cannot plead ignorance. First of all, His mother was a woman.
Galatians 4:4 When the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law.
At this point the unbeliever will point out how immediately after being told that she was going to have a child, Mary went to see her cousin Elisabeth and stayed there for three months. Elisabeth was surprised to discover she was pregnant and wouldn't you know it by the time she returned home Mary was surprised to. But evidently not as surprised as Joseph. You can read about Mary's holiday in Luke 1:5-56.

Secondly, Jesus did not have a physical father. Mary was very clear on this, despite Joseph's reservations. It was OK, though. God had sent the Holy Ghost to make Mary pregnant as confirmed to Joseph and recorded for us in Matthew 1:19-20. How can we inherit perfection through Jesus when He has Holy Ghost parentage but we are conceived in the filth and dirt of sin? God explains the third thing about Jesus this way:

Romans 8:15-18 Ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father. The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God. And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together. For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

Glorification is only possible for perfect beings. God describes this as an inheritance. We are joint-heirs with Christ and suited for glory because of our relationship to God as our Father. Abba. It is not necessary to gyrate about in undersized hot-pants or don groovy jumpsuits..although to be honest I'm not sure that pelvis hugging genie trousers tucked inside platform soled boots was ever considered groovy..and The Bible describes a standard of decorum conspicuously absent from the disco scene.

Is humility only possible for those who have accepted Christ's suffering on our behalf? The Bible explains that we are suffering with Him and that we have been delivered from the bondage of corruption. And we are encouraged by God to remember our perfection, not the Abba of disco and showing off under mirror balls but Abba of the Fatherhood of God. He reminds us to put our perfection into practice. This is the origin of our humility. What dancing Queen can say that?

Matthew 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-05-2018, 11:24 PM

ABBA kicked God out of the room so they could have more sex:



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-05-2018, 11:33 PM

I've heard of tinfoil hats but, Ew! This is what happens when The Ten Commandments are thrown out the window.
Exodus 20:7a Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain!
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Jesus Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-06-2018, 12:12 AM

I truly hate to be in disagreement, but I have always felt ABBA was one of the most wholesome musical organizations in all of popular music. Think of what they taught as they sing:


History: Waterloo
Respect for Parents: Does Your Mother Know? Mamma Mia
Financial Responsibility: Money, Money, Money
Military Codes: SOS
Sports: The Winner Takes it All, The Name of the Game
Foreign Languages: Voulez-vous?
Marriage: I Do, I Do, I Do, I do, I Do, I Do
The Sanctity of Marriage: One Man, One Woman
Gratitude: Thank You for the Music


I just don't think we should be quick to condemn these sweet folks. As I swayed to "Dancing Queen" in the bar Saturday evening, I was able to find and minister to twelve different men who otherwise would still be drowning in sin's quagmire. Let us, as True Christians™, take the uphill road and defeat the devil's attempts rather than letting him win all the time.


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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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As I swayed to "Dancing Queen" in the bar Saturday evening,

BrotherLarry
You swayed to Dancing Queen!! I'm hoping for your sake Pastor Zeke does not see this. Here are the lyrics to Dancing Queen:

"You're a teaser you turn them on; leave them burning and then your gone...Looking out for another any one will do."

The Dancing Queen lyrics are clearly about homer fornication.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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I truly hate to be in disagreement, but I have always felt ABBA was one of the most wholesome musical organizations in all of popular music. Think of what they taught as they sing:


History: Waterloo
Respect for Parents: Does Your Mother Know? Mamma Mia
Financial Responsibility: Money, Money, Money
Military Codes: SOS
Sports: The Winner Takes it All, The Name of the Game
Foreign Languages: Voulez-vous?
Marriage: I Do, I Do, I Do, I do, I Do, I Do
The Sanctity of Marriage: One Man, One Woman
Gratitude: Thank You for the Music
Interestingly, I don't recall any one of these sentiments being supported in the Holy Bible with the exception of the sanctity of marriage, which includes but is not limited to one man and one woman. In fact the LORD tells us marriage is between one man and one woman (Genesis 2:24), but also between one man and his wives (Genesis 4:19; 26:34; 31:17; Exodus 21:10; Deuteronomy 21:15; Judges 8:30; 1 Samuel 1:1-2; 1 Chronicles 4:5), one man and his wives and his concubines (Genesis 25:6; 1 Kings 11:2-3; 2 Chronicles 11:21), one man and his wife and her property (Genesis 16:1-4), one man and his brother's widow (Genesis 38:6-10), one man and the woman he rapes (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), one man who is a soldier for the LORD and his prisoners of war (Numbers 31: 1-18; Deuteronomy 21:11-14), one man and the child slave his father purchases at a fair price (Exodus 21:7-11). Does this group sing about these kinds of marriages as well?


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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-07-2018, 12:23 AM

In Aramaic (very similar to Early American), Abba means "Father" and God is referred to in these terms.

I would refer the faithful to

M'r:14:35: And he went forward a little, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him.
M'r:14:36: And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt.


If the name therefore refers to God and none of the combo have perished in a cataclysm of Biblical proportions, rich with violence and horror, then we should properly conclude that their name is inspired.

On the other hand, their name may be a perfect example of "taking the Lord's Name in vain" - a cheap publicity stunt, shallow and deceptive, to attract the innocent Christian and relieve them of their money.

Some clue may be found on the B side track "Why Did It Have to Be Me?" which is on their album "Arrival". The German edition of this is remarkable for the end of the track on which, just perceivable, is what appears to be Demon voices saying, backwards, in Swedish, "Your Soul is Damned! Satan will anally rape you in the pits of Hell."

But this leaves us no better off - Is this simply a Godly message accurately informing the atheist, Catholic, Jew or Arab, etc., etc, of the fate that awaits them, or is it Satan Himself uttering a promise?

For me, the jury is still out on Abba but I avoid them as I feel that, one way or another, they are not, of themselves, salvific.




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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-07-2018, 01:37 PM

thank you for that reassurance

I know about what atheists, catholics, Jewishes, Arabs and animists, cannibals, nihilists & The French have in common, but discotheques I've always avoided. On the dance floor from what I've heard at these joints, interested eyebrows raised when suggestions done by (something like) semaphore start popping up do elicit responses rich with violence and horror (depending on who it was that was responding) & certainly towards one another.

disco at a "church" would not be real due to eyebrows being muted or alternatively due to appropriate dress codes, clearly absent from the tinfoil phantasmagoria and where are all the hands?

nothing about disco is Christian
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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-07-2018, 02:40 PM

It would take some effort to find an entertainment group more in the grips of Satan than ABBA.

Along with one of the two men in the group who is an avowed atheist, we now know one of the two harlot singers, Agnetha Faltskog, has her own brand of vodka. They are all singing and dancing their way to hell:




https://en.mediamass.net/people/agne...hest-paid.html


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Sinner Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-07-2018, 02:49 PM

As we can see, this Swiss quartet of mediocre-barely tolerable music has many ungodly qualities. For me, the the pivotal verse regarding ABBA was always as follows:

Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

Exhibit 1:


No need for any other exhibits.


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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-08-2018, 03:47 AM

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No need for any other exhibits.
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I agree, Brother Elmer. But just as we were saying these Satan-inspired outfits are better not seen the ABBA group opened the ABBA Museum dedicated to their ugly attire.




https://www.abbathemuseum.com/en/exhibitions/


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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-08-2018, 07:58 AM

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..Satan..
Satan is a thief as well? Wow! In their "Money, Money, Money!" ditty the lyrics (more-or-less the title repeated) are reflected in the sheet music, like the King in his counting house counting out his money. How is this so? Quite simply, because The Bible tells us:



I Timothy 6:10a For the love of money is the root of all evil

See how the notes stack up just like the King's money? Such a degree of infiltration requires demonic energy, demons whose existence is confirmed in The Bible and if you don't believe in demons then clearly The Bible is not for you. "Satan is a thief how exactly?" you may ask. For those rejecting The Bible my evidence will seem ridiculous. But is it ridiculous that Jesus suffered because of Eve's disobedience or that we're all contaminated with sin, per favour Adam due to his listening to what Eve told him and following her example, deserving of torment from birth with no remission possible unless (someone else's) blood was shed? Satan would like us to think so. A couple of examples are sufficient here:
Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace and create evil: I the LORD do all these things
Satan knows no limits in his befoozled condition prowling around setting people up for the evil he's plotting and anticipating how excellent it will be when having lured them into evil through silver and gold he can start skewering them through with the implement of his choice. God disagrees. He already owns any silver and gold up for grabs. Satan is attempting to steal metals away from God! And he doesn't stop there. God does not create evil because He's obsessed with precious metals. That would be ridiculous! It's not a rich man's world, it's God's world and God knows all about evil.
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ABBA kicked God out of the room so they could have more sex:

What horrid creatures! How can one tell the boys from the girls?


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Default Re: Don't Listen to ABBA. - 08-09-2018, 02:41 PM

What is especially sick, is the name ABBA.

Clearly, having two Bs in the centre symbolize a pair of ladies breasts, as token to their dabauched Scandinavian free-wheeling origins. The double As they're sandwiched in could mean anything. Literally B-in-As (Boobs in Ass, pardon the vulgarity, Pastors) or simply double AA bra size (the norm of Swedish lady endowment, I imagine).

It's sneaky, but of course, a keen Christian will always notice this filth! ABBA, you can't trick us!


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