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Default Re: Does the University in Landover do virginity checks? - 08-11-2018, 08:41 PM

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By any chance do you have photos you can send me (privately?) of the boys in their fine swimwear?
I'm afraid I didn't take photos of the boys - one can never be too careful. And as by now the garments will either have washed up on the shores of (appropriately ) The Nether Lands or Belgium - or perhaps choked a passing cod - it is too late. Sorry.

Hannah would be absolutely thrilled to make you a pair, though I really wouldn't recommend cashmere. Perhaps some elastic in the waist and around the tops of the thighs might help, though not much. Don't even think of reimbursement! A photo of you wearing them would be more than enough. Just send your measurements. To me, that is, not to any of my children.

The older boys send their very best wishes and have asked me to tell you that, thanks to you, they are now skilled in the anti-paedo martial arts: just one suspicious look is enough for them! And little Nathanael - I don't think you've met him, he'll be 6 on Tuesday - is exactly the right height to join in with a painful head-butt.

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Default Re: Does the University in Landover do virginity checks? - 08-12-2018, 01:21 AM

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I am filling out my application to Landover's local university and wondered if it implements virginity checks. As a virgin myself, I find this value to be extremely important to me ... blah, blah, blah.



Dear Maxime.



Your father has returned the Rental Agreement to stow you away on my property, a prospect that delighted you. I am still awaiting confirmation of the required Two-finger purity test. Please complete this component of the rental agreement, and send proof and samples to the disclosed confidential address to determine if you'll be a good fit.

Please and thank you.


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