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Hello -
05-25-2015, 12:53 AM
Hello fellow Christians. I happen to stumble in this wonderful site and decided to join in order to learn the word of the lord from your perspective. I hope we can get along 
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:14 AM
Hello, I hope we get along, too! I enjoy the company of anyone who Loves Jesus! Tell us how much you love Him! Tell us what you like to do to share your Love!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by _GiftOfGod_
Hello fellow Christians. I happen to stumble in this wonderful site and decided to join in order to learn the word of the lord from your perspective. I hope we can get along |
Please make a thread of your own here in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. 
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello, I hope we get along, too! I enjoy the company of anyone who Loves Jesus! Tell us how much you love Him! Tell us what you like to do to share your Love!
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Hello Mary Etheldreda,
I see too many "trolls" in the introduction section. It saddens me that so many of them have fallen prey to Satan. I can thank my mother and father for teaching me the word of Christ from an early age.
As for your question:
Jesus I love, for I know he loves me. I have dedicated my life around his words and the best way I have showed my dedication is by abstaining from any sexual activity before marriage, no drugs or alcohol. I stay away from anything that's harmful to the mind that could stray me away from the Lord's path.
Our family belongs to the Central Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) located in Dallas, Texas. I am not sure how different our beliefs are, but so far I agree with a few comments I have seen from the respected members of this site. 
I actually mentor the younger christians in our church and try to teach the words of Christ to those who are ignorant. I feel like is our mission as believers to educate others and help them repent from their wicked ways.
I really can't stand how homosexuality is glorified in today's era.
Leviticus 18:22
V22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
God created Adam and Eve, not adam and steve. I wish these people who choose this lifestyle would stop disrespecting the word of God. I do not approve of the lifestyle 
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello, I hope we get along, too! I enjoy the company of anyone who Loves Jesus! Tell us how much you love Him! Tell us what you like to do to share your Love!
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please make a thread of your own here in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. |
I should make a new thread? I answered a few things in my second post.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Please make a thread of your own here in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. |
I cant post in your page but I like your signature! 
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello -
05-25-2015, 01:52 AM
How about a proper introduction right here? You could start with your name, age and gender. What's your Pastor's name? What are some of your favorite Sermons that he's given? What about your family? Any sons? What sins have you been wallowing in? Share those details with us too.
I'm sure you know what "introduction" means. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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