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God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:08 AM
Praise! Those Columbians do nothing but export cocaine and grow peppers that are the seeds of Satan!
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(CNN) -- An magnitude 8.8 earthquake struck central Chile early Saturday, the U.S. Geological Survey said.
The quake's epicenter was located near the city of Concepcion, 212 miles (341 kilometers) from the capital of Santiago. It struck at 3:34 a.m. (1:34 a.m. ET).
Concepcion is Chile's second largest city with a population of 200,000.
The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued a tsunami warning for Chile and Peru. The center recorded a tsunami wave as high as 9 feet.
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Time to get right with Jesus folks!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:42 AM
I'm praying God hates Chilly as much as He hates Haiti!!
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:45 AM
When news like this strikes I always hope that it drives the survivors into Jesus' loving arms.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:55 AM
Only a 9 foot wave?
Aw well, at least it'll give them a good wash.
Yet another sign of Jesus' return.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 10:12 AM
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Amen, sister!
Let the famine and pestilence begin!
Matthew 24:3, 7
Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 11:49 AM
That's where "Chili Con Carny" was invented, wasn't it? I have no doubt that Jesus is striking them down for inflicting "Montezuma's Revenge" on so many good Christians who have partaken of that foul slop.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 12:09 PM
Haiti - 80% Catholic
Chile - 70% Catholic
Glory! God is smiting the Catholic abomination right before our eyes!!
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 12:20 PM
Amen. And it's possible God also wanted to warn Hillary Clinton, who's supposed to visit Chile in a few days. She'll better take her wet suit with her.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Haiti - 80% Catholic
Chile - 70% Catholic
Glory! God is smiting the Catholic abomination right before our eyes!!
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Amen! How often do you hear of an 8.8 magnitude earthquake and a 9-foot tsunami in Godly Freehold, or for that matter anywhere in Iowa? Food for thought, papists.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 02:29 PM
God takes out Haiti then Chili, I wonder if California is next? Maybe this would be a good time to purchase some land in Nevada, it could become beach front property in a few days.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 04:52 PM
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God takes out Haiti then Chili, I wonder if California is next? Maybe this would be a good time to purchase some land in Nevada, it could become beach front property in a few days.
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Wasn't Iceland the next target?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 06:43 PM
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Amen. And it's possible God also wanted to warn Hillary Clinton, who's supposed to visit Chile in a few days. She'll better take her wet suit with her.
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I think ex-mayor Mitchell had it on him......
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 06:47 PM
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That's where "Chili Con Carny" was invented, wasn't it?
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Yes. And they Cook it in a vile "nganga" with goat's heads and rusted spikes. Nauseating And so are Carnys. Except Li'l Davey
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:07 PM
I've got family in Chile.
THEY DIED.
How can you say that? Are you happy so many people died and those of us who are in pain suffer?
You're completely mental.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
I'm praying God hates Chilly as much as He hates Haiti!!
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Praise the Lord, it looks like God only slew the worst of the sinners, no more than a few hundred in total, the others received a forced baptism from the tsunami. Isn't our wonderful Lord most loving?
God has for more patience with these (former?) heathens than I ever could have.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 09:57 PM
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I've got family in Chile.
THEY DIED.
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So, you'll be coming into an inheritance shortly? OK, when the inheritance dries out and if it's not too badly damaged, please contact Landover for some excellent investment opportunities.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 10:01 PM
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So, you'll be coming into an inheritance shortly? OK, when the inheritance dries out and if it's not too badly damaged, please contact Landover for some excellent investment opportunities.
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I would never give my inheritance to animals like yourselves. You don't deserve to be called people.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 10:03 PM
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I've got family in Chile.
THEY DIED.
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Separation from family is a difficult and tragic thing. I'm praying you'll be reunited soon.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 10:13 PM
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Separation from family is a difficult and tragic thing. I'm praying you'll be reunited soon.
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Thanks for praying for my death. I truly hope you meet your "creator" soon. The world will sadly loose itself of one more Christian.
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Re: God strikes Chile! -
02-27-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by LogicAndReasonFirst
I've got family in Chile.
THEY DIED.
How can you say that? Are you happy so many people died and those of us who are in pain suffer?
You're completely mental.
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Just out of curiosity, what kind of heathens were they that God had to wipe them off the face of the planet? I mean, I know they are in Chile but what else did they do? Aren't you worried about when God gets some free time that he is going to clear up loose strings like you? I strongly suggest getting on your knees and pray son. It would also be very wise to contact Landover business office and create an irrevocable trust. God will see your intentions and maybe let you by. Pray son, pray.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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