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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-16-2008, 11:24 PM
Youd' never see me wearing none of that im' a real man and dress the part i dont' have to dress fancy for my job in the summer when its' hot i sometimes just wear cutoffs and work boots sometimes when the man of the house is their hell' keep an eye on me like i was going to steal something from him but im' a christian and would never do that.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
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Sister Thumper, I am concerned that this mantyhose thingy is a gateway for much worse sins!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Sister Thumper, I am concerned that this mantyhose thingy is a gateway for much worse sins!
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Oh Dear LORD Momma G that was HORRID!!!!
I wish I didn't click on that.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 03:02 AM
I thought this was a family oriented forum.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
Homerism can occur in the most unexpected of places, and let's face it, these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.
It's a disgrace.
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AMEN, Sister Talitha!
Why, it's getting so I hardly dare to open my mouth (without a fan in front of it) outside church anymore if there are men around . . . a random tallywhacker might pop up at any moment!!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 09:38 AM
It's sick, and even before Jesus cured me of homersism, I wouldn't have been caught in anything like this. It's hard to imagine what I would do if either of these two showed up at my house.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
these days you get men's Tallywackers thrust in your face all the time.
It's a disgrace.
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Perhaps you should spend less time on your knees...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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10-17-2008, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch
Perhaps you should spend less time on your knees...
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On the contrary my Dear Iron Crotch. I should be spending far MORE time on my Knees giving PRAISE to our Lord and Savior.
Jesus fills me with his Love each and every time I go down before HIM
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 01:28 PM
we should maybe take up a collection to purchase several pairs of these mantyhose. you know, for, um, investigative reasons.
DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Terrence
we should maybe take up a collection to purchase several pairs of these mantyhose. you know, for, um, investigative reasons.
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"Investigation" - is that what you're calling it now?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Terrence
we should maybe take up a collection to purchase several pairs of these mantyhose. you know, for, um, investigative reasons.
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No True Christian ™ I know would even go into a store that sells these "mantyhose".
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 05:09 PM
Don't even google manties!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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10-17-2008, 05:19 PM
Nor should you do a search for "Andrew Christian." Trust me when I tell you that there is nothing Christian about it.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 05:23 PM
Oh! Horror! More men pulling their pants off.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 06:14 PM
Jesus is crying.
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Don't even google manties!
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YIC,
Sayved
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 06:21 PM
Couldn't someone have warned me considering the disgusting content of this topic.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 06:54 PM
I just thought of something. If homers packaged those mantyhose and got the AIDS on them through their infected hands, then every homer who puts on a pair of those perverted mantyhose will also get the AIDS! Maybe we should encourage more homers to wear them.
Doon doon dooon anther one bites the dust! And another one's gone anther one bites the dust!
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Doon doon dooon anther one bites the dust! And another one's gone anther one bites the dust!
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You listen to Queen?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-17-2008, 08:31 PM
It beats listening to you
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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch
You listen to Queen?
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Re: Look What Homers are Wearing Now -
10-18-2008, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Alex the Russian
It's sick, and even before Jesus cured me of homersism, I wouldn't have been caught in anything like this. It's hard to imagine what I would do if either of these two showed up at my house.
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This is very disturbing! This "person" is . . . either there are two women in this picture or that is the gayest looking "man" on God's green earth! I'll have nightmares for weeks! You can tell what he's thinking about, and it's not that strumpet laying all over him! She's probably one of those drug addict porn stars I've heard about. Who else would drape themselves over a queer like that!
I can feel him thinking about my bottom right through the computer! Look at his eyes, like a Vampire from one of those horrible sickular movies! Thank God I've got my Lysol with me and I'm wearing my AIDS gloves! If anyone can give you the AIDS through the computer, this would be the "guy".
~~~SHUDDER~~~
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