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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:23 AM

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Yes, and I'm sure you came here very open-minded, right?
Actually yes, we and a lot of other people did. We wanted to learn, but there are some basic humane right which you would obviously deny people which I cannot stand and watch.
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He made them... so he can hate them... Hm... Isn't that just a tiny bit screwed up? Not even screwed up, just sick.
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If you're allowed to post quotes from your Christian Bible, she should be allowed to post quotes from her own Bible of a sort - Marilyn Manson obviously is wise, knowing enough, and revealing enough, of the Christian religion to really piss some people off.
He doesn't piss me off. Honesty, he makes me laugh.



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He made them... so he can hate them... Hm... Isn't that just a tiny bit screwed up? Not even screwed up, just sick.
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:25 AM

The thing is, I did come here open minded. I wanted to see if the two forum posts I had seen were just a rare immaturity that doesn't often happen on this website, but i was wrong. Everyone here is immature and close minded. I have a very open mind, to any religion as long as it doesn't try to change who I am, to any sexuality, to any SEX, to any "stereotype" and to any music. You however, clearly don't.


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The thing is, I did come here open minded. I wanted to see if the two forum posts I had seen were just a rare immaturity that doesn't often happen on this website, but i was wrong. Everyone here is immature and close minded. I have a very open mind, to any religion as long as it doesn't try to change who I am, to any sexuality, to any SEX, to any "stereotype" and to any music. You however, clearly don't.
I see. So you are open-minded only to the things that you aren't closed-minded about.

I'm sure you were all very embracing of Christianity when you signed up with the user names, "I am the Anti-Christ", "God cannot save me", and "Law trumps Bible." :rollseye:
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:27 AM

Haha, not an argument, just posting my opinions.

I'm not saying I don't agree with parts of the Bible - I do agree with the fact that truthfulness is one of the highest degrees of love that one can get to.

However, I did have a problem with this whole 'God hating fags because he hated them beore they were born, therefore he made them fags so he could punish them'.

If God is such a powerful being, why is he getting so worked up about mere humans? We are but his creations, as the Bible says, so hating someone that he created - or is going to create - is, partially, hating himself. If God made us, then we all have a piece of Him within us. Sorry, I keep forgetting to capitalize Him and His and He and whatnot - I know that's the way you like things. It's very odd, though, for me to do. I'll try to remember to do so.

So, anyway, as I was saying ... the only reason I can see God actually making homosexuals, other than puposely making them to add some variety to the world, is if he just wants to mess around with peope and have fun.

Now, why are you worshipping a God that screws around with people's lives just for the fun of it?
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I'm a person with opinions. Why can't I have opinions? You're asking me to change mine, I'm not asking you to change yours.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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This isn't about my opinion. This is about God's. He's the one who has a problem with your sins, not me.
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When did you decide not to be your own person anymore?


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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:36 AM

I'd like to know what all there demonic teenagers are doing in a thread about queer burrito chompers mocking normal marriage and offending Jesus down in Mexico.

Go make a thread of your own in the "introductions: section, and STOP DERAILING OUR THREADS!


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I'm here on this thread wondering why all of you are against same sex marriage. I've always wondered. The answer I got wasn't exactly very appealing.


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My name - godcannotsavme, although now it's been changed to satancannotsaveme - was reflecting upon my personal opinion. I have nothing against the Christia religion, except when they force it upon others - and I have the same issue with every other large religion / cult / stereotype out there. I'm simply saying that I have seen some pretty horrible things in my life, and at this point even if God himself came down before me and gave me some holy advice, I really don't think my life would be any better.

I think I am very openminded - I have tried Christianity before. I have tried Buddhism. I have tried Hinduism. And every time, I decided before too long that it is more important to me to keep my own set of ideals and beliefs, because, although the path less traveled by is definitely more difficult, it comes with better results.

Anyway, think about some of the most important people in our history; Aristotle, Sacrotes - most were sentenced to death because of their alternate way of thinking.

Same thing with Jesus.

Every generation needs their own radical thinker, because change is inevitable, and it's healthy for us as a human race.

Who am I? I am one of those *semi* radical thinkers. (:
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I'm here on this thread wondering why all of you are against same sex marriage. I've always wondered. The answer I got wasn't exactly very appealing.
Who cares what's appealing to you? We care about what God thinks. God says that queers are "an abomination" and that they deserve to be killed and that they are going to spend eternity in hell being tortured. If you don't like that, take it up with God.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How is following God's Word not being your own person? That doesn't make any sense.
You are all basically saying you have no opinion and what you are stating is "god's" opinion. What is YOUR opinion? I'm asking that. i could give a shit about god's opinion.
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