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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by I am a tool of satan
So what are you gonna do? I'm not a stupid girl who let men to do whatever they want with her, if you don't have enough self steem that's your problem, you're the one who condemned herself to a life of misery, I'm glad I'm not you. If you get an abusive boyfriend, believe me, you'll be dead very soon, let's see if "heaven" worths a tragic death and a grieving family
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You are a stupid girl, because you choose to have a finite amount of pleasure, and an infinite amount of pain once you reach hell. Read my signature, it's a simple choice, and you are CHOOSING WRONG. It's not too late, I promise.
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 08:12 PM
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You are a stupid girl, because you choose to have a finite amount of pleasure, and an infinite amount of pain once you reach hell. Read my signature, it's a simple choice, and you are CHOOSING WRONG. It's not too late, I promise.
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So... I should let a man beat the shit out of me so I can go to heaven, I must get a violent husband who abuse of me and never say anything about the domestic violence I'm suffering... is a very interesting offer, but crazy religious men are not my type, let alone the violent ones, so girls, enjoy the torture, I'll pray for you, maybe God can help you to ve a little less stupid
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 08:28 PM
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So... I should let a man beat the shit out of me so I can go to heaven, I must get a violent husband who abuse of me and never say anything about the domestic violence I'm suffering... is a very interesting offer, but crazy religious men are not my type, let alone the violent ones, so girls, enjoy the torture, I'll pray for you, maybe God can help you to ve a little less stupid
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A True Christian™ man would never brutalise his wife. Any admonishment would be in proportion to the infraction.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 08:37 PM
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...I should let a man beat the shit out of me so I can go to heaven...
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Did you ever think that maybe if you weren't so confrontational and argumentative he wouldn't have to?
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 09:27 PM
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A True Christian™ man would never brutalise his wife. Any admonishment would be in proportion to the infraction.
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Maybe that's why your wife cheated on you, because you're nothing but an idiot who thinks violence towards women is ok
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-06-2014, 09:32 PM
I knew there were women that believe domestic discipline is barbaric and old-fashioned, but I didn't think the feelings went so deep!
My dear anti-discipline friend, permit me to explain it to you. But first, I want to pray for you. Won't you kneel before the Savior and clasp your hands while bowing your head?
Father God, I just come to you in the name of Your Son, Jesus, and I lift up this poor woman whose parents were lax in teaching Your Word. Father God, I just ask You to wash this woman's brain with Your Son's Precious Blood, Lord, so that the danderites and stalactites are more in tune with the Holy Ghost, Father God. Lord, Sweet Jesus Honey in the Rock, send a man that is strong enough to lasso this filly into submission as You would have us to be as Godly women, Father God, and may she understand that it is only by being in tune with Your will that the weaker gender can enter the Kingdom, Father God. I ask all of this trusting in the power of Jesus Name, in Whom we have our Salvation® and our hope. Glory, Glory, Glory Hallelujah! Amen!
Now, dear woman, please read these things carefully:
1. Christ Himself treated His Mother - a woman He loved dearly - as if she was to be submissive:
Luke 2:49 How is it that ye sought me? Wist yee not that I must bee about my fathers businesse?
John 2:4: Iesus saith vnto her, Woman, what haue I to doe with thee? mine houre is not yet come. (In other words, what do I have to do to get you to understand, woman?)
If Christ spoke to His dear Mother in this way, don't you think He intends for us to follow His example?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would haue you knowe, that the head of euery man is Christ: and the head of the woman is the man, and the head of Christ is God.
I believe God's Word is quite clear regarding our place in this world. Because I have followed His Word, the Lord has blessed me abundantly with a thriving pie business (I sell my pie in two states and I am soon opening in Oklahoma and I will continue to open wherever Godly men want me to). This has made it possible for me to tithe joyfully unto the Lord and He continues to bless me as a result.
I pray that our Lord will open your eyes to see that I am not in bondage, but that I welcome my father's discipline and certainly respect his right to expect it from the man that will someday be my husband.
Praying,
NRL
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-14-2014, 04:31 AM
Dear Sweet Sister Lamb,
I was grieved to hear that the men were unavailable! I am praying that God sends along the right man who is worthy of all the time you waited for him! You know that "All good things take time!" Please keep us updated, and know that you are in my prayers!
God bless!
Elizabeth
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-17-2014, 02:31 AM
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Dear Sweet Sister Lamb,
I was grieved to hear that the men were unavailable! I am praying that God sends along the right man who is worthy of all the time you waited for him! You know that "All good things take time!" Please keep us updated, and know that you are in my prayers!
God bless!
Elizabeth
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Elizabeth, my dear,
One of life's lessons is that our time is not always God's time. If it is His will, I shall join my life with another. If that happens, I pray that among the sons I shall produce, I will also have a daughter as wonderful as you.
Lovingly,
NRL
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Re: Trusting Christ for Wisdom -
07-23-2014, 12:51 AM
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Elizabeth, my dear,
One of life's lessons is that our time is not always God's time. If it is His will, I shall join my life with another. If that happens, I pray that among the sons I shall produce, I will also have a daughter as wonderful as you.
Lovingly,
NRL
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You are such a gem Sister Naomi! "Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies." Proverbs 31:30. Your advice is sound and it is clear that you are a beautiful jewel in God's crown on earth.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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