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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 04-07-2013, 10:39 PM
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Yes, because the challenge was to find Biblical justification for putting her to death (you seemed quite eager to do so):



In neither of the scenarios you've brought up does anyone actually die, so yes, you're wrong.

This tells me that you don't know the Bible well enough to know whether you're obeying all 630+ commandments (which is required for salvation, as James 2:10 attests).

Aren't you worried about that?
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I am but young and have much to learn.
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"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 04-08-2013, 12:46 AM
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Don't "Dear" me if you're not near me.

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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 04-08-2013, 10:16 AM
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Don't "Dear" me if you're not near me.



Reading is easy, I am continuously reading... It is mentally digesting that is the tricky part.

I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 04-08-2013, 12:07 PM
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Reading is easy, I am continuously reading... It is mentally digesting that is the tricky part.
Do not placate the heathen, rebuke her!

Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. - Luke 17:3

For unbelievers are idiots.

A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this. - Psalms 92:6

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 10-25-2013, 06:51 AM
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My sister walked into our living room yesterday wearing a thin tight skirt, padded bras, and bright lipstick. My Dad quickly got his belt of and we both beat the sin out of her. But, how much force is necessary to punish her?
Not at all, physically punishing someone will get you inprisioned very quickly.
Anyway, how does wearing such apparel deserve being physically assaulted?
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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 10-27-2013, 04:19 AM
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A person can be forced to believe in religion if you start young. Why do you think there are so many muslims, joos, hindus, buddhist, mormons, etc? They have been brainwashed since childhood to reject the Gospel and believe fairy tales.
Says the member of a religion that beats children that don't support them. You're just as crazy as everybody else, friend!
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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 10-27-2013, 04:55 AM
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Says the member of a religion that beats children that don't support them. You're just as crazy as everybody else, friend!
Of course I beat my children. It is the duty of every Christian man to be fruitful and multiply (Gen 1:28), beat the folly out of his children (Prov 22:15) and raise them in the nurture and admonition of the Lord (Eph 6:4) so that when they grow up, they will be fruitful and multiply, beat the folly out of their children and raise them in the nurture and admonition of the Lord (Prov 22:6).

It's not like a beating is going to kill a child. Quite the opposite. Beatings save souls.

Prov 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Discipline from ungodly parents makes children bitter. Discipline from godly parents makes children better.

I notice you still haven't started a thread in the introduction forum telling us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: How hard should I beat my sister for whoring? - 10-27-2013, 10:47 AM
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Says the member of a religion that beats children that don't support them. You're just as crazy as everybody else, friend!
As an atheist, you are a member of a religion that rapes children, teaching them that homosexuality is an acceptable practice, and thereby consigning them to Hell. The only reason you don't want us to practice Biblically prescribed Christian discipline is because you want us and our children to burn with you eternally.

If spreading salvation and opposing atheism motivated child rape is crazy, then that's what I'll be.

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