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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 02-14-2012, 05:24 PM

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 02-19-2012, 04:28 PM

yeah,and it's a pathetic cult
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 02-19-2012, 04:36 PM

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yeah,and it's a pathetic cult
How can a Church that follows the word of God be a cult?

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-04-2012, 07:06 PM

Out of interest, what's the difference between a cult, sect or Church or a fan club for that matter? I've always considered myself to be a member of Our Lord Jesus' Fan Club! Praise the Lord.
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Out of interest, what's the difference between a cult, sect or Church or a fan club for that matter? I've always considered myself to be a member of Our Lord Jesus' Fan Club! Praise the Lord.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 05:30 AM

Who's to say which paradigm is of "True Christianity."
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Who's to say which paradigm is of "True Christianity."
The Bible.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 05:43 AM

The Bible was written by a bunch of people. The question is still unanswered.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 05:48 AM

I asked who, not what. The Bible is a book, not a person. Books are written by people. Third times a charm?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 05:53 AM

As a reverend why are so quick to be defensive and call me an idiot. I showed you no such animosity. If i come across as so maybe you should forgive me, show kindness and attempt to guide me to what you think is the right path rather than immediately shutting me down. Who knows, i may end up being as devoted into Christianity as you. Please show some class if you want to do your community a favor and give the right impression.
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As a reverend why are so quick to be defensive and call me an idiot. I showed you no such animosity. If i come across as so maybe you should forgive me, show kindness and attempt to guide me to what you think is the right path rather than immediately shutting me down. Who knows, i may end up being as devoted into Christianity as you. Please show some class if you want to do your community a favor and give the right impression.
Because you are an idiot; more specifically, a fool.

Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.


You have come here to mock Christians, and have made this crystal clear with your adherence to the lies of Zeitgeist. Somehow, you think we've not seen nor reviewed the lies of an Internet movie that's more than 5 years old, and which has been viewed by 50 million people.

Maybe you should figure out how to work the Search function before making a further fool of yourself.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 06:12 AM

Some things deserved to be criticized. If you didnt challenge authority we would still view the earth as flat. Immediately labeling my intentions as merely mocking reflects your own insecurity. I have not come to mock but to challenge. I came for knowledge, nothing else. And as someone like you who calls himself a reverend who cant even answer a simple question greatly disappoints me.

Ill ask again: Who, not what, is to say which paradigm is of true Christianity?
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Some things deserved to be criticized. If you didnt challenge authority we would still view the earth as flat. Immediately labeling my intentions as merely mocking reflects your own insecurity. I have not come to mock but to challenge. I came for knowledge, nothing else. And as someone like you who calls himself a reverend who cant even answer a simple question greatly disappoints me.

Ill ask again: Who, not what, is to say which paradigm is of true Christianity?
The Bible teaches us that the Earth is in fact flat.
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8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
If the Earth was round, how could one see all the kingdoms of the world from a single point of high elevation?

The authors of the Bible were inspired by God, and are therefore qualified to define True Christianity™.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 06:22 AM

Wow this place is worse than i thought? I didnt realize you guys still think the earth is flat. I didnt know people like this still existed. Fascinating.

But how do you explain these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwwioJhQzeg

Have you guys ever heard of NASA. We've been in space. I dont know if you guys have been living under a rock but we have seen the earth from the outside.
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Wow this place is worse than i thought? I didnt realize you guys still think the earth is flat. I didnt know people like this still existed. Fascinating.

But how do you explain these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwwioJhQzeg

Have you guys ever heard of NASA. We've been in space. I dont know if you guys have been living under a rock but we have seen the earth from the outside.
Yes, we have heard of the Jew sponsored fakery conspiracy organisation, NASA. It is good at special effects. I have also been shown that film Star Trek where the two robots are marooned on another world with two suns. It looked about as convincing as the stuff in your ridiculous video of lies.

You would bang into the firmament if you tried any of that nonsense for real but it's a great way to con tax dollars out of the ignorant with fables and hocus pocus.



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Wow this place is worse than i thought? I didnt realize you guys still think the earth is flat. I didnt know people like this still existed. Fascinating.

But how do you explain these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwwioJhQzeg

Have you guys ever heard of NASA. We've been in space. I dont know if you guys have been living under a rock but we have seen the earth from the outside.
I'm not even going to click on your porn link, buddy.

The burden of proof doesn't rest on me. It rests on the person who is making the claim. Since you are claiming that the Earth is round and there is no God, the burden of proof rests on you.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 03:53 PM

Porn link? Can you even read? Its from youtube. And no, the burden of proof rests on the person who claims to have the answers which is you. You cant ask someone to prove something doesnt exist. That doesnt make any sense. I could make any claim and challenge you to disprove it. See the satirical spaghetti monster paradigm. I could say anything and there would be no way for you to disprove it because there would be no evidence of it in the first place. Its an unfalsifiable hypothesis and it doesnt work when you are debating with adults.

Again, your answers on my original question are half assed. Lets back up a second.

I asked: Who is to say which form of Christianity is the right one?
You answer: The Bible
I retort: The Bible is not a person
You answer: The Bible was inspired by God.
Suppose i were to ask where you got this information what would you respond with?
"The Bible"

Your going in circles. Are you really stupid enough to believe a certain text is true just because the text says its true? Shouldnt you need other variables to support your argument? Shouldnt you have empirical evidence to back it up? If your going to believe in the Bible just because the Bible says its true than what makes the Bible different than any other real piece of literature? Why disregard older texts that seem to have so much in common with the Bible?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 04:00 PM

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Yes, we have heard of the Jew sponsored fakery conspiracy organisation, NASA. It is good at special effects. I have also been shown that film Star Trek where the two robots are marooned on another world with two suns. It looked about as convincing as the stuff in your ridiculous video of lies.

You would bang into the firmament if you tried any of that nonsense for real but it's a great way to con tax dollars out of the ignorant with fables and hocus pocus.
Explain the Moon, its round , we can tell from looking up at the sky. Explain the existence of a horizon, varying star constellations, shadows, the existence of time zones and a night and day cycle. What about the center of gravity or images from space. Even if the earth is round God would still be able to see all the kingdoms because God is omnipotent, your point is moot.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 04:05 PM

We don't believe it because it says so in the text, we believe it because GOD said it.

How can it be circular reasoning when GOD is the start of EVERY THING? Show me the beginning of a circle (hint: you can't). A circle with a beginning is a CURVY LINE!!!!

So, if GOD started it all how can it be a circle?

You can prattle on about make believe bendy lines to try and prove your made up point (which is just a THEORY) but you may as well get used to the fact that bendy lines are not circles and GOD is in charge of everything anyway so all you are doing is making a fool out yourself.

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