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09-23-2009, 05:29 PM
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the muslim religion started before the chroistian religion that is a fact, infact buhdissm was the first religion starting 6,000 years
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doo dee doo dee doo dee
Someone has bats in his belfry (and it isn't me!)
6000 yrs. is the age of the earth, and we KNOW that the buddha wasn't a contemporary of Adam and Eve.
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doo dee doo dee doo dee
Someone has bats in his belfry (and it isn't me!)
6000 yrs. is the age of the earth, and we KNOW that the buddha wasn't a contemporary of Adam and Eve.
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unless you know more than my religous education teacher then your wrong. hinduism is 6,000 years old, islam is 4,000, christianity is 2,000 years old lol, that pic is funny, by the way the romans didnt condem jesus the public did, they chose berabus instead of jesus lol
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09-23-2009, 05:35 PM
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the muslim religion started before the chroistian religion that is a fact, infact buhdissm was the first religion starting 6,000 years
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Congratulations on receiving the "How Dumb Can You Get?" award for this nonsense.
Islam was founded in the 7th century AD by Mohammed. See those two initials at the end, AD? It means "Anno Domini" or "Year of Our Lord". See, we have BC (Before Christ) and AD because Jesus lived in the first century AD. (Here let me do the math for you....Islam was founded 600 years after Christianity. Does that help?)
As for Buddhism starting 6,000 years ago....I don't know where to begin on that one. While Buddha does predate Christ by several centuries, he was merely one of the first in a long line of heretics. God created the universe and world 6,000 years ago and I don't remember hearing Buddha's name in Genesis.
That is today's history lesson for you.
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09-23-2009, 05:36 PM
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unless you know more than my religous education teacher then your wrong. hinduism is 6,000 years old, islam is 4,000, christianity is 2,000 years old
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Where's your sources on these outrageous claims?
Even secular, atheist historians would laugh at you.
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09-23-2009, 05:40 PM
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Where's your sources on these outrageous claims?
Even secular, atheist historians would laugh at you.
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you havnt answered my facebook message you tard have you, my name is sam mace, you honestly think dell has a homosexual agenda? by the way genesis is bullshit, any scientist worht his salt would laugh in your face for believing genesis, there are statues that are 6000 years old
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09-23-2009, 05:43 PM
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Congratulations on receiving the "How Dumb Can You Get?" award for this nonsense.
Islam was founded in the 7th century AD by Mohammed. See those two initials at the end, AD? It means "Anno Domini" or "Year of Our Lord". See, we have BC (Before Christ) and AD because Jesus lived in the first century AD. (Here let me do the math for you....Islam was founded 600 years after Christianity. Does that help?)
As for Buddhism starting 6,000 years ago....I don't know where to begin on that one. While Buddha does predate Christ by several centuries, he was merely one of the first in a long line of heretics. God created the universe and world 6,000 years ago and I don't remember hearing Buddha's name in Genesis.
That is today's history lesson for you.
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many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
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09-23-2009, 05:50 PM
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Where's your sources on these outrageous claims?
Even secular, atheist historians would laugh at you.
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Actually Reverend, about 100% of the mudslimes would laugh at him. Of course, they do state the joos prestole islam, but most of them would agree on Moo-hummit having lived in the 7th century. (AD in case our resident homer gets the wrong idea...)
Oh, well, I guess he deserved the award.
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09-23-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by im gay get over it
you havnt answered my facebook message you tard have you, my name is sam mace, you honestly think dell has a homosexual agenda? by the way genesis is bullshit, any scientist worht his salt would laugh in your face for believing genesis, there are statues that are 6000 years old
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I don't know. I haven't been on facebook for a while, but I'll see what you're whining about. Also, it's not nice to call a True Christian™ pastor a "tard", especially when he's demonstrated more knowledge than you.
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many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
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Uh...
Wow. You keep setting new precedence in stupidity. I think the miscalculation you're thinking of is 4-6 YEARS, not CENTURIES. Some people believe that Jesus was born in the years 4-6 B.C.
You are the first, and I mean THE First person to suggest Jesus was born in the 400s. Anything else you care to tell us? Was Moses born in 1695? Oh wait, John wrote Revelation just a couple years back, right? He posted it on his website? People just think it's 2000 years old.
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09-23-2009, 05:52 PM
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Actually Reverend, about 100% of the mudslimes would laugh at him. Of course, they do state the joos prestole islam, but most of them would agree on Moo-hummit having lived in the 7th century.
Oh, well, I guess he deserved the award.
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Brother W-O, you have to read this guy's posts! In another thread he says the US has been around for a couple hundred of years (true) but that the UK has been around for thousands of years. Apparently the Romans were met with resistance by the British Army.
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Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan! -
09-23-2009, 06:02 PM
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many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
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That makes no sense sinner. That would mean Jesus was born 300 years have there are historical and archeological proof of Christianity. So in other words you believe people were worshiping the life of a man not born yet.
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09-23-2009, 06:04 PM
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Apparently the Romans were met with resistance by the British Army.
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As were the Vikings!
"It wasn't half as hot mum!"
Oh deary me.
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09-24-2009, 12:05 PM
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you have no clue of the real world do you? in fact the majority of paedophiles are straight men!!! and priests!!! this website does spread hate, and even though it is a christian website it is still illegal to be racist and homophobic!!!! you dont have a clue, many straight people actually get aids as well!!!! dr alfred kinsey (a straight man) found out that most people are bisexual there are 9 states of sexuality, one completley straight ( almost no one) completley homosexual (almost no one) there are seven shades of grey inbetween which most of us are part of, which shows that most of us under the right conditions would engage in homosexual behaviour
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So you admit that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice and that you made a choice to be a butt pirate when you could have just as easily made a choice to have natural relations with women seeing as we're all bisexual. It is surely refreshing to finally meet a hellbound faggot who admits that it is in fact a choice and not some uncontrollable psychological state. See everyone, there is no reason whatsoever to feel sorry for homos who are persecuted because they chose to be queers.
And I would never slam my tallywhacker into another man's feces. That's disgusting!!! I made the lifestyle choice to live as God intented.
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the muslim religion started before the chroistian religion that is a fact, infact buhdissm was the first religion starting 6,000 years
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Must be the AIDS eating away at your brain, but Islam started sometime around 620 AD. Jesus and Christians are mentioned in the Koran. What next? Were the United States founded before the Injuns arrived?
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09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice, we cant control our sexuality, all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen? and america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
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09-24-2009, 05:45 PM
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i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice, we cant control our sexuality, all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen? and america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
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We are either all bisexual, in which case it IS a lifestyle choice, or we aren't. We can't magically become bisexual only when drunk, you infuriating retard.
Looky here, folks. Look at this double talking atheist faggot trying to weazel his way out of his own blunder. I guess he didn't mean to spill the beans about how faggotry is a choice. Too late, sinner. You already admitted that you chose to be a queer. No take backs.
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09-24-2009, 06:46 PM
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america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
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According to the hilarious fiction writer Gavin Menzies, the Chinese were the first to sail around the Earth. No one with half a brain in his head takes him seriously, though.
Has the GRIDS completely wasted your brain away?
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Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan! -
09-24-2009, 07:08 PM
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i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice,
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Perhaps you should have done…
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we cant control our sexuality,
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”We”? Are you the Queen of England?
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all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form,
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Ridiculous! 99.9999% of people are perfectly normal
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if they get drunk with a mate what could happen?
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"drunk with a mate”? You are wallowing in iniquity! Why should such a thing ever happen? I for one can definitely say I have never, ever, been "drunk with a mate”!!!
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Well then brainbox, why isn’t it called The United States of Ping Bong Bang?
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but they didnt go on land,
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That’s because theDepartment of Homeland Security intercepted their raft before it reached California
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however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
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Inaccurate scribblings on goat skin.
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09-24-2009, 07:23 PM
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that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen?
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Sure.... and I bet you use that excuse everytime you try to get your straight friend's drunk. Plying them with alcohol so that you can grope, molest and sexually abuse them while they're passed-out-drunk? Hey, they're bisexual anyways, right? They won't mind, right? Uhu, you just keep telling yourself that, buddy.
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09-24-2009, 09:48 PM
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Sure.... and I bet you use that excuse everytime you try to get your straight friend's drunk. Plying them with alcohol so that you can grope, molest and sexually abuse them while they're passed-out-drunk? Hey, they're bisexual anyways, right? They won't mind, right? Uhu, you just keep telling yourself that, buddy.
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actually i dont drink that much you self centered bitch, apat from smirnoff ice a little that is nice
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Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan! -
09-24-2009, 09:51 PM
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actually i dont drink that much you self centered bitch, apat from smirnoff ice a little that is nice
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Of course, you never drink that much yourself. That is the whole idea. Hard to board the floundering ship for some ars piracy when you as drunk as the target.
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Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan! -
09-24-2009, 09:52 PM
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Actually I don't drink that much, you self centered bad word censored, apart from smirnoff ice a little of that is nice.
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Gay, retarded, angry and drunk is no way to go through life, son.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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