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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
03-31-2007, 11:24 AM
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I wonder if the children mentioned in the link have been subjected to sexual abuse? Some of their behaviour appears sexualised which is anm indicator of abuse - behaviour beyond their chronological age i.e. the little girl and the doll is a little concerning!
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Well you see Mr. Bozo, this is exactly how homersexurals propagate and spread. Jesus, in His infinite wisdom, has seen to it that homers cannot reproduce. Therefore they find diabolical means to recruit the unsuspecting and the unsaved into their perverted chosen lifestyle.
All homers are child molesters, and all child molesters are homers. If you doubt this fact, then take a look at THIS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-01-2007, 01:13 AM
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Well you see Mr. Bozo, this is exactly how homersexurals propagate and spread. Jesus, in His infinite wisdom, has seen to it that homers cannot reproduce. Therefore they find diabolical means to recruit the unsuspecting and the unsaved into their perverted chosen lifestyle.
All homers are child molesters, and all child molesters are homers. If you doubt this fact, then take a look at THIS!
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-01-2007, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Right..
Admit it, you're making this up as you go along, don't you?
Your beliefs have no consisteny, and you are ready to backflip on any statement you make as soon as you fancy to change your mind..
Which you seem to do very often.
If science is about facts then how come that those "facts" constantly change and/or are replaced?
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Well, some of it is theories. And theories do change. Other times, one scientist can come up with a particular cure for something and another scientist can come up with a better cure for the same thing! Hence changing the perscription of the patient! I know it's so hard to believe, but it happens...
And I didn't make it up. This is one of the many theories of science that I picked up somewhere a long time ago.
And there ARE plates in skulls. Not china, like you would like to think. But different sections of skull that grow together as a baby matures. Similar to the plates in the Earth's crust. Just not as large. And made of bone, not rock.
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I wonder if the children mentioned in the link have been subjected to sexual abuse? Some of their behaviour appears sexualised which is anm indicator of abuse - behaviour beyond their chronological age i.e. the little girl and the doll is a little concerning!
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Psychology isn't my proffession, but that could very well be.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-01-2007, 01:35 AM
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And I didn't make it up. This is one of the many theories of science that I picked up somewhere a long time ago.
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Way to cite your references! Does that fly when you write your high school papers? No?
Then why should we accept it? We always give OUR reference. We expect the same of you . . . or is that too much for "scientists" to do?
I suppose we're expected to accept what you say on blind faith?!
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04-01-2007, 02:38 AM
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Way to cite your references! Does that fly when you write your high school papers? No?
Then why should we accept it? We always give OUR reference. We expect the same of you . . . or is that too much for "scientists" to do?
I suppose we're expected to accept what you say on blind faith?!
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Yeah, just like you accept the Bible... It's not like I want to look it up, honestly. You can if you want to. And some of your references are from YOUR site...
But honestly, think about it. Do you ever see many little kids wanting to have sex? No! Because they're not interested in it. They haven't even hit puberty yet...
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04-01-2007, 04:27 AM
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Yeah, just like you accept the Bible... It's not like I want to look it up, honestly. You can if you want to. And some of your references are from YOUR site...
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Our reference is the Bible, the Perfect and Complete Word of God. We cite it.
You "picked it up somewhere, but really, it's scienticious, so you should believe it on faith".
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-01-2007, 12:26 PM
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No friend, the child is making a choice to be a homer. This is not surprising because the child also chose not to be born white so there is no end to the evil of this demon possessed baby.
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Two questions:
How do you choose not to be born white??
Whats the different between white people and others in the eyes of God?? And whats wrong with not-white people??
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04-01-2007, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shert
Two questions:
How do you choose not to be born white??
Whats the different between white people and others in the eyes of God?? And whats wrong with not-white people??
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This thread is about queer babies, not nigras. I suggest that you ask Brother Remy, who is an ex-nigra and an expert on the subject. THIS is the link. There is also THIS thread, which may answer many of your questions.
Now kindly stop derailing our Godly forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-01-2007, 05:37 PM
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Our reference is the Bible, the Perfect and Complete Word of God. We cite it.
You "picked it up somewhere, but really, it's scienticious, so you should believe it on faith".
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Np, I believe it because it makes sense...You have a talking donkey/snake/fire bush in the Bible... HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????
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04-02-2007, 12:16 AM
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Pants! Pants! and utter pants!
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Broccoli! Shoe! Complete door! I'm really hoping that you're shouting random words because a demon has addled your mind and not because you're getting excited at the thought of seeing a finely tailored pair of pants cradle the firm buttocks of one of our fine pastors.
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04-02-2007, 12:49 AM
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Broccoli! Shoe! Complete door! I'm really hoping that you're shouting random words because a demon has addled your mind and not because you're getting excited at the thought of seeing a finely tailored pair of pants cradle the firm buttocks of one of our fine pastors.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-17-2007, 05:49 AM
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Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.
The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.
If you see any of these signs I recommend you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.
We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.
With L ve and Compassion, Sister Thumper
(this baby is Hellbound anyway for being a homer, Godless chink)
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That does not mean a thing.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-17-2007, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
No friend, the child is making a choice to be a homer. This is not surprising because the child also chose not to be born white so there is no end to the evil of this demon possessed baby.
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I may be showing my stupidity here but can a child choose to be born white or is that in fact based on the childs parents? I mean no offense here just wondering.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-17-2007, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.
The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.
If you see any of these signs I recommend you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.
We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.
With L ve and Compassion, Sister Thumper
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Oh my! This child needs either shipped to the LBC Psychiatric Hospital or sterilized (or both) immediately! A child exibiting signs of homerism this early in life should not be allowed to create offspring. Not to say that's a bad thing. There are enough Chinks as it is.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
04-17-2007, 04:05 PM
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I may be showing my stupidity here but can a child choose to be born white or is that in fact based on the childs parents? I mean no offense here just wondering.
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kiki, perhaps you've read a book called the Bible?
In it, God makes it clear that the soul exists prior to birth, and He knows the soul before it enters a body.
This means that God also (being omniscient) knows ALL the choices that soul will make in life, and whether that soul will make it to Heaven, or join the vast majority of God's creation experiencing eternal torture in God's Lake of Fire. (It's kinda like Sudbury, Ontario, but hotter and with less plant life.)
Frequently, God puts souls He knows will be damned into the bodies of people in China, or Africa, or other places where they won't hear about Jesus. You see, He already knows that they won't listen anyway, so He gives the souls which will be Saved the chance to hear.
Until very recently, all the Asian people were in Asia, and all the African people were in Africa, etc. Now, there are some of each in Godly America! Some might think that God accidentally put a potentially-saved soul into an "Asian-American" body, but let's face it, that child will still be raised with Chinese Dragons and such witchery. That soul is just as likely to be damned as one born in the deepest, darkest jungles of Canada. Hence the choice of race.
I hope this helps.
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 03:57 AM
signs your baby is going to be gay? So much for it being a choice.
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05-11-2007, 04:23 AM
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signs your baby is going to be gay? So much for it being a choice.
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That's right. Some babies choose to take up the homer hobby, in direct defiance of Christ.
Stop trying to defend such perversion, nancy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-11-2007, 04:45 AM
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That's right. Some babies choose to take up the homer hobby, in direct defiance of Christ.
Stop trying to defend such perversion, nancy.
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i'm not defending anything. just pointing out where you are undermining yourselves.
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05-11-2007, 04:49 AM
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i'm not defending anything. just pointing out where you are undermining yourselves.
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You are mocking Christ and spitting on the Holy Bible by your very presence here, sissy. God is never wrong, and He certainly doesn't need your limp-wristed help.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay -
05-11-2007, 04:58 AM
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You are mocking Christ and spitting on the Holy Bible by your very presence here, sissy. God is never wrong, and He certainly doesn't need your limp-wristed help.
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so now you can't think of an arguement but "Oh you're a bad person!" huh? never said god was wrong. just that you guys saying it's a choice, and then saying this baby is going to be gay from birth. hmmmmm.
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