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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-07-2010, 08:39 AM

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Better armed forces? Where do you buy your weapons from? Or are you refering to the Swiss army knife.
The Swedish AK5C is far better than the M4 rifle. USA buy Bofors 5.56 rounds from Sweden. On the M4 rifle it is very common that they use the Aimpoint™ dot sight. The Swiss army knife is not something that can be seen in the Swedish armed forces. Swiss = Switzerland. A country without armed forces. Not Sweden.

USA got a big but not as well equipped and trained armed forces as Sweden.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-09-2010, 08:57 PM

I believe that the King of Sweden, Karl XVI Gustaf, is the source of all evil that has plagued this land.



Karl XVI Gustaf is an ungodly Lutheran, and his ungodly practices and alliances with Satan is bringing decay upon these lands.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-09-2010, 09:04 PM

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USA got a big but not as well equipped and trained armed forces as Sweden.
Thank you, that was the funniest joke I have heard in ages. Remind me again, in how many wars did Sweden fight?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-09-2010, 10:26 PM

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USA got a big but not as well equipped and trained armed forces as Sweden.
I'm sorry, but I don't think equipping your horny army with home destilled liquor is going to win them any wars.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 11:02 AM

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I'm sorry, but I don't think equipping your horny army with home destilled liquor is going to win them any wars.
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Thank you, that was the funniest joke I have heard in ages. Remind me again, in how many wars did Sweden fight?
The fact that we once owned Finland, Denmark, Norway, Poland etc etc. Later we GAVE it back. We didn't lost it. Like USA did in Vietnam and Iraq.

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I believe that the King of Sweden, Karl XVI Gustaf, is the source of all evil that has plagued this land.



Karl XVI Gustaf is an ungodly Lutheran, and his ungodly practices and alliances with Satan is bringing decay upon these lands.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 11:14 AM

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According to the Constitution of the Realm of Sweden, the successor of the previous monarch must admit himself to the "pure Evangelical-Lutheran doctrine".
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 11:58 AM

God made everything. He took care to create borders to indicate what sort of people might inhabit that region. Here we see Sweden (and Finland); Would God Love such a place and yet play such a joke?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 12:42 PM

What is your point? I do not get it.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 12:57 PM

Below are two fine examples of the Swedish army. Note the one on your left, hi tech weapons. The one on the right, the Swedish tank.
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Below are two fine examples of the Swedish army. Note the one on your left, hi tech weapons. The one on the right, the Swedish tank.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 06:54 PM

Those soldiers are from Switzerland, not Sweden. Do it again and do it right.
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Those soldiers are from Switzerland, not Sweden.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 10-10-2010, 09:36 PM

Sweden did not "own" England and give it back. There was a time, when Christianity was still being spread from Asia Minor into Europe, that people from the Scandanvian penisula held sway over more real estate than they do today.

They did so with a brutal reign of violence. Then, as Jesus came into more and more hearts, many people saw the evil of their brutal ways. Many other people gained strength and courage from the Lord and defeated the vile, heathen invaders so that they could get on with printing Bibles and spreading the Word of God.

Peace came because God willed it. The Swedish blotch on the skin of Europe receded and now only itches in Sweden.

Now, it is true that the Bible and Christ came to the Northern reaches of Europe. But those people resisted for a long time, so it has had less time to mold their society.

Now, in America, the Bible and Christ rode in the same boat as the settlers, so you see, this very nation was founded to glorify God. Sweden was founded because the drunken Swedes needed a place to sleep it off. They fell asleep on a glacier and their clothes and tools stuck to the ice, so they figured they may as well slap together a few buildings so they could make more mead and get drunk in greater comfort.

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It is two different countries, it is like I would say that Canadian soldiers are US soldiers.
Canadian soldiers!

Now that's two words I never thought I'd see in one sentence. What would they be armed with? Moose dung and acorns?

You can't even start to compare that to the biggest and best army in the world. The U.S Army - The True Soldiers of God!


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Canadian soldiers!

Now that's two words I never thought I'd see in one sentence. What would they be armed with? Moose dung and acorns?

You can't even start to compare that to the biggest and best army in the world. The U.S Army - The True Soldiers of God!
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Even though English and Swedish soldiers are proven to be better in all sorts of tests. I do not say they are not brave men who are well trained at what they are doing, just the fact that there are armed forces out there better than them.
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Even though English and Swedish soldiers are proven to be better in all sorts of tests. I do not say they are not brave men who are well trained at what they are doing, just the fact that there are armed forces out there better than them.
Well, if by proven better in tests, you mean at drinking and sodomizing, I won't be the one to argue with you.


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Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.

Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
  1. Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
  2. Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  3. Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
  4. Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
  5. Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
  6. As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
  7. Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
  8. Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
  9. When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
  10. Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."
All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Are you f\/cking kiddin me! Do you walk into walls for no more reason than not knowning when to stop?
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