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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-26-2010, 10:06 PM
Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one.
May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!
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06-26-2010, 10:21 PM
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Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one. May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!
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Why are you even here? It seems to me you have decided to go to hell anyway, so why waste time here you could spend on masturbating and using drugs?
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06-27-2010, 08:30 PM
Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!
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Little Evidence Jesus Died on a Cross, Says Swede Scholar
(June 27) -- The crucifix is the defining symbol of Christianity, a constant reminder to the faithful of the sacrifice and suffering endured by Jesus Christ for humanity. But an extensive study of ancient texts by a Swedish pastor and academic has revealed that Jesus may not have died on a cross, but instead been put to death on another gruesome execution device.
Gunnar Samuelsson -- a theologian at the University of Gothenburg and author of a 400-page thesis on crucifixion in antiquity -- doesn't doubt that Jesus died on Calvary hill. But he argues that the New Testament is in fact far more ambiguous about the exact method of the Messiah's execution than many Christians are aware.
"When the Gospels refer to the death of Jesus, they just say that he was forced to carry a "stauros" out to Calvary," he told AOL News. Many scholars have interpreted that ancient Greek noun as meaning "cross," and the verb derived from it, "anastauroun," as implying crucifixion. But during his three-and-a-half-year study of texts from around 800 BC to the end of the first century AD, Samuelsson realized the words had more than one defined meaning.
"'Stauros' is actually used to describe a lot of different poles and execution devices," he says. "So the device described in the Gospels could have been a cross, but it could also have been a spiked pole, or a tree trunk, or something entirely different." In turn, "anastauroun" was used to signify everything from the act of "raising hands to suspending a musical instrument."
The manner in which Jesus died is further thrown into question by Samuelsson's discovery that crucifixion may have been an unusual form of punishment in the Roman Empire. Descriptions of crucifixions contained in the thousands of Hebrew, Aramaic, Latin and Greek manuscripts he examined most commonly referred to dead prisoners being placed on some form of suspension device, or living captives skewered on stakes. The first century Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger, for example, wrote about seeing a great many prisoners of war on "crosses" after one campaign. But the scribe then describes how a large number of the dead had been impaled.
"If you search for ancient texts that specifically mention the act of crucifixion [as we understand it today]" he says, "you will end up with only two or three examples."
That revelation stands in stark contrast to claims that appear in many books on the historical Jesus, as well as more general surveys of life under Roman rule, which state that prisoners were routinely nailed to crosses. (The Encylopaedia Britannica, for example, says crucifixion was an "important method of capital punishment" in Rome.)
Of course, this lack of hard evidence doesn't mean that the Roman Empire was a crucifix-free zone. Samuelsson suspects that crucifixion was simply one of a great many methods of execution employed across the empire. He notes that Flavius Josephus -- a Jewish historian and adviser to three Roman emperors in the 1st century -- recorded how Roman soldiers were allowed to use their "wicked minds in various ways to execute" prisoners captured during a Jewish uprising. This suggests that the method of Jesus' execution may have been decided by legionnaires stationed at Calvary, and not by the state.
"If we put this on the table, and think that the execution of Jesus was the result of the wicked mind of the soldiers at that very point, we can't know how he could have been executed," Samuelsson says. "The executions of that day could have taken a completely different form from ones the day before."
The Swedish scholar isn't sure exactly why the crucifix went on to become the dominant Christian motif. But this symbol only seems to have become fixed in followers' minds long after Jesus' death, as the first T and X shaped crucifixes appear in Christian manuscripts around the 2nd century AD.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Samuelsson's thesis has caused something of an unheavenly row. While fellow theologians have complimented his highly detailed research, many critics in the blogosphere have claimed that he wants to undermine Christianity. Samuelsson -- who believes that "the man who walked this earth was the Son of God, and that he will return to judge the living and the dead" -- says this accusation is simply "stupid."
"I'm really just a boring, conservative pastor and I start everyday reading the New Testament," he says. "But my suggestion is that we should read the text as it is, not as we think it is."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-27-2010, 09:48 PM
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Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!
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I am shocked and appalled by this cascade of filth that has been unleashed from hell via Sweden. They have plunged the depths of degradation to such an unspeakable level, I find it hard to look at. What foul cretins everyone in Sweden must be.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-28-2010, 08:00 PM
Let me ask them, were they there when Jesus was crucified? If not, how can he be so sure of his false claim (that he didn't back up with a scripture ofcourse)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-28-2010, 08:23 PM
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Can the Swedes get any ungodlier? Look at THIS!
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Yes I agree the article is totally wrong.
For jesus to have died on the cross or on some other device he would have had to have existed in the first place. The KJV1611 bible credits him with doing lots of "stuff" but as I have said before, no one at the time noticed and mentioned it.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-28-2010, 09:39 PM
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Okay, look at THIS! The Crown Princess of Sweden married the help!? Please! I'm going to be sick!
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I can't believe he married a negro!
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Okey, i give up because I can't stand nut jobs like you and your ignorant pages don't really bother me.... They are so screwed up beyond any doubt because you use a belief in a religion as a reason to hate. This will destroy your sanity in the long run. And the stupidity displayed kind of tells me that you will never leave your safe little world to venture out into the big scary one.
May God have mercy with you for spreding false facts and lies!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
06-28-2010, 09:54 PM
Negro?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-05-2010, 02:46 PM
I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out. Swiss is the term for something that is from Switzerland. It is an entirely different country located in the middle of Europe with neighbouring countries such as Italy, France and Austria to name a few. I'm sure you have an book of maps somewhere in your home where you can look it up. Your link that describes Sweden as a country that allows suicide clearly states that it's "Swiss". (Switzerland is actually written out in the first paragraph) If you want something that is from Sweden, it's should say Swedish, nothing else. Swiss army knifes are also not from here.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-05-2010, 03:23 PM
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I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out. Swiss is the term for something that is from Switzerland. It is an entirely different country located in the middle of Europe with neighbouring countries such as Italy, France and Austria to name a few. I'm sure you have an book of maps somewhere in your home where you can look it up. Your link that describes Sweden as a country that allows suicide clearly states that it's "Swiss". (Switzerland is actually written out in the first paragraph) If you want something that is from Sweden, it's should say Swedish, nothing else. Swiss army knifes are also not from here.
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Don't they both start with an S? Sounds like the same country to me.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-05-2010, 04:30 PM
Well you can look it up if you like to.
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07-05-2010, 04:37 PM
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Don't they both start with an S? Sounds like the same country to me.
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How are you finding things now you are in Armenia? or was it Uzbekistan you moved to?
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07-05-2010, 04:39 PM
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How are you finding things now you are in Armenia? or was it Uzbekistan you moved to?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-05-2010, 05:46 PM
"ABBA" the singing group are from Sweden and sing songs about "money money money" another foul tune called "gimme gimme gimme" was popular with the unsaved.
It is no wonder that God hates Sweden.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-05-2010, 07:25 PM
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How are you finding things now you are in Armenia? or was it Uzbekistan you moved to?
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I moved to the US actually. Shouldn't you be in Italy noodle boy?
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07-06-2010, 09:32 AM
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was it Uzbekistan you moved to?
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I moved to the US actually.
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Don't they both start with an U? Sounds like the same country to me.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-06-2010, 05:23 PM
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Don't they both start with an U? Sounds like the same country to me.
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It sounds the same to you because you're a drunk!
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And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-06-2010, 08:49 PM
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It sounds the same to you because you're a drunk!
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So you had been at the falling over water had you?
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Don't they both start with an S? Sounds like the same country to me.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-06-2010, 11:30 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
07-14-2010, 09:27 PM
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This is far by the most stupid thread iv'e seen here.
You are showing the Danish flag!
The swedish flag looks like this: Swedish flag
And your you're saying we sacrifice humans to celebrate the new year!!!
This is what we do to celebrate the new year: Happy new year to you all!
And BTW Swiss = Switzerland.
Oh and a little extra! why god hates America
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