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"But wait! Isn't this the stance of Landover Baptist Church? What are you playing at, Redeemed Papist? Have you become some sort of self-contradictory maniac?" I hear you cry.

Not at all! Read on, brethren in Christ.

The stance against evolution as total monkey-worshipping gibberish is a natural standpoint for all thinking beings who believe in God. That's our God; the one in the King James Bible.

So why are the Muslims to be scorned for thinking the same thing? It's simple, people, look at their reasoning.

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A growing number of Muslim biology students are walking out of lectures on evolution, according to a genetics professor in the United Kingdom. The students claim the course material is incompatible with their religious beliefs in creationism.

University College London professor Steve Jones recently told The Sunday Times that in previous years, most objections to his classes came from fundamentalist Christian students. He says the dissent now comes overwhelmingly from Muslim students.
First of all it's quite distressing that Christians seem to have just gone along with the science propaganda rather than want to be lumped in with their bearded moon worshipping fellow students as extremists. Once again the Muslims are taking centre stage away from us.



The video does bang on a bit but it seems that the Muslims are basing their objections to evolution on some pretty flawed reasoning. First of all they seem to believe that some guy called Mohammed was visited by the archangel Gabriel and had the word of God dictated to him in a cave or some such nonsense. This is such obvious hokum it barely deserves comment. If it was the word of God it would word for word match the Bible. This Mohammed guy talks a lot about weird stuff about how to dress and when to stone women to death for adultery and so on and at some point it seems he has a thing or two to say about the Creation. The science of Evolution therefore doesn't gel with his revelation from God so it must be false.

Muslim moon worshippers fall for this hook line and sinker and take every single word literally. They simply will not look at the evidence in front of them and come to the right conclusion about the origins of the universe.

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Some guy called Razib said: After a long time I could get this webpage. Thank to almighty Allah! I am a Muslim and I see you all are Muslims there in the discussion. I want to tell at first that as we are Muslims, we all believe Quran. In Sura Bakara, 2nd Ayat: "There is no doubt/wrong in this book"
Secondly, In 30th Sura (Sura Rum), 3th Ayat(Verse) it is said: "There is no change in the creations of Almighty Allah" which directly denies Darwin.
So far Science has proven Quran's accuracy every time, never could prove anything wrong! For medical science: the science of pregnancy is the best described in Quran - All the best Doctors all over the world from all religions.
So, we stand that Darwin's theorem is nothing but a baseless idle mind's thinking!
Please read this comment; please let all Muslims and other religion people who are seeing this program to know the real Islamic view about this subject.
I mean, if they can take what they think is the word of God literally and block out science's babblings why then are they not capable of making that final step to believing in Jesus?

So join me, brethren, in laughing at the sand nigras and their stubborn refusal to see the firmer and more perfect contradictory evidence of the Bible in the face of their own crazy superstitions about some illiterate pedo ancient mystic who heard voices in his head and got someone to write it down for him.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 12-07-2011, 04:51 PM

Oh that is hilarious, the Muslims refuse to listen to science because of what some book says!!!

As a TRUE Christian™ I just have to laughs at such closed mindedness. Next we will be hearing about Muslims who think invisible men talk to them,



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Some guy called Razib said: After a long time I could get this webpage. Thank to almighty Allah! I am a Muslim and I see you all are Muslims there in the discussion. I want to tell at first that as we are Muslims, we all believe Quran. In Sura Bakara, 2nd Ayat: "There is no doubt/wrong in this book"
Ah. The Queeran is right because it says it's right!

Circular logic, anybody?
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Secondly, In 30th Sura (Sura Rum), 3th Ayat(Verse) it is said: "There is no change in the creations of Almighty Allah" which directly denies Darwin.
. . . and Monsanto.

I look forward to them using the Queeran as their defense in lawsuits over their genetically-engineered "Frankenfoods".

Oh, and since there's "no change" in any of God's creation, per the Queeran, that poodle isn't really the product of selective breeding from long-distant wolf pups . . .


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 12-07-2011, 05:36 PM

How it should be?

Watch in horror as these children are indoctrinated in fluffy bunny Christianity from a very early age. Not a Bible in sight. And then we wonder where the ideas of the haters who come in here come from!




Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 12-07-2011, 07:07 PM

Sorry i couldent watch this to the end. This is redicilous, why dont they just get KJV Bible? wouldent it be easier and ofcourse more true? and couldent they just skip the science, this should be forbiden for children (and grown ups)

I hope that they at least teach them that the earth are flat
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How it should be?

Watch in horror as these children are indoctrinated in fluffy bunny Christianity from a very early age. Not a Bible in sight. And then we wonder where the ideas of the haters who come in here come from!
Look how these kids are being indoctrinated into Islam!



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Look how these kids are being indoctrinated into Islam!


they receive no choice from their parents but are made to follow a century old book unquestionably, and as a Christian this goes against everything I stand for
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 07:27 AM

How silly of them! They disbelieve the world around them, because of some silly book written by some "prophet" in a cave!

They should disbelieve evolution because of what the Bible tells them, not because of what their silly Koran says!


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I had attended a great seminar a few years ago. The speaker, Kent Hovind explained that Islam was a religion started by Catholics. This is how Catholics tried to win the Holy Land back! Holy cow, can you believe that!?!?


Chatolics built up the Islam, they funded Muhammed (sp?), they trained him, they sent a catholic nun out of the monastery to marry him and train him to raise up an army of Arabs to go take back the Holy Land for the Catholic church.
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Matthew 12:30*He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

It's that simple! But you don't see them writing that in their lying Koran!
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 10:37 PM

The Queeran is basically a terrorist manual. And i also heard that it contains "scriptures" defending women's rights

Narrated Mu'awiyah al-Qushayri: I went to the Apostle of Allah (pigs be upon him) and asked him: "What do you say (command) about our wives?" He replied: "Give them food what you have for yourself, and clothe them by which you clothe yourself, and do not beat them, and do not revile them." (Sunan Abu Dawud: Book 11, Number 2139) "The best of you is one who is best towards his family and I am best towards the family". (At-Tirmithy). "None but a noble man treats women in an honourable manner. And none but an ignoble treats women disgracefully".

So they are not only Jesus-deniers and terrorists, but feminazis as well?!
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-09-2012, 06:23 PM

I recall reading a thread here on the boards, about burning qurans (or how they spell their so called holy book), and I was thinking: Why don't we also burn their mosques as well?
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-09-2012, 06:35 PM

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I recall reading a thread here on the boards, about burning qurans (or how they spell their so called holy book), and I was thinking: Why don't we also burn their mosques as well?
That would be because arson is a serious criminal offence under secular law and we must follow secular law.

Maybe one day secular law will actually be the same as Biblical law...



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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-09-2012, 06:42 PM

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That would be because arson is a serious criminal offence under secular law and we must follow secular law.

Maybe one day secular law will actually be the same as Biblical law...
One can only hope that day comes
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-09-2012, 06:36 PM

Because that would be illegal!

1 Peter 2:13-17

13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.



We must follow man's law as well as God's Law.


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-10-2012, 08:58 AM

Surely we could do a symbolic demolition of a mosque if we acquired one.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-10-2012, 05:06 PM

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Perhaps we could arrange for some of the Freeholder Sunday School students do an interpretive dance at a safe distance of a real burning mosque, and call it performance art. You can do anything in this country if you call it art.


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