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If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-28-2017, 06:57 PM
Read the topic. I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-29-2017, 01:36 AM
Dear Friend,
The question is legitimate, but I must say that it wouldn't have taken too much effort from your part to shift your focus from your rectal romp to seeking the answer from the Bible. The answer is envy.
Acts 13:45
But when the Jews saw the multitudes, they were filled with envy, and spake against those things which were spoken by Paul, contradicting and blaspheming.
Acts 17:5
But the Jews which believed not, moved with envy, took unto them certain lewd fellows of the baser sort, and gathered a company, and set all the city on an uproar, and assaulted the house of Jason, and sought to bring them out to the people.
God can, however, deal with that!
Galatians 5:21
Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
It was a pleasure to help you but I should also mention that you should study Proverbs 19:15 most carefully.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-29-2017, 01:48 AM
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...I have to put some icy hot on my butthole...
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-29-2017, 06:08 AM
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Read the topic. I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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Sorry to hear about your experiences there Bubba, but the cathylicks have had a long association with the anus - and I've always been surprised that Freud didn't pick up on it - but then again I (and you) digress.
One thing of important note, and despite widespread uninformed opinions to the contrary, Jesus was NOT a Jew.
You will find the definitive and scholarly sermon on the subject by our very own Pastor Zeke at the following link:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-29-2017, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Sorry to hear about your experiences there Bubba, but the cathylicks have had a long association with the anus - and I've always been surprised that Freud didn't pick up on it - but then again I (and you) digress.
One thing of important note, and despite widespread uninformed opinions to the contrary, Jesus was NOT a Jew.
You will find the definitive and scholarly sermon on the subject by our very own Pastor Zeke at the following link:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278
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Thank you so much, Brother Bryan, for providing proper counsel to this fellow.
Perhaps you could also warn of the tingling sensations that result from applying IcyHot or other substances to one's --ahem--sensitive tissues? A cold bath and prayer are the best means of dealing with discomfort of the sort to which this person alludes.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-30-2017, 10:40 PM
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Read the topic. I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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I would think its rather common for Jews not to believe other Jews.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
07-31-2017, 02:58 PM
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I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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If you had bothered to read every thread on this forum started by a you would perhaps learn a thing or two about , life, and how to navigate your way through the sin-filled world out there. For example, so-called "doctors" are nothing but sodomite perverts. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60758
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
08-21-2017, 03:24 PM
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Read the topic. I have to put some icy hot on my butthole. Was previously finger raped by a catholic doctor the other night.
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Why did You wanted to be finger raped by a cathlick? Do not say that you did not know it's a sin.
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
08-24-2017, 11:25 PM
Jews don't believe in Santa Claus, does that mean Santa Clause is Jewish?
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Re: If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him? -
08-24-2017, 11:37 PM
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If Jesus is a Jew, how come Jews don't believe in him?
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Clearly getting raped in your butt over and over and over again has clouded your mind. Jesus is an American! Jews are those who killed Jesus and who will all burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity for refusing to worship Jesus.
Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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