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Exclamation yoyoyoy new here - 10-12-2017, 12:45 AM

yoyoyo ncie forum & all i am new here.


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Jesus Re: yoyoyoy new here - 10-12-2017, 01:16 AM

Thank you. Jesus is aware of your kind and has given us some good advice on how to proceed.

Proverbs 29:9
If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

I need my rest.


Yours in Christ,

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You seem to speak a strange mix of Ebonics and gibberish. Are you are a nigra, boy?


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Default Re: yoyoyoy new here - 12-29-2017, 09:00 AM

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You seem to speak a strange mix of Ebonics and gibberish. Are you are a nigra, boy?
I have been black most of me life only recently i is been turnin medium
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Welcome Duncan. What is it like in a cats cradle?

Any reason you are incapable of speaking like a real person or do you have one of those mental defects that some take advantage of to call you 'special' but the rest of the world simply calls you an idiot?


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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