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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
There better not be any homosexual activity going on when you're in there praying or you WILL pay a cleaning and fumigation fee.
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Upp…bwahhhh? Me? Of all people Doing homer things in Pastor Ezekiel’s tool shed? I would never. And you have my word as a True Christian ™️ on the honor of my Bible so there’s no need to check. It’s nothing more than a private prayer session between two men reciting verses excitedly to see what comes. Usually I come to see God himself talking to me, which has me down on me knees in excitement. Highly suggest you come sometime with me and try it out. Why, I may stay out of my own prayer closet for good if Pastor Ezekiel allows me to keep using his tool shed. Sure, having to unclog his pipes is a messy exchange, but that in itself is something I enjoy doing as well for Pastor Ezekiel so I don’t see any negative here.