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Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
09-17-2010, 07:29 PM
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A man was arrested in Sarasota, Fla., after he allegedly stole a copy of Sports Illustrated from the shelf and pleasured himself in the store's toy section.
According to an arrest affidavit posted on TheSmokingGun.com, a site that posts funny or scandalous legal documents, William Tyler Black was arrested Sept. 14 and charged with battery and exposure of sexual organs.
These charges have not been proven in court.
A Walmart supervisor told police the man “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.”
When police asked him what he was doing in the toy aisle, he said he was looking for a present for his daughter.
A police source told The Smoking Gun the dirtied toy was a Star Wars lightsaber, and the magazine was a Sports Illustrated with Brooklyn Decker on the cover.
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I hope this wasn't some liberal stunt in protest of anti-masturbator O'Donnell. Either way this man could use our prayers to cease his disgusting behavior.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
09-17-2010, 08:06 PM
I'll pray he goes to HELL right along with the load of millions of sperm souls he sent to HELL when he spilled his seed on Walmart's floor!
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09-17-2010, 08:08 PM
A Democrat, obviously.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
09-17-2010, 08:44 PM
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A Democrat, obviously.
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And one of those Sin Fagsisco gays. Only a openly gay man would try to secretly pollute himself at the image of another man while buying his daughter a toy. I tell you, if I meet Mr Black I find him so disgusting I would beat him until fluid gushed from his body. I am sorry, I know that is not the Christian thing to do but I am quite worked up about this story.
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09-17-2010, 09:30 PM
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A Democrat, obviously.
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Probably left handed too.
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09-17-2010, 09:56 PM
It's just lucky some infirm old lady didn't slip on that muck, there could of been a huge compensation claim looming.
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09-17-2010, 10:30 PM
Gay Rights Timeline
Once punishable by death....still illegal, reduced to jail/fine....psychiatrists considered it a disorder....legalized....increased media exposure....gay "rights" and gay marriage...gays taking over.
Masturbation Timeline
Once punishable by death....still illegal, reduced to jail/fine....psychiatrists considered it a disorder....legalized....increased media exposure....masturbation "rights"....masturbators taking over.
DO NOT BE FOOLED! The Masturbatory Agenda is going to fight to decriminalize public masturbation. They will whine his civil rights are being violated and has the right to practice his sexuality. WAKE UP AMERICA, THE PERVERTS ARE WINNING!
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09-17-2010, 10:51 PM
Every time a man spills his seed outside of his wife's baby-maker, he is committing an act of genocide! To be so brazen and unashamed about this terrible sin says a lot about where this country is going under Osambo's socialist experiment with our Christian Nation. Next thing you know, there will be an unelected czar telling us that we must "tolerate" public masturbation, just as we are forced to "tolerate" queers and immodestly dressed trollops. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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09-17-2010, 10:58 PM
The saddest thing about this pervert, who was caught masturbating in a WalMart aisle, is that his case represents only the fainest tip of the masturbatory iceberg.
Every day, literally hundreds of men around the world -- and by some estimates, thousands of men! -- are spilling their seeds for reasons other than sirring new soldiers for Christ. I'd ask you to think about it, but the thought is simply too disturbing.
But, it goes to show the depths of sin that humankind will wallow in, when Jesus is absent from the picture.
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09-17-2010, 11:28 PM
It takes a truly sick and twisted person to touch their own sex organ to gain pleasure. What bothers me the most is that these masturbaters could be anyone walking amongst us and we don't even know!
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09-18-2010, 12:09 AM
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It takes a truly sick and twisted person to touch their own sex organ to gain pleasure. What bothers me the most is that these masturbaters could be anyone walking amongst us and we don't even know!
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Oh my friend you will, look at the hands. Its a fact that men who do this vial act get hairy palms. Below are three images the first man did it 1 time, and you can see his hand, the other poor bastard can not stop himself.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
09-18-2010, 06:06 AM
How can the man have stolen the magazine if he never left the store with it?
And Brooklyn Decker? Sounds like a name for a gay boxing-porn star.
Um, assuming there is such a thing.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
11-05-2010, 03:50 AM
I will pray for him he shouldn't do that just get a girlfriend or something
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11-05-2010, 04:48 PM
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I will pray for him he shouldn't do that just get a girlfriend or something
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Yes, because fornication is much better than masturbation.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
11-05-2010, 05:18 PM
I think every man at Landover should lend a helping hand regarding this masturbation problem. I think if everyone pulled their weight, this sticky situation would be over and done with in an instant.
I recommend we sit down at a round table and apply ourselves to the situation at hand.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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11-05-2010, 08:06 PM
Brothers, as utterly repugnant and revolting this animal's actions were, let us not forget that women, too, are capable of a similar sin.
Because there are no sacred sperm involved, it may require some Bible reconnaissance to determine the exact nature of the sin, but a sin we do, indeed, know it to be.
Remember, women can mast- please don't make me write out the actual word, over and over again, one intense, mind-boggling orgasm after another. It is beyond disgraceful.
No man could possibly match the pace of a woman in the throws of multiple orgasms. The very fact that a woman can engage in such sinful behavior and leave a man completely out of the entire equation takes the sin to another level of evil.
Honestly, just writing about this is disturbing to me. I need to seek out privacy and deal with this on my own. Forgive me, brothers for even bringing this problem before you. I didn't mean to trouble you with this. None of you should be bothered with this. Put it out of your minds completely.
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11-05-2010, 08:20 PM
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Brothers, as utterly repugnant and revolting this animal's actions were, let us not forget that women, too, are capable of a similar sin.
Because there are no sacred sperm involved, it may require some Bible reconnaissance to determine the exact nature of the sin, but a sin we do, indeed, know it to be.
Remember, women can mast- please don't make me write out the actual word, over and over again, one intense, mind-boggling orgasm after another. It is beyond disgraceful.
No man could possibly match the pace of a woman in the throws of multiple orgasms. The very fact that a woman can engage in such sinful behavior and leave a man completely out of the entire equation takes the sin to another level of evil.
Honestly, just writing about this is disturbing to me. I need to seek out privacy and deal with this on my own. Forgive me, brothers for even bringing this problem before you. I didn't mean to trouble you with this. None of you should be bothered with this. Put it out of your minds completely.
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Sister,
Could you clarify something for me please? You say a woman is capable of committing the same sin, when I am next in Walmart what should I watch for to warn me that a woman is actually masturbating in the aisle in front of me? I mean with a man, his zipper would be open and his bits and bobs will be hanging out but a woman would not have to expose herself to do the dirty deed, at least that is what I have been told.
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
11-05-2010, 09:56 PM
As proof that Moolims deny God, this one actually seems to APPROVE (!!) of male masturbation, although he does, mercifully, frown upon the female variant. And yet even here he is a bit tolerant of the act, taking the liberal view that women who masturbate should not be killed, but merely flogged (at the 1:20 mark).
Masturbation is impossible without lust. Lust = adultery (Matthew 5:28) and adultery = death (Leviticus 20:10). Leave it to a mudslime to misinterpret God's law.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
11-05-2010, 10:11 PM
Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
(I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
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Re: Please pray for this chronic masturbator -
11-05-2010, 11:36 PM
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Look where masturbation got this foul sinner.
(I picked the smallest version of this image I could find, so as to not gross anybody out.)
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Too late, Brother Billy Bob.... it is too late to save that poor soul, he's done for!
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