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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 01:02 PM
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Are you native american?
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Yes, I was born in America. If you are asking if I'm an Injun, no I am not a savage.
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In what way is this abuse? he was just wondering if you are native American?
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Asked and answered.
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I'll give you some examples of societies without religion: former USSR, China, Yemen, etc. Nice places, huh?
The first thing that comes to mind to this statement is that all of those places had religions, USSR was christian. And what i can see now in sweden we are just fine without religion. We top the charts in well being and happiness. In what way are we suffering right now?
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Kid, it's not about your way of life HERE...it's your way of AFTERLIFE!!!!!
Better work on your thread in the Introduction forum BTW.
Yours in Christ,
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04-17-2014, 02:37 PM
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I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.
In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.
Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
God teaches us to be wary of these people.
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what the H*** is this lies thats not the way swedish people do and like you said beware of the false prophets who will lead you to insanity and hide the truth and give you all illusions of whats real and whats not real! if you belive in this then come to sweden and find the truth out by yourself and not from what some one is saying cus he can be fooling you without u even knowing it! and remember the mind is a powerfull tool so use it wise and dont become the false sheepard
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 02:42 PM
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Yes, I was born in America. If you are asking if I'm an Injun, no I am not a savage.
Asked and answered.
Kid, it's not about your way of life HERE...it's your way of AFTERLIFE!!!!!
Better work on your thread in the Introduction forum BTW.
Yours in Christ,
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well what do matter in this life then teach me oh mighty teacher of life!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 04:45 PM
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well what do matter in this life then teach me oh mighty teacher of life!
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Please go to the Introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favourite Bible verse is and when you started your walk with Christ?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 04:48 PM
You do realize that the flag belongs to Denmark, and not Sweden? Also, Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish author and not a Danish. And if you ever get lucky enough to drive a SAAB, you will se that it outruns almost every american car there is. I suppose that you have met some american engineers, they are terrible at their jobs.
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04-17-2014, 04:51 PM
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You do realize that the flag belongs to Denmark, and not Sweden? Also, Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish author and not a Danish. And if you ever get lucky enough to drive a SAAB, you will se that it outruns almost every american car there is. I suppose that you have met some american engineers, they are terrible at their jobs.
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Please go to the introduction forum and tell us where you go to church, what your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse is and when you started your walk with Christ.
Then we may fellowship correctly.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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04-17-2014, 04:54 PM
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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
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You do realize that the knife is from Switzerland, and not Sweden? It has the Switzerland's flag on it and everything.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 05:10 PM
Do all the Swiss nag so much?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:17 PM
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Do all the Swiss nag so much?
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Do all the americans skip geography in school?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:22 PM
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Do all the Swiss nag so much?
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And, you look fat in your profile picture.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:25 PM
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Do all the americans skip geography in school?
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And, you look fat in your profile picture.
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Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:35 PM
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And, you look fat in your profile picture.
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Are all Swedes as brave as you?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:35 PM
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Ad hominem attacks, that is so mature of you.
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I can only refer to this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 06:52 PM
Please receive this map of Europe with the flags of each country as a peace gift:
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...ica_(1939).png
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:05 PM
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Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:09 PM
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And, you look fat in your profile picture.
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I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, but it won't work dear. I'm far too joyful in the Spirit to let the insults of a sad and lonely bully affect me. I know the LORD has blessed me with a healthy physique, glowing skin, and an enchanting countenance. I don't let it lead me to pride, however, as I know it is naught but a gift from God. If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.
I know who can offer you that peace.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:13 PM
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Anyone can make up flag patterns and put it on the internet. If you wish for a helpful reference of the world, you need look no further than Pastor Bathfire's Informative World Map.
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I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:24 PM
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I can see he put a lot of work on that map, impressive work indeed.
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What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:24 PM
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I know you're just trying to hurt my feelings, (...) If anything, your rude comments inspires me to pray all the harder for you, as you are obviously deeply wounded, and in need of Peace.
I know who can offer you that peace.
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Amen Sister!
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And, you look fat in your profile picture.
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Ephesians 4:31; Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:33 PM
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What i love about that map is that the guy that made it is a "Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance"
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What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin
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