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What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-17-2012, 09:34 PM
Dear Brothers and (he reluctantly adds) Sisters,
In the modern world, there are some perversions so foul that never in the history of the world had they gained any purchase. But the Bible, of course, contains all answers for all time. So my question is, to what Scriptural verses should I cite when preaching against the evil of...
cunnilingus?
Any help to let me put an end to this insidious epidemic by Scriptural citation would be MOST welcome. Unfortunately Rev. Rodimer had suggested to some his view that this was perfectly fine, and as usual I'm left to clean up the... mess.
Ugh.
And by "cunnilingus" I mean especially the debasement by which the male kneels (usually completely nude) and places his face down between the smooth thighs of the woman, and presses his nose/face/lips/tongue against her clitoris or swirling around the hood of her rodimer until she is aroused or panting or grinding her juicy sex all over his face, possibly grabbing the back of his head or running her fully extended fingers through his thick head of hair?
Ugh.
This is not... technically... gay, since it involves a man and a woman. And assume they are married and the man spills no seed. But...
Ugh.
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BAB
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? -
11-17-2012, 09:49 PM
No man should ever be tortured that way.
God clearly doesn't allow it: Colossians 3:5 "Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry"
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-17-2012, 10:22 PM
I think Brother Percy covered this subject quite eloquently in this thread:
Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=75715
Sodomy is sodomy – even if it's with the tongue. Lezbeans engage in this and it's strictly homer behavior – even between a man and a woman.
Jesus is not amused, case closed.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-17-2012, 10:53 PM
Unfortunately, among a certain element outside Freehold, the practice has become rather.... ingrained....
God help us!
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-17-2012, 10:58 PM
Oh yuck! People actually do that? I don't even like to look at genitalia, let alone have it right up in my face like that.
Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
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11-17-2012, 11:11 PM
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Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
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Sister, I think that's part of the attraction.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-17-2012, 11:53 PM
At least there is not uniform enthusiasm for the practice...
As you can see from this fairly typical young couple...
You can almost see him thinking.... "Not again?"
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 02:29 AM
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Oh yuck! People actually do that? I don't even like to look at genitalia, let alone have it right up in my face like that.
Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
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I believe that degenerates call it a "borrowed beard".
Nothing fills me with greater horror than the thought of any of my late wives, or my Puerto Rican housekeeper, Abelinda, thrusting their lady parts in my face, flushed, as I pant for oxygen.
These practices are nothing short of sodomy.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 04:22 AM
As I understand it, this behavior is a lezbianic practice. No man has ever performed it to my knowledge. Even buck nigras in heat won't debase themselves in that way.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:23 PM
It seems this particular outbreak may be linked to a sushi place outside Freehold serving edamame -- salted or sugared green peas in the pod that are pushed out with lips, tongue, or teeth...
EDAMAME IS A GATEWAY TO SODOMY!
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:34 PM
Mom says she's never heard of cunnilingus, but that it sounds Mediterranean and we don't eat socialist food in this house. I will do a Google search on it.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:38 PM
Ew.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:44 PM
Dear Junior Brother,
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Originally Posted by George W. Jenkins
Ew.
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In the future, do NOT use Google. Only use the Landover Baptist True Christian™ search engine, the index of your KJV1611 Bible.
Yours in Him,
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:50 PM
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Dear Junior Brother,
In the future, do NOT use Google. Only use the Landover Baptist True Christian™ search engine, the index of your KJV1611 Bible.
Yours in Him,
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Thank you, Uncle BaB. My father was very upset by the images of gyros that I found searching for Mediterranean food. It will not happen again.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 01:53 PM
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Thank you, Uncle BaB. My father was very upset by the images of gyros that I found searching for Mediterranean food. It will not happen again.
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You're a good and Godly boy. Here's hoping that by the time you're of age, we've found a cure for women.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 07:21 PM
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You're a good and Godly boy. Here's hoping that by the time you're of age, we've found a cure for women.
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My dad always says the cure for women is breast cancer.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
At least there is not uniform enthusiasm for the practice...
As you can see from this fairly typical young couple...
You can almost see him thinking.... "Not again?"
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I don't see him thinking "not again"; I see him ready to barf. She is also enticing to induce him with a "pie". A red encrusted pie. Is she trying to talk him into getting his "red wings"?
Check that out on satanpedia.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 07:47 PM
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Ew.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-18-2012, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
I don't see him thinking "not again"; I see him ready to barf. She is also enticing to induce him with a "pie". A red encrusted pie. Is she trying to talk him into getting his "red wings"?
Check that out on satanpedia.
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At least she's not tempting him to get his brown wings.
Women: does anyone really understand them?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone) -
11-19-2012, 12:11 PM
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My dad always says the cure for women is breast cancer.
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No relationships with women or men?
Lets make up our minds.
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