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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 11:42 AM
As an Englishman, I find the American attitude to spelling, grammar and punctuation to be inherently lazy. However, the Lord has chosen the US to be His country, and thusly, the American version of English is the correct one. Fact.
As for this Angels character, why do you pretend to be English? Everyone can clearly see that you are not well educated. I'd say by your mockery of both British English and Yank English, you're probably French. Bugger off back to your snails, will you?
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 12:21 PM
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By jove, I think she's got it.
Congratulations, Sister Angels, so please go forward with your exchanges with Brother Johnnyboy.
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Thankyou, i hope that the good people can see that, I am at least working hard at putting more effort into my words.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Max Bayes
As an Englishman, I find the American attitude to spelling, grammar and punctuation to be inherently lazy. However, the Lord has chosen the US to be His country, and thusly, the American version of English is the correct one. Fact.
As for this Angels character, why do you pretend to be English? Everyone can clearly see that you are not well educated. I'd say by your mockery of both British English and Yank English, you're probably French. Bugger off back to your snails, will you?
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How Dare you sir. I am most certainly not French. I am English and proud to be so. You Sir are just here to add more insults, then fine. Be my guest Take the mick out of me, I really couldn't care less about a rude arrogant Englishman, that shows why as a country, we are not cared for, or indeed wanted. I do not have to answer to you, infact I will not waste my time on you.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 12:47 PM
Mr Max Bayes, I find you're comments both unfair and untrue. At least have the good grace to get to know me before you throw insults and lies at me. I am feeling really upset with you right now, As an English woman, I already have enough bias against me, but for a man from my own Country to ridicule me is totally out of order Sir.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 12:58 PM
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How Dare you sir. I am most certainly not French. I am English and proud to be so. You Sir are just here to add more insults, then fine. Be my guest Take the mick out of me, I really couldn't care less about a rude arrogant Englishman, that shows why as a country, we are not cared for, or indeed wanted. I do not have to answer to you, infact I will not waste my time on you.
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Miss angels,
For todays lesson in writing skills, please read the above post and make any corrections needed. Proof reading ones own writing is a valuable learning aid. Good luck!
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 02:34 PM
Dear Johnnyboy,
As you asked. I have corrected my post.
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Originally Posted by angels
How dare you Sir. I am most certainly not French. I am English and proud to be so. You Sir, are just here to add more insults?. Then fine. Be my guest .Take the mick out of me. I really couldn't care less, about a rude arrogant Englishman. That shows why as a Country, we are not cared for, or indeed, wanted. I do not have to answer to you, infact I will not waste my time on you.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 02:41 PM
It got worse.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 02:51 PM
Miss angels,
God knows you are trying. On a positive note, please neatly type a description of the apple pie you baked. Also, please tell us what scriptures you studied in your KJV1611 Bible last night.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by angels
Mr Max Bayes, I find you're comments both unfair and untrue. At least have the good grace to get to know me before you throw insults and lies at me. I am feeling really upset with you right now, As an English woman, I already have enough bias against me, but for a man from my own Country to ridicule me is totally out of order Sir.
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Oh stop whinging woman, should'nt you be doing the dishes or something
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 04:52 PM
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Oh stop whinging woman, should'nt you be doing the dishes or something
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Don't kill my thead!!! I'm working on something important here!!!!
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 05:07 PM
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Don't kill my thead!!! I'm working on something important here!!!!
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Perhaps this budding romance should move to the "Meet Christian Singles" forum. I see the Miss VictoryOS found a fine husband there. Perhaps you will find an excellent wife, possibly Miss Angels, on that more appropriate forum!
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus
Perhaps this budding romance should move to the "Meet Christian Singles" forum. I see the Miss VictoryOS found a fine husband there. Perhaps you will find an excellent wife, possibly Miss Angels, on that more appropriate forum!
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Brother Lazarus,
Let me assure you my ONLY intention concerning the charming Miss Angels is her improved typing skills. Although there were peripheral references to things such as "biscuits and gravy", and "catfish", these were merely educational tools. Having a nice young English lass type "fish and chips" would do her no good at all.
Miss Angels,
Due to the high traffic on this particular thread, perhaps we should continue your typing lessons at the Christian Singles Forum. That way we can have one on one instruction, without tying up this thread.
Thanks,
Johnny
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Johnnyboy
Brother Lazarus,
Let me assure you my ONLY intention concerning the charming Miss Angels is her improved typing skills. Although there were peripheral references to things such as "biscuits and gravy", and "catfish", these were merely educational tools. Having a nice young English lass type "fish and chips" would do her no good at all.
Miss Angels,
Due to the high traffic on this particular thread, perhaps we should continue your typing lessons at the Christian Singles Forum. That way we can have one on one instruction, without tying up this thread.
Thanks,
Johnny
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Dear Johnny,
That will be a good idea.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
When God chose England to produce the KJV1611, he foresaw that this was the turning point of history.
The KJV is perfectly spelt. It is inerrant and it is in the very language that the Pilgrim Fathers took to America. Once they were safely ensconced in His favourite country, God abandoned England and the rot set in.
In an attempt to give everyone prizes, the British education system has dumbed down so even the illiterate and innumerate are considered “valuable members of society” each with their “own gifts” and are awarded impressive qualifications in "being a nice person" and "fulfilling their potential" (which was nil.)
A child of 16 will leave school unable to count over 10 without taking his shoes and socks off, and with his ability to spell unaltered from the time he entered the public school. Conversation is limited to what is on TV and even then is restricted to mono-syllabic grunts.
Asking for capitalization or grammar is the same as asking a messican’t to get the job done on time.
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Never have i read so much drivel, Your american lack of real education
has in turn led to the US of A having one of the highest murder rates
in the world.
That is fact, Unlike hysterical ravings.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 06:16 PM
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Never have i read so much drivel, Your american lack of real education
has in turn led to the US of A having one of the highest murder rates
in the world.
That is fact, Unlike hysterical ravings.
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Thank you for signing up for the class. In the future, please remember to press the "shift" key when typing "I". This has been a recurring problem with Brits of late. Also, there is no need to capitolize "Unlike", because it follows a comma.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by sun over land
Never have I read so much drivel. Your American lack of real education has in turn led to the US of A having one of the highest murder rates in the world.
That is fact, unlike hysterical ravings.
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I fixed your punctuation and capitalization errors. I guess that superior British education isn't so good after all.
It figures that you can't write. You certainly can't read. You failed to read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. You failed to thoroughly examine the "Noobs" thread. You failed to post your introduction in the proper place.
Please observe protocol and read the noted threads. Post your introduction. Please be both polite and informative.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Lazarus
I fixed your punctuation and capitali sation errors. I guess that superior British education isn't so good after all.
It figures that you can't write. You certainly can't read. You failed to read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. You failed to thoroughly examine the "Noobs" thread. You failed to post your introduction in the proper place.
Please observe protocol and read the noted threads. Post your introduction , please be both polite and informative.
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Politley corrected.
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-26-2009, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nemesis
Politley corrected.
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It's obvious you can't use spell check. it's "Politely" not "politley". It's "capitalization" not "capitalisation"
"Post your introduction , please be both polite and informative." is incorrect. "Post your introduction. Please be both polite and informative." is correct.
American English is the only accepted language on this forum. Drop the "u"s after the "o"s. Color is not spelled "colour". Favorite is not spelled "favourite". Pedophile is not spelled "paedophile".
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-28-2009, 12:33 AM
Well meh, ill continue typing real english.
Fact of the day (check this if you wish/research): America and never defined its actual language, American English was a different section of the Queens english, it was polluted with slang but then corrected to become more socially correct when the white house went boom .
British English (Come on England +1 Europe) does actually OWN (not used in a pun manner) American English, and American English is not an actual language - FACT.
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lol apparently this forum has decided im going to hell when i follow the closest orginal bible's rules, (mighty forum is not arrogant of course ) Oh it also apparently says i dont believe in christ which is alot of bollocks to be fair. Learn 2 Knowledge .
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Re: Why can't the English type? -
06-28-2009, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by failmachine
Well meh, ill continue typing real english.
Fact of the day (check this if you wish/research): America and never defined its actual language, American English was a different section of the Queens english, it was polluted with slang but then corrected to become more socially correct when the white house went boom .
British English (Come on England +1 Europe) does actually OWN (not used in a pun manner) American English, and American English is not an actual language - FACT.
P.S
lol apparently this forum has decided im going to hell when i follow the closest orginal bible's rules, (mighty forum is not arrogant of course ) Oh it also apparently says i dont believe in christ which is alot of bollocks to be fair. Learn 2 Knowledge .
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I am an expert translator. I understand Gullah in it's most obscure forms. I can translate early gibberish in its variations from the 6th century all the way to modern gibberish into understandable modern American English. I have to admit I have no idea what this failed machine is saying. Perhaps this is some sort of 1972 Pinto wannabe?
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