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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-13-2010, 04:52 AM

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This is a Christian forum, not some satanic punk music website. Anyone who doesn't embrace Jesus fully is on satan's side. Read the Bible and throw away those devil records.
Gasp!!!! Why my band is nothing close to being a 'devil record'
You try and call my Chem emo now. Our new stuff is no emo. xP haha


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-13-2010, 01:31 PM

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You try and call my Chem emo now. Our new stuff is no emo.
What is "Chem emo"? Is it the reason you are incredibly ugly? Please put a paper sack over your head and leave the decent people alone. If you draw a smiley on it some people might even start to like you.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-13-2010, 05:38 PM

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What is "Chem emo"? Is it the reason you are incredibly ugly? Please put a paper sack over your head and leave the decent people alone. If you draw a smiley on it some people might even start to like you.
It's My Chem, an abbreviation for My Chemical Romance you idiot. And I know I'm ugly, I never denied it. But hey, you're ugly too, and I bet your insides aren't f*cking pretty either. And I do smile, more than you most likely.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-13-2010, 09:17 PM

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It's My Chem, an abbreviation for My Chemical Romance you idiot. And I know I'm ugly, I never denied it. But hey, you're ugly too, and I bet your insides aren't f*cking pretty either. And I do smile, more than you most likely.
Your band was one of the most perverted, depraved, disgusting things ever unleashed upon the 80s.

Need I remind you?

Those with weak stomachs, do not watch!



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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-14-2010, 12:50 AM

Woa woa woa!! Chill your beans all of you D; Arguing won't solve anything.

@Cranky Old Man; No need to be mean to him

@Party Poison; No need to rise to it! [[ P.S. I think Lyn-Z would have something to say about you 'being ugly!' ]] Keep smiling, you're not ugly.

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-14-2010, 12:54 AM

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@Cranky Old Man; No need to be mean to him
I disagree. Some people have to wake up and smell Hell so they can stop wasting their life and start working on getting Saved®. Nothing like some tough love to set someone on the right path.


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Woa woa woa!! Chill your beans all of you D; Arguing won't solve anything.

@Cranky Old Man; No need to be mean to him

@Party Poison; No need to rise to it! [[ P.S. I think Lyn-Z would have something to say about you 'being ugly!' ]] Keep smiling, you're not ugly.

@Rev. Rodimer; I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong band there!
Dear Fool;

Kindly keep your unsaved opinions to yourself. This is a Christian forum.

We know who, how and when to rebuke, because we are filled with the HOLY SPIRIT!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-14-2010, 10:27 PM

@Cranky Old Man - Each to their own I suppose :/

@Pastor Ezekiel - I'm sorry if you think I'm a fool, for trying to keep everyone on good terms I was simply pointed out that Party Poison and Cranky Old Man didn't to squabble, and that the above mentioned video was for the wrong band
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Thumbs down At war an emo was cheaper than a bullet - 12-15-2010, 04:58 AM

I remember when I was at war, hanging yourself was one of the last things you would do. There were near no trees! You were busy trying to kill english men and mormons with a knife because the army didn't wanted to pay for bullets, I've lost very brave men in a single ambush. If you were an "emo" you would be left to guard the airstrip(there was only one airstrip in the entire island, it was suicide).

And what's that about the "Black Parade", it sounds like marketing for me.
"Come, children, come, hang yourself and go to the Black Parade where you can rape yourself over and over and over..."-My Chemical Romance


Gays are an abomintation. Want any proof?

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I remember when I was at war, hanging yourself was one of the last things you would do. There were near no trees! You were busy trying to kill english men and mormons with a knife because the army didn't wanted to pay for bullets, I've lost very brave men in a single ambush. If you were an "emo" you would be left to guard the airstrip(there was only one airstrip in the entire island, it was suicide).

And what's that about the "Black Parade", it sounds like marketing for me.
"Come, children, come, hang yourself and go to the Black Parade where you can rape yourself over and over and over..."-My Chemical Romance
As much as I respect your willingness to fight for what you believe in, I don't respect your attempt to misquote My Chemical Romance, and expect me to just sit there, and not point this out. :'] Please re-read the lyrics, or show me the interview in which you found this quote for proof. Who knows, maybe you're reading it out of context? If you do find proof, then I will happily apologise! :]
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-15-2010, 12:56 PM

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You could not be more wrong. There is but one way to interpret the Holy Bible: literally! It is explicitly not allowed to add or remove things from the Bible!

Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
AMEN and thank you!

Ecclesiastes 10:12
The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-15-2010, 03:15 PM

And you people believe that when you die, you put on a robe, grow wings and sit on a cloud for all eternity with a big guy with a long white beard. Every religon (I'd only call yours a religon if I was feeling generous. Yours is more of a cult) has their own quirky beliefs on the afterlife. The only difference is that you people and so arrogant, narrow-minded and stupid enough to believe that every one else is wrong just because you read it from some book that has no relevance to reality at all.
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And you people believe that when you die, you put on a robe, grow wings and sit on a cloud for all eternity with a big guy with a long white beard. Every religon (I'd only call yours a religon if I was feeling generous. Yours is more of a cult) has their own quirky beliefs on the afterlife. The only difference is that you people and so arrogant, narrow-minded and stupid enough to believe that every one else is wrong just because you read it from some book that has no relevance to reality at all.
Saying things like that are hardly going to help. :/ Personally, I don't think Christianity is a cult.
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Saying things like that are hardly going to help. :/ Personally, I don't think Christianity is a cult.
Who said I was trying to help? Ha. Either way, I'm not calling Christianity a cult. I'm calling this place and what they believe a cult, because from what I read on here, they sure as hell aren't Christians.
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they sure as hell aren't Christians
So according to you people who follow the Holy Bible to the letter are not Christians?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-17-2010, 01:49 AM

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So according to you people who follow the Holy Bible to the letter are not Christians?
Exactly. Just because you read a cook book doesn't make you a master chef.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-17-2010, 06:02 AM

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And you people believe that when you die, you put on a robe, grow wings and sit on a cloud for all eternity with a big guy with a long white beard.
Angels are a separate species created by God.

The Bible tells us that at death, we are dead and unknowing until the Resurrection at Judgment, when every HUMAN will be resurrected into a HUMAN body.

No wings.

The Biblical description of the afterlife has nothing to do with "sitting on clouds". Maybe you should try reading the Bible before telling us what it says.

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Exactly. Just because you read a cook book doesn't make you a master chef.
You've never even read the cook book, so you cannot know what is in it; you've heard half of an episode of a show on the Food Network about cajun cooking and assume that our chocolate cake is made with crayfish and andouille sausage. Evidence is plain in your beliefs about the Christian afterlife, which have nothing to do with the Bible.

Let me guess, you think that a Christian should ignore the Bible and instead make up his own fluffy-bunny religion, because that is RESPECTING GOD?


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 01-04-2011, 03:30 PM

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Saying things like that are hardly going to help. :/ Personally, I don't think Christianity is a cult.
You go girl! Christianity isn't a cult, but the way some churches are.... You start to wonder. Where I grew up we had like, 10 churches on one block. It was disturbing only because the churches were divided. They wouldn't associate with eachother, they all believed pretty much the same thing but they were all stuck up in their own way. Don't get me wrong, they were nice people, but they refused to associate with a church just because they dressed a certain way, and I'm not talking about the way I'm dressed, I'm talking about the way people dressed in the 70's and 80's just more toned down. It was odd.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 01-16-2011, 12:54 AM

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Angels are a separate species created by God.
I have a question. How do man know what are angels, and from where we learned that Satan was before a angel of God called Lucifer(or Luzbel)?

I also heard that angels aren't the only espiritual being with God, there are like a classification, and that angels are the lowest in rank(above them are the arcangels, and there are above 6 more clases above), so, does anyone know all the classes or ranks of beings that are in heaven?


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Leviticus 20.13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 01-16-2011, 01:16 AM

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I have a question. How do man know what are angels, and from where we learned that Satan was before a angel of God called Lucifer(or Luzbel)?
We know about angels because the Bible goes into great detail describing them and their activities. The Bible clearly states Satan was an angel, and his foul demons are also angels, though fallen ones.

"And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him." Revelation 12:9

"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High. Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit."
Isaiah 14:12-15

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I also heard that angels aren't the only espiritual being with God, there are like a classification, and that angels are the lowest in rank(above them are the arcangels, and there are above 6 more clases above), so, does anyone know all the classes or ranks of beings that are in heaven?
There are different types of angels, though I think the only people who've tried to rank them are the catlicks. I believe Aquinas gives a ranking in his Summa Theologica, but since it's catolick nonsense there's probably nothing worth noting in there.

That said, here are a few verses that do prove there are different types of angels:

"Above it stood the seraphims: each one had six wings; with twain he covered his face, and with twain he covered his feet, and with twain he did fly." Isaiah 6:2

"So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life." Genesis 3:24

"Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee." Jude 9


"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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