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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 06-28-2011, 05:54 PM

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Somewhat like the Bible then, no?
No


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-05-2011, 06:06 PM

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You are the stupidest block of shit i have ever had the misfortune to meet. I hope that you never have children so you don't pass on your crazy ideas to the future generation. I don't believe for a second that you have of masters degree from anywhere and if you did it just means your stupider than i thought. To have been taught science and simply ignore it is foolish. You idiots just use the literal interpretation of the bible to make excuse for your white supremacy and homophobia. You are and insult to man kind.
Why would anyone need to "justify" deploring homosexuality? Who are you to argue with the clearly stated Commandments of God?

This sort of vitriol is what we've come to expect from atheistical evenagelists, alas. Once their so-called science is challenged by the word of God it's no wonder they begin to become angry. I'd be fearful and blustering if I went against my Creator and started to question His will. The fear of Hell would be upon me and the loss of the ascent to everlasting life with God in Heaven would fill me with despair. Thankfully my parents loved me enough to help me reisist this sort of plausible Satanism when I was vulnerable.

There is still time for you to reject this ridiculous nonsense that simply can't be true if you think about it for more than a few seconds after accepting Jesus into your heart.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-06-2011, 10:10 AM

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Birds lay eggs
Bats give birth like mammals. Thats why they are mammals and eagles
are birds.
Just because your hateful "science" has hijacked the word "bird" and twisted its meaning...

Mice have wings, I suppose? No - then why argue with what God has clearly designed to be a bird simply because He chose to make it in a way that is pleasing to Him.

Next you'll be saying that cows or elephants or some other so-called mammal will "evolve" wings and fly. There's a reason why birds made by God have wings and that reason is found here:

"20And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky.” Genesis 1:20

Yes, not "mammals" - birds! Imposing your crazy ideas onto us doesn't change that.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-21-2011, 11:19 PM

You have possibly just named 99.99999999999999999999999% of the human population.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-27-2011, 07:00 PM

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Hrm, well that eliminates pretty much everyone. Can the unsaved really not see the Lord's light through these intangible rantings?
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-27-2011, 07:07 PM

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You have possibly just named 99.999999999999999999999% of the human population.
That means only 0.000000000000001% of the human population shall be saved by the grace of the Lord; True Christians™ only.

Make your choice.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-31-2011, 06:55 AM

Even though it is known that the world has not existed for millions of years, and that humans did not evolve from ape-like creatures--- why is it not possible for natural selection to be true after the worlds creation?
We see germs and other microscopic organisms adapt to different conditions and environments everyday. And, humans are naturally getting taller every few generations. It all sounds like evolution to me.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-31-2011, 07:29 AM

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Even though it is known that the world has not existed for millions of years, and that humans did not evolve from ape-like creatures--- why is it not possible for natural selection to be true after the worlds creation?
Because it is nonsense. God created everything, so there is no need for any improvements. Everything is already perfect.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-31-2011, 12:04 PM

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We see germs and other microscopic organisms adapt to different conditions and environments everyday.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-31-2011, 06:22 PM

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...And, humans are naturally getting taller every few generations. It all sounds like evolution to me.
Even the scientists say that that's due to better nutrition and medical care, not evolution.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 04:58 PM

Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus, Satan or God. The reason for this is because I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.
I have to say though that after reading a fair few posts here I have decided that IF these imaginery beings DID exist, I think I would be far better off worshipping Satan. Judging by the statements made here it would appear that he is far more powerful than your 'God', and thus would be a more deserving deity to bow before.
I hope one day soon all Christians come to their senses and join the rest of the human race in moving forward, rather than trying to hold us all back.
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Greetings primitives!
I worship neither Jesus, Satan or God. The reason for this is because I am intelligent enough not to believe in magic or the supernatural.
I have to say though that after reading a fair few posts here I have decided that IF these imaginery beings DID exist, I think I would be far better off worshipping Satan. Judging by the statements made here it would appear that he is far more powerful than your 'God', and thus would be a more deserving deity to bow before.
I hope one day soon all Christians come to their senses and join the rest of the human race in moving forward, rather than trying to hold us all back.
Peace out idiots :-D
Please tell me you see the breathtaking irony of someone who considers themselves a monkey calling US "primitives."



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 09:39 PM

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It does not require intelligence to not believe in God. Lampposts and tampons don't believe in God.
Actually I would say that a severe lack of intelligence is a pre-requisite to believe in a non existant entity (that would be 'god' in case you're wondering)
I find your response to my initial comment juvenile and irrelevant. Lamp-posts and tampons are inanimate objects, hence the stupid comparison. Not that I expected much more from the mentally challenged :-D
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 10:05 PM

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Please tell me you see the breathtaking irony of someone who considers themselves a monkey calling US "primitives."
I admit that would be ironic, if of course I considered myself a monkey, which I don't and nor did I proclaim to be.
Oh and the reason I consider you primitive is because you, and your ilk are around 2,000 yars behind the rest of the human race. Come on my idiotic friend....pull your bible out of your arse and join the 21st century! You can do it! You might even like it. :-D
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 10:32 PM

I have posted three comments prior to this one and have already received three 'infractions' :-P
I'm unsure how many more would merit a ban from this so-called forum but I implore you; do not waste any more of your time, ban me now because you cannot 'save' me. The reason being that I am in no immediate danger and have no need for a 'saviour'.
As it happens, I am here to try and save YOU. From what? From your own stupidity and backwards thinking brains (anyone who says they think with their heart is most definitely backwards) Please wake up and see that you have been wasting your lives. Live your life day to day knowing none of your actions will have any negative effect when you die. There is no heaven or hell, only nothingness.
ENJOY life, set yourself free from your self imposed religious restraints and even indulge your obvious latent homosexual tendancies (because, reading between the lines here, there are quite a few of you here...too many of you describe yourselves as 'definitely NOT gay'...give me a break closet freaks)
Sadly though I know my words fall upon ignorant ears and that my help is not wanted here. You label ME 'unsaved trash'? I could say the same about YOU.
Peace out primitives
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 10:39 PM

Why would we ban you, my friend? Such hatred of Jesus Christ serves a purpose for other filthy sinners that only come here to mock us. To read your posts and then look in the mirror at what degenerate and foul sinners they are as well.

No, we will always leave your posts available as proof of the inevitable rage and corruption of character that comes as a consequence of the decision to shun your Creator.

We will pray for you.

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I worship neither Jesus
There is only one Jesus.

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Satan or God.
Satan or God what?

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 09-01-2011, 10:59 PM

Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?
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Congratulations 'MitzaLizalor', you have just reinforced your own glaring idiocy!
Do you not understand simple sentence structure? I started my first post saying; I worship neither Jesus, God or Satan. That simply means that I do not worship Jesus, I do not worship God and I do not worship Satan.
That was one sentence, NOT two seperate quotes. I realise I have to make allowances for. Your primitive brain but do I really need to breakdown a simple sentence in order for you to understand its meaning?
You attained stupidity and just kept aiming lower didn't you?
Worshiping Satan is the default position when you reject God. The very act of refusing to worship God is what Satan asks of his followers.

Anyway, so you are all of fourteen years old that you have this desperate need to brag about how intelligent you are?



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