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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
How do we know that the Governator is a homer? For starters, he's a Romanist. On top of that, before he became famous in Hellyweird, he used to be well known for letting other death-cookie-munching sodomites, like Mapplethorpe, take pictures of him in the nude.
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If you're running around the streets of LA nude looking for a 12-year old boy, you're gay and a Catholic for sure.
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Originally Posted by Father Peter Rast
Don't be so judgmental. I'm sure that his parish priest came up with an appropriate penance for him, so he's now right with the Lord.
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I'm sure the pennance was
appropriate to the nature of the sin. Why do you think they installed glory holes in the confessionals?
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
My husband, Elmer calls those Log Cabin Republicans "Log Grabbin Republicans" I'm sure they're the reason poor Senator Larry Craig got into so much trouble.
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Well, somebody certainly set the Godly Sen. Craig up.
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Originally Posted by Views_Change
I believe the correct answer would be a Last name.
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Clever, but wrong. The correct answer is "history of membership in the Nazi party."