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Did the commies have it right? -
01-22-2007, 11:47 PM
I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to do crap. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.
Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.
Freaking commies, you gotta love them.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 01:08 AM
I defy you to read the original communist manifesto. A beautiful document, and it would be a very stable form of government..... There's a few problems though.... People screw it up. Perhaps True Christians could pull it off, but it already has a bad name. Maybe if it included a stable True Religion it might be viable.
If you're gonna make fun of people, at least know what you're talking about first......
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to do crap. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.
Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.
Freaking commies, you gotta love them.
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They "invented strippers & prostitution?"
REALLY??
So...is that why prostitution's known as the world's oldest profession,then is it?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 03:49 AM
Well im not sure about inventing but i am 100% sure they encouraged it madly. Russia today is nothing but a mudhole in the world.
I sort of created this thread as a joke because i like to see how people react. Helps me know them better.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 04:38 AM
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I mean sometimes it seems like they had the life. If you were smart you could ride the political ladder up and be rich as hell and command people to c**p. I mean, they just seemed to be lucky.
Too bad most communists were a**holes. They invented strippers and prostitution. But one thing you gotta give kudos to them for. They are the only country to really scare the sh*t out of modern america. But then there was that genocide... of 50 million people. That kind of made them part of the not invited list. Nobody likes to associate with them anymore.
Freaking commies, you gotta love them.
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Wow, you really ARE an imbecile. Did you leave your brain at home today, norom? <-- no, that's not a typo. You're too stupid to be a regular mormon.
So, there was only one communist country, and they invented strippers and prostitution, and all of the party faithful got incredibly wealthy, and commanded people to defecate. Interesting.
I guess the country known as Communism (where IS that, anyway?) was alive and well when Judah was hiring a prostitute by the side of the road (who, as it turned out, was his daughter-in-law, whom he later threatened to burn alive upon discovering she'd been knocked up, but recanted when he found out he was the daddy).
I had no idea. Here I thought Communism was the brainchild of Karl Marx, late 19th century. I think Judah may have been dead by then, for a few thousand years.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 03:23 PM
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Wow, you really ARE an imbecile. Did you leave your brain at home today, norom? <-- no, that's not a typo. You're too stupid to be a regular mormon.
So, there was only one communist country, and they invented strippers and prostitution, and all of the party faithful got incredibly wealthy, and commanded people to defecate. Interesting.
I guess the country known as Communism (where IS that, anyway?) was alive and well when Judah was hiring a prostitute by the side of the road (who, as it turned out, was his daughter-in-law, whom he later threatened to burn alive upon discovering she'd been knocked up, but recanted when he found out he was the daddy).
I had no idea. Here I thought Communism was the brainchild of Karl Marx, late 19th century. I think Judah may have been dead by then, for a few thousand years.
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"norom" and all of your post =
May I flesh the history? Quoting Peter's Anecdotal History of the Ancient Whorl
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Ancient Commenia shared borders with Messopotamus.
The population of Commenia was predominantly teenaged,
peer-ruled by a body politic known as the comedons.
The comedons in turn answered to Emperor Acne Vulgaris.
It was a surly, stupid little plot of land.
Commenia today is known as "Belgium".
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 04:20 PM
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Well im not sure about inventing but i am 100% sure they encouraged it alot.
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Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it. Also stop making up stupid words like cathylicks, mudslims, and noroms. It just makes the person saying them seem like a mormon. If you want to get across as a smart person don't use these.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 04:58 PM
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Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it. Also stop making up stupid words like cathylicks, mudslims, and noroms. It just makes the person saying them seem like a mormon. If you want to get across as a smart person don't use these.
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Pot . . . kettle . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 07:04 PM
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Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it.
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I'll only read what Christ directs me to, fine thank you. The rest is Satan's lies.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 07:35 PM
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I defy you to read the original communist manifesto.
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Please, bear in mind who you're talking to. I defy him to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-23-2007, 10:55 PM
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Please, bear in mind who you're talking to. I defy him to read "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
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Of course you're right Brother Temperance... What could I have been thinking? I might have said Mother Goose, but those stories are satanic in origin and he'd probably become hard reading about the little boys. Please accept my appology.......
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Did the commies have it right? -
01-25-2007, 05:55 AM
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Its called reading the entire page. Learn how to do it. Also stop making up stupid words like cathylicks, mudslims, and noroms. It just makes the person saying them seem like a mormon. If you want to get across as a smart person don't use these.
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He must be a put-up job; a fool in mercenary service.
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