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This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 07:01 PM
Pastors Decon Fred and Zeke will be on Freehold Access TV to explain what happened this afternoon but I wanted to drop a quick note. At 4:00 am this morning the Landover Council of Pastors issued and emergency order declaring marshal law in Freehold County. All Christian citizen militia units were activated, all gates shut and all Freehold residents were ordered indoors until daylight.
The reason for this is as of 3:00am we received numerous intelligence reports that a mob was marching down the State Highway from Des Moines towards Landover. At 3:10am a Security patrol hummer was dispatched down the highway. As of this post the hummer and it's crew still hasn’t been heard and is assumed lost. With this information the Des Moines mob report is consider likely. There is also signs of an Obamanist plot among the Mexican servants and the possibility of RHINOs among the Church cognation were going to open the gates to the Des Moines mob forced the Pastors to take this drastic step.
At 4:30am Landover security forces were instructed to round up all suspected Church Rhinos (praise Jesus we have the congregation hand in their mail ballets for inspection). As of 12:00pm this afternoon 213 church members have been arrested pending investigation.
All gates out of Freehold are closed, all roads closed except to security vehicles and designated congregation members. Any pedestrians should be indoors come dusk. All servants are confined to their quarters and will be treated as hostile if seen outdoors at any time, no exceptions.
So that is the quick rundown Brethren. Please help us in this difficult time.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 07:05 PM
RINO-roundup just sounds too cute!!!
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
RINO-roundup just sounds too cute!!!
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Yes, much like your' "canvasing" in those Democratic precincts yesterday Nobar.
You should really consider coming back to Freehold. We'll send car to pick you up Nobar.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 07:13 PM
That sounds dangerous at this point.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
That sounds dangerous at this point.
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Why would you say that,..Brother,,.kjhljdjc?
We just want to help
you piffleing RHINO!!
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 11:01 PM
Wow, 213 arrested?
I hope at least their ballots were corrected before they were sent in!
At my church, in Indiana, we had all congregants request early ballots and bring them to a filling-out workshop after a rousing sermon about the evils of O'Sambo. We had 100% votes for McCain!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Wow, 213 arrested?
I hope at least their ballots were corrected before they were sent in!
At my church, in Indiana, we had all congregants request early ballots and bring them to a filling-out workshop after a rousing sermon about the evils of O'Sambo. We had 100% votes for McCain!
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It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.
Bastards. We * Will * Find * the RHINOs who enabled Obama.
Your country club days are over RHINOs.
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-05-2008, 11:59 PM
Brother BJ have you found Sister Jenny yet? And have you identified the owner of those crates of Obama pamphlets you found in the church basement?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-06-2008, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.
Bastards. We * Will * Find * the RHINOs who enabled Obama.
Your country club days are over RHINOs.
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Bobby-Joe, would you please release my faithful retainer, “Boy”? Really, this is going a little far, how many more vicissitudes must we endure in the interests of security? The newspaper has not been ironed and is a man not to have a decent Mint-Julep in his own home?
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Re: This morning security operations in Freehold -
11-06-2008, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
It turned out that 213 members of the congregation didn't fill out mail in ballots like Jesus wanted them to or "accidentally" mailed them in.
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Disgusting!
But could 213 votes have made that much of a difference?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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