My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
Lol. I came here to screw with you. Duh, dumbass. You are stupider than I thought. Pity. Godly, I'll tell you what's godly, me.
No, you came here because Jesus called you. He wants you on your knees. He wants you to renounce your degenerate lifestyle and accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He wants to save you from an eternity in the lake of fire, where satan will peel you like a grape!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
Lol. I came here to screw with you. Duh, dumbass. You are stupider than I thought. Pity. Godly, I'll tell you what's godly, me.
How is it working for you, after all, all you managed to do was getting yourself worked up? I guess you ended up screwing yourself. Still, as I said, you came here because Jesus send you here so you could open your eyes and learn how repulsive and perverted your ways are. Call me what you want, heathen, but I knew your true motives while you did not.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, you came here because Jesus called you. He wants you on your knees. He wants you to renounce your degenerate lifestyle and accept Him as your Lord and Savior. He wants to save you from an eternity in the lake of fire, where satan will peel you like a grape!
Omg I'm scared! Where can I get saved!?
I will accept none of your so called Jesus.
I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
How is it working for you, after all, all you managed to do was getting yourself worked up? I guess you ended up screwing yourself. Still, as I said, you came here because Jesus send you here so you could open your eyes and learn how repulsive and perverted your ways are. Call me what you want, heathen, but I knew your true motives while you did not.
Working great! I've learned that there are psychotic brainwashed Mo Fos like you in the world. Not that I didn't already know that.
I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
Working great! I've learned that there are psychotic brainwashed Mo Fos like you in the world. Not that I didn't already know that.
Listen to your heart. Jesus is calling you. He wants you to stop being a pervert and start a Godly life TODAY! Ponies aren't something to worship, Jesus is!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
I've learned that there are psychotic brainwashed Mo Fos like you in the world. Not that I didn't already know that.
That is sad, if learning nothing is great progress for you. Do not despair however, many heathens are as slow as you. You can take baby steps to a salvation as well, you would not be first simple minded saved.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-04-2011, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Listen to your heart. Jesus is calling you. He wants you to stop being a pervert and start a Godly life TODAY! Ponies aren't something to worship, Jesus is!
But Princess Celestia says always Obey!
Brainwashing me doesn't work bro. My heart says keep living life the way I'm living. Sorry I'm not one of those unfortunate souls that have managed to be brainwashed into a life of fear.
I've been baptized before and blah blah blah. I pray, and I believe in a God, but not the God you've learned to fear.
I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-05-2011, 05:29 PM
Thank the Lord you folks talked about this. I discovered my son watching this show with his sister and actually debating with her about the show. I grabbed him by the ears and took him to his bedroom where he received a thrashing from the nearest rod I could find. That hopefully was enough to cure his homosexual leaning but just to be safe I made him wear a dress for a week to school with a sign stapled to his shirt that said "I'm a sissy who watches little girl cartoons about talking ponies."
My brothers and sisters in merciful Christ, do you think that was enough to punish him? I still don't know if I should allow my daughter to watch it or not.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-05-2011, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by HateIsWhatIDoBest
I made him wear a dress for a week to school with a sign stapled to his shirt that said "I'm a sissy who watches little girl cartoons about talking ponies."
My brothers and sisters in merciful Christ, do you think that was enough to punish him? I still don't know if I should allow my daughter to watch it or not.
Do you have something to confess to us? If you were a Christian, you would not have acted against the will of God.
Deuteronomy 22:5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-05-2011, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Do you have something to confess to us? If you were a Christian, you would not have acted against the will of God.
Deuteronomy 22:5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
It was punishment for wanting to be a girl. It's in the same vein as putting soap in his mouth when he sings Justin Beiber lyrics.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-05-2011, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
Working great! I've learned that there are psychotic brainwashed Mo Fos like you in the world. Not that I didn't already know that.
And we're going to put Newt Gingrich in the White House! He hates atheists like you. Even the atheists themselves know:
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Gingrich, a former U.S. Representative and 58th Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, said an atheist has no business in the White House. “Does faith matter? Absolutely,” Gingrich said. “How can you have judgment if you have no faith? How can I trust you with power if you don’t pray?” He continued, “the notion that you are endowed by your creator sets a certain boundary of what we mean by America.” Gingrich said that Americans should value religion first, above morality and knowledge.
Gingrich’s statements encourage precisely the type of mingling of religion and politics that threatens the secular character of our government and is counter to the Constitution Gingrich has in the past pledged to uphold. Unfortunately, not a single one of the Republican candidates on stage dissented from Gingrich’s statements.
“His remark that those of us without faith are untrustworthy and lack judgment is a battle we fight all too often,” said Herb Silverman, president of the Secular Coalition for America. “We may be the last minority against whom intolerance and discrimination are not only permitted, but also sometimes promoted by politicians.”
Boo hoo. If they'd stop denying God, we could trust them.
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Originally Posted by HateIsWhatIDoBest
My brothers and sisters in merciful Christ, do you think that was enough to punish him?
Discipline isn't about punishing. It's about teaching right from wrong. The purpose is to help your child follow the correct path, and avoid eternal damnation.
However, you have caused your son to sin by making him wear a dress. You may even have exacerbated his obvious gender identity issues, common to all "bronies".
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Originally Posted by HateIsWhatIDoBest
It was punishment for wanting to be a girl. It's in the same vein as putting soap in his mouth when he sings Justin Beiber lyrics.
Where in the Bible does it say that a man shall not wear women's clothes, except when it's a perverse punishment?
NOWHERE!
You have caused your son to sin, you have been informed that you have caused your son to sin, yet you respond in a stiffnecked manner, defending your actions instead of begging God and your son to forgive you for your transgressions.
I have concerns about you.
Perhaps we should contact the child welfare people in your county.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-05-2011, 06:02 PM
Well I was at my wit's end! He seems to like being a perverse heathen child no matter how much me and his mother make him read the bible. He was reading this book called "The Golden Compass" and when I looked up online I had to be restrained from beating him with something. Now I see him watching this...this girls' cartoon!!! I need to find a good Christian camp to make him not be such a godless sissy.
I'm sorry but the thought of my son becoming a depraved homosexual sinner is a bit much to bear. What should I do to get God's loving forgiveness?
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-13-2011, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pervertforlife
But Princess Celestia says always Obey!
Brainwashing me doesn't work bro. My heart says keep living life the way I'm living. Sorry I'm not one of those unfortunate souls that have managed to be brainwashed into a life of fear.
I've been baptized before and blah blah blah. I pray, and I believe in a God, but not the God you've learned to fear.
Brainwashing will indeed fail. Your posts indicate a total lack of anything resembling the thing you're afraid we're going to wash.
"My heart says keep living life the way I'm living."
You know who also did that? Jeffrey Damer! Luckily he found God near the end of his life, after people told him following his hearts desire was wrong.
Or do you agree with raping and killing innocent people, and eating them up afterwards? Wouldn't surprise me from an Atheist.
Furry = bestiality.
Bestiality = death.
Leviticus 20:15. Remember. It may save your soul one day.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-28-2011, 02:27 AM
I made an account JUST to post here.
Wow, you guys are racist, sexist, and hypocritical. You act all high up, just because you follow the Bible.
I have been watching the show for a few months now. I am in no way homosexual, or a 'furry'. I am Christian, born and raised in the countryside, saved, and baptized. The show is another kids show, like Spongebob, or Sesame Street (don't tell me you denounce those shows, that's just dumb)
So some men have enjoyed watching it, some gay, most not. It's an opinion, and it in no ways clashes against the word of God, to have a show with ponies, and for that show to have dedicated fans. Sure, some watchers may be atheist, but another majority not. So why can't you all accept others for what they are? Chinese, Africans, gays, women, God put them all here for a reason, whatever it may be, we don't know, only God does.
Please be kind to others, because I'm sure that is what the almighty Lord intended.
Oh, and to the guy with the profile pic of himself cutting a tree, trees provide air, not pollution, Ronald Reagan never said that, and God put them on the Earth.
I wish you all a happy New Year, and don't you DARE call me a fake or pretending Christian.
Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle -
12-28-2011, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Spastic
I made an account JUST to post here.
Posting on this forum would seem to be just about the only reason to make an account . . . I'm not sure what other use you would have for it.
And yet you managed to miss the Introduction Forum.
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Wow, you guys are racist, sexist, and hypocritical. You act all high up, just because you follow the Bible.
What is racist about following the Bible? What is sexist about it? What is hypocritical about it?
Do you even know what those words mean?
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I have been watching the show for a few months now. I am in no way homosexual, or a 'furry'. I am Christian, born and raised in the countryside, saved, and baptized. The show is another kids show, like Spongebob, or Sesame Street (don't tell me you denounce those shows, that's just dumb)
Why? Because you, an unsaved grownup who watches little girls' cartoons, like them? How do they glorify God?
If they don't glorify God, they are of Satan.
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It's an opinion, and it in no ways clashes against the word of God, to have a show with ponies, and for that show to have dedicated fans.
Having a show is not an opinion.
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Sure, some watchers may be atheist, but another majority not.
Really? You conducted a poll? Where are the results of this in-depth research?
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So why can't you all accept others for what they are? Chinese, Africans, gays, women, God put them all here for a reason, whatever it may be, we don't know, only God does.
Oh, I can gladly accept anyone for what they are.
However, as a Christian, it is my duty to warn them that their lifestyle choices lead only to Hell. Wouldn't you agree that it's the loving thing to do?
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Please be kind to others, because I'm sure that is what the almighty Lord intended.
As long as executing homosexuals, witches, disobedient children, adulterers, etc. is your definition of being 'kind', then I agree. Because those are God's Commands in the Bible.
We KNOW what God intended, because He gave us a Book. We read it. You should try. Then you wouldn't have to guess what God wants; you too can know.
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I wish you all a happy New Year, and don't you DARE call me a fake or pretending Christian.
Why? You are.
You don't read the Bible, you don't follow God's Commands, and you preach things which are inconsistent with God's Word. You lie when you call yourself a Christian.
Making up an imaginary friend who happens to believe the same things you do and agrees with you on everything, then calling him Jesus and praying to him, doesn't make you a Christian. It makes you delusional.
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!