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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 11:46 AM

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I have nothing against families, people can be in one if it makes them happy but if they prefer to be by themselves that's equally fine. I'm not particularly fond of children but I would never want any of them to be killed. As stated a million times before, I don't have any interest in witchcraft. I'm a capitalist, if a tad more on the liberal side. And, I'm not a lesbian, I may prefer more effeminate-looking men but I'm still straight.

Therefore, it can be concluded that I'm not a 'feminazi.'
Praise Jesus! It's good to know that you haven't fallen for any of that awful nonsense about men and women being equal.
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 11:57 AM

In all honestly, and I mean all honesty, Brother. Neither. Why?
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 12:07 PM

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In all honestly, and I mean all honesty, Brother. Neither. Why?
Why on earth would a sober, non-mongoloid, human being consider it a worthwhile use of their time to make a post consisting solely of:
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I mean, seriously, why? What were you thinking? Were you thinking anything? Have you ever even thought of thinking?


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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 12:08 PM

It was a sign of myself, thanking the lord, for not being on the path of evil. Yeah, I was thinking. Thinking about how great Jesus is.
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 04-20-2010, 02:45 AM

Where any where in the story did it say that this 6 year old child was fornicating with the drain as you so harshly accuse her of.
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 04-20-2010, 03:56 AM

It doesn't need to, it's implied. For what other reason would God do that to her? She deserved what she got.
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 04-20-2010, 04:07 AM

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Where any where in the story did it say that this 6 year old child was fornicating with the drain as you so harshly accuse her of.

That's what I got out of it.....did we read the same story?
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 05-12-2010, 08:05 AM

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I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole,
No, no, no, everybody knows that you use the water jets in a pool (or hot tub )to get off on, not the drain. Wasn't there a quote in there about the liitle girl asking if she would be on the news? She obviously did it because she wanted to be on TV. (Not that God approves of that sort of attention seeking behaviour anyway.)

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No, no, no, everybody knows that you use the water jets in a pool (or hot tub )to get off on, not the drain. Wasn't there a quote in there about the liitle girl asking if she would be on the news? She obviously did it because she wanted to be on TV. (Not that God approves of that sort of attention seeking behaviour anyway.)
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Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?
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That's what I got out of it.....did we read the same story?
I agree, That's a horrible story, that poor child.
Even worse is the poor 3 year old who now has a disfigured face because of the MONSTER her "mother" was with mistook her for food.
Castrate him and bite his lip and ear. I'd say something else, but it would get me an infraction. Innocent children miamed and/or killed and these quacks blame the child.
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Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?

Are you THAT dense? She said WATER jet, not what you're thinking. <<<Slaps forehead>>> Some people have no sense.
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Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?


Are you THAT dense? She said WATER jet, not what you're thinking. <<<Slaps forehead>>> Some people have no sense.


Just to clue you in a WATER JET is from what water flows forth into certain types of Hot tubs and Pools. Water jets can use great force to propel water into pool or hot tub. I can't understand why the OP would use a water jet to "get off" the force of the water burns ones body if you get too close, I can't imagine what it would do to a woman's "mommy cave" as I saw it called on here.
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Foul harlot, you sure know an awful alot about the mechanisms of hot tub jets. Perhaps you should close your legs and open up a Bible instead of experimenting in new ways to get off in a hot tub.



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Foul harlot, you sure know an awful alot about the mechanisms of hot tub jets. Perhaps you should close your legs and open up a Bible instead of experimenting in new ways to get off in a hot tub.
HaHaHaHaHa!!! It's just like a fantics to take what I said and TRY to make ME look a harlot. I have no need in using any "things" to get me "off" I have a husband for that. I was attempting to educate your "brother" since he thought the OP was talking about a real jet. Stupidity runs wild with your wannabes
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Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?


Are you THAT dense? She said WATER jet, not what you're thinking. <<<Slaps forehead>>> Some people have no sense.


Just to clue you in a WATER JET is from what water flows forth into certain types of Hot tubs and Pools. Water jets can use great force to propel water into pool or hot tub. I can't understand why the OP would use a water jet to "get off" the force of the water burns ones body if you get too close, I can't imagine what it would do to a woman's "mommy cave" as I saw it called on here.
Hold on for one tiny second. You women use water under high pressure to derive sexural gratification? All I can say is WHAT in the HELL is wrong with you, that's masturbation!
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Hold on for one tiny second. You women use water under high pressure to derive sexural gratification? All I can say is WHAT in the HELL is wrong with you, that's masturbation!

First of all, allow me to state most emphatically that I do not "canoodle" with hot tubs.

I was pointing out the it is common (in more ways than one ) knowledge that concentrated streams of water can produce effects that result in uncleanliness rather than cleanliness, if you get my drift.

To offer a pop culture example: There was a primetime so-callled family oriented sitcom in which the male protagonist was demonstrating the various settings on a recently installed jacuzzi to his tv wife. He referred to the strongest setting as "who needs a man? " Both the studio audience and the home viewers got that unfortunate innuendo.

When the original poster brought this story to our attention, it was her suggestion, as evidenced by the title, that the child was seeking more than a standard recreational experience from her swimming.

I was merely pointing out what I believed to be a mistake in methodology.

I do not mean to condone such activity. However, I might suggest --going out on a limb here-- that just possibly, maybe, perhaps, that using the water jets in a pool is preferable to having one intestines ripped out. Or maybe not. What do I know? I've never had my guts removed by a life threatening suction force. Maybe it was a real elicit thrill for the little girl. In which case she got exactly as she deserved.

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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 05-20-2010, 08:26 PM

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First of all, allow me to state most emphatically that I do not "canoodle" with hot tubs.

I was pointing out the it is common (in more ways than one ) knowledge that concentrated streams of water can produce effects that result in uncleanliness rather than cleanliness, if you get my drift.

To offer a pop culture example: There was a primetime so-callled family oriented sitcom in which the male protagonist was demonstrating the various settings on a recently installed jacuzzi to his tv wife. He referred to the strongest setting as "who needs a man? " Both the studio audience and the home viewers got that unfortunate innuendo.

When the original poster brought this story to our attention, it was her suggestion, as evidenced by the title, that the child was seeking more than a standard recreational experience from her swimming.

I was merely pointing out what I believed to be a mistake in methodology.

I do not mean to condone such activity. However, I might suggest --going out on a limb here-- that just possibly, maybe, perhaps, that using the water jets in a pool is preferable to having one intestines ripped out. Or maybe not. What do I know? I've never had my guts removed by a life threatening suction force. Maybe it was a real elicit thrill for the little girl. In which case she got exactly as she deserved.

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Thank you for the explanation sister, and I am relieved that you are not one the the slutty females that do this vile act. I am afraid that I must discuss this vile act with my brothers, they need to be aware of this practice. I have done a little research on the interweb and found a few more vile examples of ways females defile their bodies. Sad very sad
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 05-20-2010, 08:34 PM

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Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?


Are you THAT dense? She said WATER jet, not what you're thinking. <<<Slaps forehead>>> Some people have no sense.


Just to clue you in a WATER JET is from what water flows forth into certain types of Hot tubs and Pools. Water jets can use great force to propel water into pool or hot tub. I can't understand why the OP would use a water jet to "get off" the force of the water burns ones body if you get too close, I can't imagine what it would do to a woman's "mommy cave" as I saw it called on here.



Hold on for one tiny second. You women use water under high pressure to derive sexural gratification? All I can say is WHAT in the HELL is wrong with you, that's masturbation! __________________

Did I say I did that? No, I did not. I have a man to fulfill my sexual needs so masturbating is not an issue for me, I was simply trying to help YOU my dimwitted friend understand the difference between a water jet and an aircraft jet. Sorry I bothered
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 05-20-2010, 08:36 PM

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Did I say I did that? No, I did not. I have a man to fulfill my sexual needs so masturbating is not an issue for me, I was simply trying to help YOU my dimwitted friend understand the difference between a water jet and an aircraft jet. Sorry I bothered
Your man answers to your demands? What kind of messed up relationship is that?


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