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Angry Mars - the Communist Planet - 02-24-2018, 05:15 AM

This is, of course, no surprise.



While the so-called "planets" are obviously Firmamental (Genesis 1:6) stars (Genesis 1:14), it is important to examine in detail these celestial bodies and how their simple nature as light-giving God-Created objects has been twisted to suit the abominable goals of the sinners. Mars, as it happens, was known to the ancients. In fact, the Grease Nation worshiped it and named important venues and malls after it. Even our sweet and gentle Apostle Paul had to visit these idolatrous places while he tried to teach the Greek Nation the Truth™ about Jesus.

Acts 17:22
Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.




To understand the Spiritual risks of Planet Mars we shall for the arguments' sake accept secular astrology and its claims about this God-Created and forsaken place. The main findings about this piece of useless rock are as follows:
  • It is red because of iron in its aerinated aka oxygenated form. In Biblical speech we call this substance "rust".
  • It is a dry cold desert with ice on the edges of its disk and underground.
  • It is not inhabited by people but by evil robots.
  • It used to be a fertile land but it is now totally desiccated by droughts.
  • Secular scientists have used their tellyscopes and found that artificial canals characterize the otherwise waterless terrain.


Based on these details we can now determine if Planet Mars, indeed is commie. Of course it is but the unbiased nature of Creation Science requires that we examine this claim against the best available Proof and Eyewitness Evidence that Science can provide: The Bible.

1. Mars is red with rust.

Matthew 6:19
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:


Is there a connection between communism and rust in addition to their favorite color, red? There is. Everything produced by the communists turns to rust. The Soviet Union accumulated unprecedented treasures and riches and produced, among other consumer goods, high-quality cars. They are now all decayed and Jesus is yet to appear. Planet Mars has rust on a much wider scale. Only commies can mess things up so badly.




2. It is totally dry.
What could cause such drought? Mars might have its own Firmament (Genesis 1:6) that has windows. God used these windows to inundate Earth with waters from above during the time of Noah (Genesis 8:2). This water came from above. Obviously, a reservoir of water had to be present above the Firmament to drown all mankind. Is it possible that this water came from Mars? It must be so. Why would God use Mars' waters?

Haggai 1:11
And I called for a drought upon the land, and upon the mountains, and upon the corn, and upon the new wine, and upon the oil, and upon that which the ground bringeth forth, and upon men, and upon cattle, and upon all the labour of the hands.


The Planet Mars sinned and God punished it in a win-win situation of punishing the Earth with the same waters that were taken from Mars as punishment. God is quite intelligent. But there is another aspect of the desiccation. Communism. Communists are very good at making water disappear. They've dried an entire sea, the Aral Sea!



On Mars, this happened on a larger scale, so they must have been not only communists but Bolsheviks.


3. Evil robots?

They are presumably golems as mentioned in the original Jewish tongue of Psalms 139:16.


4. Canalization of the planet: What could it mean?

Canals are not mentioned in the Bible per se but they're just another form of water flowing in relatively narrow channels, aren't they, kind of rivers? Based on this it is clear that God punished the commie Planet also in this manner:

Ezekiel 30:12
And I will make the rivers dry, and sell the land into the hand of the wicked: and I will make the land waste, and all that is therein, by the hand of strangers: I the LORD have spoken it.


What about the commie nations, such as China? Is there a precedent? There is, for instance, by the previously mighty Yangtze river. "Ha-ha" says Jesus as He sees these images. Little do the Chinese commies know that their fate is soon gonna be as sad as that of mars, the Commie Planet!




5. Final proof

Communism means that there is no private property. This means that women are not owned by their husbands but by the anarchist community. This makes them all harlots.

Leviticus 21:9
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.


Communism is profane and secular. It causes droughts, whoredoms, rust and replaces people with evil robots. It is red just as the fire that shall burn the unbelievers in the Bottomless pit (Revelation 9:2). No wonder the remaining people on this desolate desert are crouched and desperate as we can see in this image taken by one of the evil robots.



If the astrologers continue to monitor the landscapes of the punished Mars we shall soon see even more exotic creatures emerging. This will actually be beneficial as these images will prove to the sinners that we were right all along.

Isaiah 13:21
But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Mars - the Communist Planet - 02-24-2018, 05:42 AM

Brilliantly posed, Professor, however it looks to me that these "photos of Mars" are actually photos of negros in the African desert!

It appears that secular institutions are lying to the public yet again so scum like Elon Musk can take money from hardworking Americans to fund their gay sex orgies while pretending to launch cars into "space." (John 12:6)


This is completely outrageous information to have stumbled upon, and this blasphemy will certainly not go unpunished (Mark 3:29) in the eyes of the Lord.
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Default Re: Mars - the Communist Planet - 02-24-2018, 07:45 AM

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...negros in the African desert! ...
Something something Benghazi something something profit!


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