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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:33 PM

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Well it's a quite good place, no matter what you say!
http://www.lifelong.ed.ac.uk/eurocri...tracts/594.pdf

Yeah, sure.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:33 PM

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Because the Bible promises that only a few very people will be saved.

The first time God destroyed the world, he only saved eight people. Jesus says the next time it will be even worse.



There's mountains of evidence to prove hell is real. http://www.av1611.org/hell.html



You aren't primitive, just backwards and delusional.
You aren't a very good debater. The link you posted refers mostly to Biblical texts with the slight references to the interior of the Earth. The claims of Hell's intense and the interior of the Earth being the same is not scientific - correlation does not imply causation.

I am not backwards - merely scientific. I am not delusional - I am open to arguments. I thank you for denouncing someone's aforementioned claim of me being primitive.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:33 PM

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just a thought here... has any one thought that maby all the books about all the religions were fictions ? just a friendly question answer politely
You mean your Icelandic sagas? Yes, they are fiction.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:34 PM

no not just that im talking about every thing ^^ budism, hebrew and even christianity... im not saying that christianity is fake and it never happened don't get me wrong but just what if
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:34 PM

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You're the one who said it was in Iceland. Are you on drugs??
Perhaps enjoying some delicious Viking 'Mjöður'?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:37 PM

Don Vito, welcome to the American system.

Why do you think they are getting all these Tsunamis while there are none in Iceland?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:38 PM

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okay final post. it must make you feel a lot better about your lives. i said i'm middle-aged. and that was site, besides "violence" in iceland is really just getting shot.
Sounds awful!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:39 PM

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You mean your Icelandic sagas? Yes, they are fiction.
Well, we could claim that any book not based on facts is fiction, thus saying that the Bible is an embellished regurgitation of previous religions (which it is).

Please learn the concepts of 'freedom of speech' before giving out warnings for inadequate, pompous reasons.

And why on earth is this forum in the 'Christian history forum'? Does the OP, or the moderators, not understand the inappropriate placement of the thread?
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You aren't a very good debater. The link you posted refers mostly to Biblical texts with the slight references to the interior of the Earth. The claims of Hell's intense and the interior of the Earth being the same is not scientific - correlation does not imply causation.

I am not backwards - merely scientific. I am not delusional - I am open to arguments. I thank you for denouncing someone's aforementioned claim of me being primitive.
You are just willfully ignorant. People like you are ruining the world!

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:46 PM

Hell exists and it is underneath the earth. Look at all the science that backs it up. Temperature readings go into hundreds, even thousands of degrees Fahrenheit. Iceland is an interesting geological place because it is an entry point between Hell and Earth. That is why there is so many volcanoes and geysers and seismic activity.

God also uses volcanoes to punish the wicked. He made Pompeii explode to punish the Romans for crucifying Jesus. Then he made Karakatoa erupt to punish the Godless heathens in southeast Asia. Mt. St. Helens blew up in Washington State because they are a bunch of hippie liberal communists over there and it was a warning to America to not re-elect Jimmy Carter.

When Iceland is destroyed by a volcano, and you all die, you'll all be begging God for forgiveness. But it will be too late. You will burn in Hell for all eternity. On the bright side, you don't have too far to travel.



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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:46 PM

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You are just willfully ignorant. People like you are ruining the world!

Willful ignorance is selecting what and what not to believe. Correlating the earth's interior to that of an old book stating Hell being excruciatingly hot, does not mean it is correct. And there could be several reasons for the person having felt he had gone to Hell - intense indoctrination, perhaps?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 09:50 PM

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Hell exists and it is underneath the earth. Look at all the science that bac Iceland is destroyed by a volcano, and you all die, you'll all be begging God for forgiveness. But it will be too late. You will burn in Hell for all eternity. On the bright side, you don't have too far to travel.
Again, saying that Hell is a scientifically-backed up theory is wrong: just because the interior of the Earth is hot, does not mean it contains Hell. That would be like someone saying must have done badly on a test because there happened to be a storm outside.

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James Hutchins: Thank you for another infraction, "Stupid is as stupid does Pot, meet kettle!", which is rude, offensive and has no evidentiary basis.
I have read your posts. They are the mad rants of an empty headed woman.

A smart woman would not attempt a discussion among men.
If you feel I singled you out with no merit, please report it to a Pastor for review. Otherwise, I strongly suggest you return the kitchen and either cook or clean something.


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Again, saying that Hell is a scientifically-backed up theory is wrong: just because the interior of the Earth is hot, does not mean it contains Hell. That would be like someone saying must have done badly on a test because there happened to be a storm outside.
It's more than just the temperature, there is other evidence to back it up. Geologists say that inside the earth is a core of molten metal. Funny how the Bible describes a Lake of Fire in Hell. The Bible also says there is sulphur in Hell, and scientists have found a lot of sulphur underneath the earth. (There is also a lot of sulphur in Iceland). Then, finally, what about the scientists who recorded the screams of people in Hell on audio tape? I have heard the tape and it is frightening.

Think about it. If the Bible, which was written thousands of years ago, described the interior of the earth as being hot, fiery, with a molten lake....how could it not be of divine origin? There was no way human beings knew anything about the interior of the earth, yet here is this ancient text which describes the very core of the earth! This is proof positive that the Bible is written by God.



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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 10:02 PM

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I have read your posts. They are the mad rants of an empty headed woman.

A smart woman would not attempt a discussion among men.
If you feel I singled you out with no merit, please report it to a Pastor for review. Otherwise, I strongly suggest you return the kitchen and either cook or clean something.
I am a woman, in her mid-20s. It's sad that you are trying to demote my arguments by classifying me as a 'female' you misogynist.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 10:05 PM

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It's more than just the temperature, there is other evidence to back it up. Geologists say that inside the earth is a core of molten metal. Funny how the Bible describes a Lake of Fire in Hell. The Bible also says there is sulphur in Hell, and scientists have found a lot of sulphur underneath the earth. (There is also a lot of sulphur in Iceland). Then, finally, what about the scientists who recorded the screams of people in Hell on audio tape? I have heard the tape and it is frightening.

Think about it. If the Bible, which was written thousands of years ago, described the interior of the earth as being hot, fiery, with a molten lake....how could it not be of divine origin? There was no way human beings knew anything about the interior of the earth, yet here is this ancient text which describes the very core of the earth! This is proof positive that the Bible is written by God.
A priori assumptions, however elaborate, do not equate to truth.

Again, I am a woman in her mid-20s. Please to not attempt to reject my reasoning by classifying myself as a male, you misogynist.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 10:10 PM

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A priori assumptions, however elaborate, do not equate to truth.
Yes they do. How could John know a priori about the interior of the earth when he wrote the book of Revelation? That's the problem, he couldn't. Unless he was guided by a divine hand. Only God knows the future, not man.



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Smile Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-17-2010, 10:11 PM

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I am a woman, in her mid-20s. It's sad that you are trying to demote my arguments by classifying me as a 'female' you misogynist.
Oh, you are one of 'them', a transgender, a heshe.

Not trying to belittle you at all. It is just your rants are typical of a woman while she has her monthly visitor.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Please learn the concepts of 'freedom of speech' before giving out warnings for inadequate, pompous reasons.
Please look up "private forum". Free speech does not apply here. This forum is for praising our Savior Jesus Christ.

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Willful ignorance is selecting what and what not to believe.
Every person somehow determines what to believe and what not to believe. It's those choices that make us human. We have chosen to believe what God has written in His Holy Bible. You have chosen not to. We believe you will burn in hell for that.

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Correlating the earth's interior to that of an old book stating Hell being excruciatingly hot, does not mean it is correct.
True, but it does not mean it is incorrect either.

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I am a woman, in her mid-20s. It's sad that you are trying to demote my arguments by classifying me as a 'female' you misogynist.
We are simply following the Holy Bible which states that women have to submit to men.

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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