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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-20-2013, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
Mrs. Etheldreda, I fear that this arturd person must be snorting the marijuana!
For him to imply that Jesus' feet were Chinese - the very thought is preposterous.
I suppose Jesus had Roman hands and Russian fingers, as well?
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Is he suggesting our LORD was some kind of freakish racial Mr. Potato Head Jesus?!?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-20-2013, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Is he suggesting our LORD was some kind of freakish racial Mr. Potato Head Jesus?!?
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Heaven forbid! You know, the very idea is so ridiculously absurd that it's almost laughable, if it wasn't so ... blasphemous. Jesus as some sort of rag-tag, patchwork quilt of mongrel nationalities; where do these heathens come up with such rude nonsense?
On a happier note, we know about God's plan for dimbulbs like arturd. Leviticus 24:16
Enjoy the feel of Jesus' "chinese" foot drop-kicking your butt straight down to hell, friend.
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-20-2013, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Minister Leroy
Sheeeit
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
What does that mean? Is that some kind of African voodoo talk?
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I think a sheeeit is a woman who had a hysterectomy. No, wait, that's a she/it.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-20-2013, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
I think a sheeeit is a woman who had a hysterectomy. No, wait, that's a she/it.
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Isn't that a name of some small Muslim sect or something?
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 01:22 AM
I belive Jesus was black or Mexican so why can't old saint nick
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Marilynmanson666
I belive Jesus was black or Mexican so why can't old saint nick
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Sweetie, you can believe whatever you want - that's what the free will is for. Just remember, it's God way or Hell.
Free will!
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Once again, this is the color of brass:
Definitely not black.
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Definitely not white either,
Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow
Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by arthur frayn
Definitely not white either,
Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow
Are you maybe saying Jesus had a lot of brass?
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arturd = =
Friend, why don't you give up your sinful ways and surrender to the LORD?
HE can cure you of your drug-addled retardation, but only if you repent and dedicate your life to Him!
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by arthur frayn
Definitely not white either,
Brass = brass colored = asian colored = some shade of yellow
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I said that already, but it is on the previous page so maybe you didn't notice:
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I gather that you've never seen an Asian person in your life... Good for you, sweetie! Ignorance is a blessing!
However, I had the misfortune to run into a few chinks, and let me reassure you that their skin is not golden and shiny.
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I mean, really, I don't know under what rock have you lived your miserable life, sweetie, but chinks are not really yellow; they're more like salmon color. Maybe you are blind? In this case, let me explain it to you, that red skins are not really red but brownish like cinnamon, blacks are actually brown like dark chocolate, and we whites aren't really white but actually kinda pinkish. Just sayin'.
How old are you, anyway? Have you never heard of poetic metaphors before?
...Then again, trying to explain colors to a blind guy...
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-21-2013, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
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...Then again, trying to explain colors to a blind guy...
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Your patience and willingness to help those with special needs is truly commendable, Sister!
Your light shines as a beacon for all to see. Praise JESUS!
Quote:
Matthew 5:16 (1611 King James Bible)
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good workes, and glorifie your father which is in heauen.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: Black Santa Claus is Racist and UnBiblical -
12-22-2013, 05:01 PM
It looks like my warnings were all for naught. Black gay santas have been ruining Christmas for children all over America.
Here are some typical images of what a black santa might look like:
You see a man here, having succumbed to Big Gay and Big Negro, in the sexual throws of self abuse. Sad
You can even see some innocent children who know evil when they see it and try to flee it, but unfortunately all the adults are in the throes of the devil.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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