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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 03:18 AM

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"Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs."


Doesn't that mean you should shut up?
No, it means that you should.

Sister Mary is full of the Holy Spirit!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 06:22 AM

I used to be a young Christian teenager, until my life was taken over by this game. I didn't think it was that bad until I woke up with this. It is proof that "Riot" is in fact a satanic company.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 06:39 AM

Satan manifests in many ways. Turn back to Christ before it is too late. When you become a True Christian ™, Landover Baptist Church has a free program for ridding you of such satanic scars. But you must start reading the Bible and following the Lord now.
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Cool Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 09:04 AM

Hello fellow Christians.

I have a boy. His life got destroyed by this game in the picture. I dont know how to help him make his mind and life better, any ideas?

Doge bless u all.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 09:09 AM

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Hello fellow Christians.

I have a boy. His life got destroyed by this game in the picture. I dont know how to help him make his mind and life better, any ideas?

Doge bless u all.
Please go to the Introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

God bless you.


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 11:11 AM

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Greetings Brothers and sisters in Christ,

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.
League of Legends is full of witchcraft, magic, satanism, polytheism, and blasphemy. It could easily turn a good Christian child away from God.



1.
Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!




“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.



Another Champion called “graves”. What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other like in this subreddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/lolgaymers

Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

2. -The game is chockful of blasphemous magic and witchcraft.

The player is able to perform a variety of spells such as planting explosive mushrooms , turning oneself invisible, forcing others' against their will to listen to the character, and conjuring up demons from Hell to fight for the player. In fact, magic and witchcraft are a major part of the game and it's difficult to play the game without resorting to these Satanic means.


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– League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.


The Bible is of course very clear on these things. Women should be silent and serve their husbands.1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... to be in silence." Genesis 3:16 "... he shall rule over thee."

Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs.



This woman with the very weird name “skojz” is one of the many feminists working for League of Legends.

4.
The game makes no mention of God or Jesus Christ

5.
It is a "Role-Playing Game" for the computer, very similar to the well-known Satanic Diablo 3.


As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."
1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

Thank you and God Bless!

PS - Enclosed is a screen shot of this Satanic game.

Holy *** potty language *** ... There is so much wrong with you if you actually truly believe this. Let me input wisdom in your brainless little heads.
1. Taric and Graves are homosexual? Why? Because Taric wears pink? Because Graves.. well he doesn't have anything remotely close to homosexuality so I have no idea where you got that.

2. Blasphemous magic? IT'S A GAME. IT'S FICTION (like the bible). IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REAL LIFE. IT'S FOR FUN. Stop being such ignorant little whiney babies about every little thing that contradicts your belief.

3. Feminism? I'm not even going to comment on this, it's just too ridiculous.

4. Ofcourse it has no mention of god (except for Soraka when she ults maybe). Why would you have to mention god or jesus in everything that exists? That's imposing your belief onto others and not letting them have a free opinion.

5. No it is NOT a roleplaying game. It's a MOBA. Get your facts straight before using them to brainwash people.

ps.: no that is NOT a picture of the game. It's another, similar game called DOTA. But ofcourse you ignorant little *** potty language *** don't know anything that is not 'god-related'

Have a good day. I hope you find common sense instead of 'god'

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Holy shit... There is so much wrong with you if you actually truly believe this. Let me input wisdom in your brainless little heads....
Before making a yet bigger fool of yourself here than you already have, why not introduce yourself in the Introductions Forum so that we can greet you properly?

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 11:18 AM

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Before making a yet bigger fool of yourself here than you already have, why not introduce yourself in the Introductions Forum so that we can greet you properly?

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Oh I'm the fool? How about no. I will not introduce myself, I merely wish to tell you people that you are wrong about this. I do not wish to judge your belief, it is everybody's right to believe whatever they want. But this is just ridiculous
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Oh I'm the fool?
That you are. Like most gamers, you seem to be of limited intellect, so I'll explain it to you. A fool is anyone who fails to hear the Word of God and keep it (John 14:15; Luke 11:28). If you did keep it, you'd have respect for those who love God and call out false 4chan-ish/gamertard nonsense like we do.

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How about no. I will not introduce myself,
It is totally in character of one of your kind to hide behind the shadows of the interwebs and not come clean with regard to who you are and what you stand for.

Go on then. Be about the devil's business elsewhere.

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I merely wish to tell you people that you are wrong about this. I do not wish to judge your belief, it is everybody's right to believe whatever they want.
You don't wish to judge our belief, and yet you register in our private community where you (as an unsaved) are unwelcome, refuse to tell us anything about yourself, and poke fun at us for opposing the devil's entertainment? That doesn't sound too humble to me. It sounds childish and prideful (Proverbs 16:18).

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But this is just ridiculous
No, what is ridiculous is thinking that a gamer can make it to heaven.

But thanks for persecuting us. You have successfully added more stars to our crowns (Rev. 2:10).

I'll be praying for your sticky, dirty soul.

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1. Taric and Graves are homosexual? Why?
Because they hate Jesus.

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A "MOBA"!? Please stop making up words to distract people from the evil that is League of Legends.

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Have a good day. I hope you find common sense instead of 'god'
Have a good day too. I hope you find God instead of common sense.


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Because they hate Jesus.

A "MOBA"!? Please stop making up words to distract people from the evil that is League of Legends.

Have a good day too. I hope you find God instead of common sense.

oh wow... You rather find god than common sense? XD hi-piffleing-larious!
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oh wow... You rather find god than common sense? XD hi-piffleing-larious!
You are a very rude young woman.

Why is it that it is only atheists that are rude to strangers?

1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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You are a very rude young woman.

Why is it that it is only atheists that are rude to strangers?

1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

God bless.
I'm not rude at all And saying that only atheists are rude to other people is absolutely ridiculous. I know almost only atheists or agnosts (like myself) and they happen to be extremely nice people. The fact that you want to impose your will and belief on other people makes you a lot more rude than I could ever be to you. You're saying to other people: you don't believe in my invisible guy so you're satan. Where the heck does that logic come from?
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 01:45 PM

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You're saying to other people: you don't believe in my invisible guy so you're satan. Where the heck does that logic come from?
From the Holy Bible of course! Duh!

Revelation 21:8
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8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:01 PM

How has this 'Cranky Old Man' guy not yet been unmasked? He's so *** potty language *** ! Torturing your kids? Rapd your daughter? What the absolute *** potty language ***? That stuff is allowed in your so called church. WOW!

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:03 PM

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Torturing your kids? Rapd your daughter?
That's all based on God's Holy Scripture in His Holy Bible my friend. So if you disagree with those you are disagreeing with God, not with me.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:06 PM

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How has this 'Cranky Old Man' guy not yet been unmasked? He's so troll! Torturing your kids? Rapd your daughter? What the absolute shit? That stuff is allowed in your so called church. WOW!
Please state Chapter and Verse how Brother Cranky has not been 100% Biblically correct.



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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:30 PM

You people are Hate Mongers. You say that you Follow the Bible and you do this blindly to the letter when in fact that the Bible has been translated so much and been edited so much by many people including the Church and Kings themselves, people like Kings James, to further their own personal beliefs and opinions. The Bible is littered with the Fingerprints of Man so much that the Truth is Underneath it all. Please if you are to accurately preach God's work study the untranslated versions of the scriptures and not just the ones that the "Churches" of the world have deemed suitable but all the scriptures from all the Prophets of the Christian Religion. And if you refuse do believe this you are Denying Fact and Truth as basic and fundamentally proven as the Earth Being Round and the Moon not being a Source of Light but a Reflector of Light from the Sun.

This Game is not trying to turn you children into homosexuals and or push them towards satanic beliefs. All this is is people looking for things that aren't there to spread hate and judgement among many Others and Businesses that Support Families who even Have Children and are for all you know Active Christians Themselves.

This kind of stuff is what makes me sick and disgusted that there are fellow Christians that are such horrible and morally disturbed people in this world which God gave us.

You False Believers I pray for you.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:33 PM

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You people are Hate Mongers. You say that you Follow the Bible and you do this blindly to the letter when in fact that the Bible has been translated so much and been edited so much by many people including the Church and Kings themselves, people like Kings James, to further their own personal beliefs and opinions. The Bible is littered with the Fingerprints of Man so much that the Truth is Underneath it all. Please if you are to accurately preach God's work study the untranslated versions of the scriptures and not just the ones that the "Churches" of the world have deemed suitable but all the scriptures from all the Prophets of the Christian Religion. And if you refuse do believe this you are Denying Fact and Truth as basic and fundamentally proven as the Earth Being Round and the Moon not being a Source of Light but a Reflector of Light from the Sun.

This Game is not trying to turn you children into homosexuals and or push them towards satanic beliefs. All this is is people looking for things that aren't there to spread hate and judgement among many Others and Businesses that Support Families who even Have Children and are for all you know Active Christians Themselves.

This kind of stuff is what makes me sick and disgusted that there are fellow Christians that are such horrible and morally disturbed people in this world which God gave us.

You False Believers I pray for you.
Thank you very much for that!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 03-25-2014, 02:38 PM

Also based on what you people say and believe, Do not let your Children watch any Disney Princess Movie at all. They all contain Magic, WitchCraft, and Evil in the Storyline of these great works of Art.
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