[Johny Joe Hold]

As polls began to show Nuet Gingrich rising in our beloved Republican Party, you can almost hear the lieberal knives being sharpened.

What will they to after? His two failed marriages, of course.

We need to arm ourselves now for this unjust attack. We need to fire back powerful replies to the heathen supporters of Obuma.

Here is my strategy--others may have better ones, but I'll toss out mine for a place to start.

We need to dig up information as to why Nuet's first two wives were bad ones. The public will understand that if a man draws a bad card from the deck of life he needs to disgard that one and try another.

I know one of those wives, I think the first one, had some health problems which, of course, an important man like Nuet should not have to put up with. How far is he going to go with an unhealthy wife?

Maybe our research staff could help out here.

JJH

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well one of them was struck by Jesus with cancer for some reason, most likely for letting her husband down in some way. It's a place to start anyway.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Can the demoncrats even prove that either marriage was consummated? If not any research might be irrelevant. If Newt were too busy doing God's work how could he be held responsible for not blooding the wedding sheets.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As smart a debater as Nut Gingrich is, he DID abandon Jesus to go a-whoring after the "Queen of Heaven", Mary, the Whore of Babylon.

Mitt "Leggo my Eggo" Romney is a Mormon, true, and a waffler . . . but he was never a Christian. Nut Gingrinch was a Baptist, knew Jesus, and turned his back on Him to pray to His dead mother instead!

What does God command us to do to those who know Him and then choose to follow false gods?

Hint: A read of Numbers 31 suggests that "not vote for them" would be a good start.

[Johny Joe Hold]

What really burns me up is the lieberal muck-raking press.

Now they are pointing out the Nuet received 1.3 million in consulting fees from Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac is the government created firm that pools and then resells home mortgages as something like bonds. This helps make more and cheaper mortagages available so poor scumbags can buy houses they do not deserve. Nuet has been blamed it for the credit meltdown.

Of course Nuet received a lot of money from Freddie Mac. It is his God given duty to make money here on earth in preparation for heaven.

We know that. Why can't the oh-so-smart press figure it out?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1096578.html

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

What really burns me up is the lieberal muck-raking press.

Now they are pointing out the Nuet received 1.3 million in consulting fees from Freddie Mac. Freddie Mac is the government created firm that pools and then resells home mortgages as something like bonds. This helps make more and cheaper mortagages available so poor scumbags can buy houses they do not deserve. Nuet has been blamed it for the credit meltdown.

Of course Nuet received a lot of money from Freddie Mac. It is his God given duty to make money here on earth in preparation for heaven.

We know that. Why can't the oh-so-smart press figure it out?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1096578.html

The Freddie Mac thing was a classic liberal hit. They forced Newt to take that money so they could taint The Professor with socialism. But I think the voters can see threw those kind of cheep, liberal stunts.

And Rodimer, far be it from to argue with a fellow Christian but you have to remember Newt "The Professor" is the leading historian in REAL America. His conversion to Catholicism is just living history.

[Holyfield]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

As polls began to show Nuet Gingrich rising in our beloved Republican Party, you can almost hear the lieberal knives being sharpened.

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